The weather is conspiring against the ice cream eating agenda but we will not be silenced.

Went to the gym at my normal Monday time to try to beat the crowd, but there was no crowd

Send your girls to girls schools man. The REALEST, happiest and funniest women I know went girls school soz.

The Pitt is actually good.

please get lab work before you start taking supplements 😭 you can easily make yourself sick

Football almost over but #loveduringlockup is back!

I know all yall is rich and high class so this may be beneath you but… I would like to go to the Cheesecake Factory tomorrow.

Am I the only one that really enjoyed going to an all girls school 😭

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

I am so excited. I got my DC library card!!

it’s always a good idea to rewatch: insecure, sex & the city or gossip girl.

The IRS really hates single people with no kids😭

Why would they let me change backgrounds on messages lmao I am having too much fun 😭

Hot take but transit vehicles should not have cloth seats.

It’s really the little things

Wow. Just wow.

Elliot is just not consistent enough for me.

I hate that I’ve been listening to the JBP 😭

I hate this iPhone update. I should have never updated my phone.

Gym / Fitness culture can be so hostile & unforgiving. Constantly mocking anyone who isn’t at the same level as you, those who try, those who get a workout wrong or whose workouts aren’t optimum. The gym is heaving and everyone at reception huffing & puffing over when the