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❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | ❌@fanbuzz |❌@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
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Joined October 2011
New clip. Don’t yell at me. I just wanna see what happens man, curiosity ain’t a crime
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He really did it a week before the season started it 😂😂😂 (pain).
Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.
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foundation is on a heater right now and the mule is a really fun villain.
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just saw the phrase ‘shedeur-anon’ and I’ve never been more jealous I didn’t coin something.
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I literally have a joke about how running for election should be the nfl combine. Guess I didn’t take into account how dumb everything is now.
64 vs. 33. A lifetime of hard work vs. a silver spoon. The results speak for themselves. The weight of the job is too heavy for “Mamscrawny.” The only thing he can lift is your taxes.
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Kid me when Captain Ginyu punched a hole in his own chest and switched bodies with Goku
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they touching knees?.
#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones continues his media tour — this time with Stephen A. Smith — saying there’s no room for an agent to be involved in the Micah Parsons negotiations. 🤦♂️ .
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😂😂😂 it’s on sight if I meet one.
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I actually believe him, tough to know about someone you literally can’t see.
Frank Grillo says he didn’t know who John Cena was before ‘PEACEMAKER’. “I asked my son, ‘Is John Cena a big wrestler?’ He goes, ‘You’re stupid’”. (Source:
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always sunny making fun of the state of tv in the golden bachelor episode was incredible.
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gonna be on set talking like rust cohle before they even say action.
Nicolas Cage is nearing a deal to star in “True Detective” Season 5 at HBO. Details are being kept under tight wraps on the new season, but it was revealed earlier this year that Season 5 will be set in the Jamaica Bay area of New York City.
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okay I looked. ‘Everybody Wants Some!’ Is better than half those movies and no rookie of the year.
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not gonna look at the list but there aren’t 20 sports movies better than moneyball.
THR's #21 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time: In one of his most vulnerable turns, Brad Pitt portrays Beane as an iconoclast with a gaping hole in his private life, while Jonah Hill winningly plays a polite number-cruncher who became the A’s one-man brain trust in 'Moneyball'
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