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❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | ❌@fanbuzz |❌@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
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Joined October 2011
Trevor Noah: " It feels like New York has, like many cities in the world, fallen into the trap of fixing what needs to be fixed for the wealthy, and then sort of ignoring or pushing aside the problems that affect the poor." Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have
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so glad I already lost in the 1st round so I don’t have to care about kenneth walker goaline carries anymore
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pulling up for a little track meet and you see weapons on a table
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
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Destroyed the foundational idea of youth sports and as a consequence turned sports into a hobby for rich kids.
A downstream effect of college being so unaffordable is that private equity has bought up youth sports and turned it into a college scholarship hunger games that is ruining communities and putting parents in debt
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you can’t put Rob Riggle in one of these things
The teaser trailer for ‘JIMMY,’ starring KJ Apa as Jimmy Stewart has been released. In theaters November 6, 2026.
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watching teen wolf too and it’s so dumb how supposedly important a boxing team was for a school this fancy 😂
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JUST IN: OpenAI to raise $10 billion from Amazon
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mfs gone be driving to Gary Indiana to watch the bears play like
The Chicago Bears recognize Indiana’s pro-business climate, and I am ready to work with them to build a new stadium in Northwest Indiana. This move would deliver a major economic boost, create jobs, and bring another premier NFL franchise to the Hoosier State. Let’s get it
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using a pic of puka after his long day is so funny. Making it look like ANNNND this nigga crashed the team plane
The Rams’ team flight that was supposed to be leaving any minute now is expected to be significantly delayed due to an equipment issue with the plane, per sources. The team currently is working on alternative travel arrangements to prevent any further delays getting to Seattle.
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accidentally forgot to say no olives on my lunch and now I’m having a devastatingly bad lunch
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
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Rob Riggle would say exactly this in 30 rock
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RZA:
my pillhead uncle is trying to hire a samurai to assassinate his parole officer
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Tom Brady visiting Bill
#Exclusive 🥰 Bill Belichick was all smiles at Jordon Hudson's cheer competition in Atlanta. https://t.co/pHrBMAtSN6
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First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s next film ‘DISCLOSURE DAY’ In theaters on June 12, 2026.
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Cap is the realest
captain america found out the government was nazis the movie before and everyone got mad at him for not signing the ‘let the government tell us what to do’ paper
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