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@BonerWizard
paige
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RT @ASFleischman: It is perfectly ok at this stage of your life to get a real job.
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RT @MrYutyrannus: I personally believe that PETA is a psyop to make people think real environmentalists/animal rights advocates look crazy.
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paige
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I think this is beautiful.
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Stereogum
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Chubby Checker has been publicly advocating for his place in the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame for 25 years. This fall the rock ‘n’ roll pioneer will finally be inducted, but he now says he won’t be attending the ceremony.
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Not to be dramatic but when kids skip their naps I want to die.
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I can’t ever leave this app.
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RT @lachancenaomi27: Someone said she’s keeping millions of white women away from qanon.
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Heretic is a movie about what Mike Huckabee thinks happens at college.
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paige
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I keep seeing pictures of poop in a toilet on here and they’re apparently from the sex and the city reboot finale????.
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RT @megannn_lynne: something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unawar….
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thank you very helpful
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@CallyGingrich
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Today we celebrate the Solemnity of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
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paige
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He should go and say
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@CultureCrave
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Tom Cruise was offered the Kennedy honors by Donald Trump . He declined because of 'scheduling conflicts' . (via @washingtonpost)
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paige
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I had to walk home today carrying a toddler while pushing a stroller and almost died.
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paige
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almost filled out an application for that normie Traitors season but then I remembered there are ~physical challenges~.
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paige
2 days
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No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still.
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paige
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I hate soft floppy French fries but luckily my 3yo likes “the wormy ones” so it all works out.
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paige
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thinking about how I would be the worst traitor of all time.
@Variety
Variety
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A new non-celebrity version of the reality competition series “The Traitors” is heading to NBC with Alan Cumming as the host.
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paige
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Wow she’s not like Ma at all.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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‘Ma’ star Gianni Paolo reveals Octavia Spencer paid for his publicist and set him up with a team after he said he was in debt:. “And then [she] said, 'Now you have a publicist.' She didn't ask for the money back. Never."
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Ok but I really do need this one asap
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