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rockstar wife/chaos curator.
all black barbie dreamhouse
Joined January 2015
the girls are saying they don’t like being sent selfies. do ya really hate men? I thought we were just playing…
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Web designers like @reijowrites bring powerful interactions to the web with one platform: Framer
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very unladylike but I can’t stop watching clips from that podcast with Jim, Fab, Dave East & Maino. they’re so funny.
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Magnesiacore. Indoor Pool Drywall and Ceilings is a True Marine Wallboard. When it comes to indoor pools, natatoriums, or other enclosed spaces with high humidity and the moist chemical exposure it entails, you need a construction board that can withstand these elements.
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it’s for the streets, it’s for the baddies, it’s for the ootas, it’s for everybody like… 😭
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my most replayed song a.k.a. the best song of 2025
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Song · 2025 · Duration 3:25
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my toxic trait is I make impulsive decisions assuming everything will fall into place… because somehow it always does, even when it shouldn’t.
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My @CELE6RITY
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I'm hiring a founding engineer to build fully automated software companies with me at @RocketableInc. This sounds crazy to most people, but the trajectory is obvious if you're paying attention. Within a few years, the question won't be "can AI run a software company?" It will be
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just signed the lease I will be opening a store that only sells velvet durags on Melrose. please support 🤍
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Nobody: People “complimenting” me: your eyes are huge, big fat, round, gigantic, alien, doe, large brown eyes like??? it doesn’t feel like a compliment lol
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it’s so much idek how to put it in a tweet. the date was actually okay but he’s just insane & I realized that when I was already otw and now my friend just discovered an entire Reddit thread on him today.
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I want to tell the story of how I went on a date yesterday and ended up blocking him on Instagram in the truck on the way there.
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unfortunately, I want to break up every time I don’t like something.
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