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Local man discovers effort.
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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Shaq has openly talked about how much his cheating altered the trajectory of his life. He had it all. And (his words) now he sits alone in this big empty house with all this money, but no life partner and kids that don’t fuck with him fr because of how terrible he did their mom.
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The gum and the bo
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PeaceLove&MumboSauce
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Po Boy Jim’s Gumbo …what’s missing ?
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Eddie Murphy apologized for some shit he said way back in the 90s. And circled back around a few years ago to emphasize that he had grown. You either get it or you don’t. Kevin Hart is the architect of his own demise.
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Even *this* week, Shaq is like yo, I was fucking horrible. I’m sorry. I wouldn’t have loved me either. What’s not clicking? 😂
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The reality of the matter is a lot of husbands are also going to end up alone with adult kids that resent them, but they won’t have millions to cushion the blow. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
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The boys are fightingggg
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One of my biggest flex’s is cooking in the kitchen that I built, how was your boyfriend’s podcast doing?
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Tying this back to maintaining healthy relationships / checking in after back surgery 😂 There will come a time when we all need ppl to check in on us just because…especially as elders who might live alone. Absolutely abysmal long-term vision & reckless abandon for community
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If anybody in DC needs baby formula or fresh food we are in front of Tyler House right now.
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When my god-mom fell down the basement stairs & broke her hip, she couldn’t move. The reason why she didn’t lay there for days & was able to make a full recovery is because somebody she talks to *all* the time was like why she not answering the phone? Let me go check on her.
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When you leave DC for the first time and realize you have to actually PAY for museums, zoos, parks, pools, recreation centers, and everything else of the sort 🥴
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Caption this (DC Edition)
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Not every candy corn lover in the world stumbling across this tweet. I need backup! I’ve made a huge miss steak.
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& KH has never been this push the envelope ass comedian, like ever. PLEASE. Even Katt gets it and can articulate it. This man is 40. Like 😂😂
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When my god-mom fell down the basement stairs & broke her hip, she couldn’t move. The reason why she didn’t lay there for days & was able to make a full recovery is because somebody she talks to *all* the time was like why she not answering the phone? Let me go check on her.
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@soiendure @angryblkhoemo He didn’t say females though ☝🏾let’s count our blessings.
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Ummm no. We like our black ass cities. Thank you.
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I’m the furniture.
@CerromeRussell
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Reminder: When a woman tells you that you have nice hands she's just setting you up to move some heavy ass furniture for her later.
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@DjChubbESwagg Oh yeah that’s a big thing!! $68 steak, $17 asparagus 😂🤣
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@TechBaeAsh People are so terrified to be perceived by others it stops them from branching out.
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@ProtestCheese @fox5dc Also: Good dogs don’t want to be cops.
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@KaylarWill I had a nice hot cup of metal detector every morning like?!
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@thatgirlbamz This expression has been on my mind for days.
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@simoncurtis All of us at the end of 2021
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According to the DOE, 130 million adults read below a 6th grade level. There is an education crisis in this country. Keep that in mind when you see certain tweets. People were failed. That is more than half of our adult population.
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@Mirandom88 People are failing to tell you they are driving 90-100mph with hella maneuvering to make this happen 🤣🤣
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Juvenile + Mannie Fresh Tiny Desk after party was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 a whole musical production. Live music makes EVERYTHING better! Thank y’all for blessing DC like this. @juviethegreat
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@ImToBlame Way less labor than caring for a manchild 🤣😂
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@lnbshr LMAOO cuz they be tryna sell themselves so hard.
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This is dark and real lmaooo
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Serial killers in the 70s had no idea that they were going around creating content
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The funny thing about technical analysis relating to stocks is you can do alllllll that work and it not mean shit because Elon Musk decides to send a tweet with whatever ticker in it. These aren’t your parents’ markets of the 90s lmao.
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The govt is complicit in a lot of vax hesitancy tbh. No other way around it.
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@ver_nanaaa We ride at dawn!!
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Kanye isn’t a free thinker. He regurgitates a lot of white nationalist talking points verbatim. The funny thing is — he will face the consequences. Not them. White ppl do not face consequences for spreading global white nationalism.
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Hersula
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Omg. Is there no female version of Himothy??
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It’s the 17 year old Black girl drummer for meeeeee!!! The kids are alright 🥺🧡 #LongLiveGoGo
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Made it to Anguilla!
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lol what? This can def be applied to your price range. It’s cute and countdown gifts aren’t new 🥴
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Did everybody see the lunar eclipse tonight? First one in 580 years 😍 #LunarEclipse WOWWWWW. Moon was/is super red.
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Ummm. Because (fortunately) entitled travelers haven’t seen this as a prime vacation spot so you know they don’t go there 🙃
@WPLGLocal10
WPLG Local 10 News
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COVID-19 MYSTERY IN HAITI - Haiti has one of the lowest death rates from COVID-19 in the world, and scientists are mystified about why.
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Ok but nah fr decent men don’t even have to pander to get pussy. All they have to do is exist cuz the ain’t shit ones make them look like rockstars. It’s crazy. They don’t gotta do shit but be quiet and let the other ones talk 😩🤣🤣
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Keke said she hid in a closet. That was enough for moi.
@NotLaja
Who is you, Chiron?
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Now remember when folks been called out that man for being a predator & the girls dismissed it because they found him attractive? Or bette yet, when he was clearly preying on Meg and y’all tried to defend that too? The north remembers
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@LilWhoady_ She too fine 😍😍😍
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Literally everybody is awake because of the lunar eclipse. Even if you don’t know you’re awake because of the lunar eclipse.
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@mani_randi96 @soiendure @angryblkhoemo LMAOO oh I was being incrediblyyyy facetious
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“Scott, 26, was arrested March 14 at an outlet mall in Allen on a marijuana possession charge” 😡😡😡😡...he died having a mental health crisis
@News4SA
News 4 San Antonio
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Inmate dies after being restrained, pepper sprayed, covered in spit mask; 7 officers fired
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Welcome to Washington, D.C. baby 🧡
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New shit.
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@EatMyAshes4Free @TropiCat212 @MariettaDaws @wsbtv Lamaoaoao they blocked me. Omg I was just joking?
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Agreed. Wake up everyday and choose them all over again.
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Arugula is a baddie leafy green. Watch your mouth about her.
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How I catch the whole thing on video by accident lmaoaoaoa #WizSixers this a crazy ass game.
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Imagine having the means to truly support your child’s wildest dreams and you demoralize them instead 🥺
@maxwell_midas
Midas no maxwell 🇨🇮 🇸🇱
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Imagine you been grinding for 20 years to 7+ figures just for your children to major in Art and not care bout anything finance
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Eliminating distractions and evoking immense discipline for 6 months at a time can completely change the trajectory of certain parts of your life.
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I avoid brunch / day parties with too many dress pants, chelsea boots, or loafers. That’s strictly for the Black transplants and Howard kids.
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My lil brother made the official announcement so now I can brag on him publicly. Zay will be joining the Cincinnati Bengals organization in July!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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The DATA says every generation of women has been unfairly burdened so much that married women’s life expectancy is lower. The DATA also says, no matter how much the average woman makes today — she will still be unfairly burdened when partnered. So pay up bucko!
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Critical thinking is lost. Like we are seeing in real time — the results of people being unable to decipher complex ideas and theories. It’s scary.
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@Komaniecki_R @Reader10100 The chuckle I let out. 😂😂
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Those ppl went back to states & counties that have been lying about their numbers for the last year. And the second part isn’t true cuz it’s literally a partisan issue atp lmao
@theChristianJH
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“Super spreader” events but nobody saw a spike after the Capitol got hit? No spike after ya’ll danced in the streets (mask-less) when Biden won? Lmao do you see the hypocrisy?
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If no one has ever absolutely adored you and been grateful just to experience you and the energy you radiate I’m sorry, but it’s a wonderful exchange. Why would you not want to spoil and be spoiled? Everyone should feel what that cloud is like 😌
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@CoachWilmore_ I’m absolutely not sticking around to find out
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Today is my second day on ADHD medication and this is absolutely insane. So you’re telling me…I just think of something I need to do and my body just DOES IT? No motivation necessary? Sksks. What??? I’m a whole new girl.
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So like this basically.
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@superrjoint
Truly Humbled Under God
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Just sent a pussy pic with the slam effect.
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@imjdollaz Crying cuz what is pest control paying for then Jesse? 🤣🤣🤣
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Legit the only valid take I’ve seen about KIPP. Everyone wants to return to normal like these kids don’t need 100x more help and support.
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Imagine losing everything you built cuz you followed behind racist white men. Whew.
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Kanye isn’t a free thinker. He regurgitates a lot of white nationalist talking points verbatim. The funny thing is — he will face the consequences. Not them. White ppl do not face consequences for spreading global white nationalism.
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Inconsistent or flaky communication dries me like a desert. All attraction be GONE.
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Teens misbehaving in extremes often come from a long series of unmet needs or worse, actual periods of trauma that lead to lack of impulse control development. These kids aren’t crazy, ppl are failing them. Communities are failing them.
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I hope I continue to find out more each year. The work is never done.
@delaneypv15
from the river to the sea
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if you’re older than me (I’m 25) when did you find out who you were supposed to be?
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Tell me you’re an Aries without telling me you’re an Aries.
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The first time I went a zoo outside of DC, it was $35. For the ZOO! Y’all stole them animals from the wild and you’re charging????? Howwww.
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@WhyVeeES Crying lmfaoooo
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Oh shit. This is major. They came up from the farmers market. Delicious whole snapper.
@PoPville
PoPville
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Spicy Water African Grill now open just off U Street - Check out the menus:
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People: “Where are the parents?!” Also people: Fuck them kids and go to work.
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@zackfox Legenddddd
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Did my first real big girl hike with crazy elevation and moisture and tight ass trails on cliffs where I had to focus. Amazing experience. We have hiked about 6-7 miles in the last 2 days.
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The sunset was crazy last night from the marina.
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The reason we haven’t seen what COVID can really do to kids is because they were kept HOME. They were shielded. And now look. Youth sports and daycare centers are hotspots. Who would’ve thought?!
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@a_hitch32 Looks very outside to me.
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@jay4774 @BB_Updates Black women tears don’t have a track record of ruining white women’s lives because they weaponize them. *stares into the distance and thinks of Emmett Till*
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No ♥️
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A lot of people died during holiday visits.
@chefkeva_
No I’m Not Vegan
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People really stopped hugging their family members until the government said it was ok to again. That is insane to me.
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@WrittenByHanna Enough drugs for the night.
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3 weeks ago I started swim class. Today I jumped in the deep end with good recovery, treaded water, back & belly floated, & swam to the wall. It was my first attempt in the deep & my instructor didn’t even get in the water first!
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So less people have to come into work and risk getting covid since people just absolutely need their fast food? Genius.
@JaszMonee__
Thee Aries Princess
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Now chick-Fil-A ...
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Gay black men are always with us tbh. No shade no tea it’s never a question if they gonna “protect” us.
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I need 3 gogo versions of Way 2 Sexy immediately.
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@JayElHarris I don’t interpret this as lacking romance at all…it just means your entire life’s choices are not centered around being partnered and actually demanding more from those they encounter as it relates to romance & courting.
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The peace that working from home brings cannot be overstated enough. Traffic? We don’t know her. Cooking 2-3 times a day? The life! So much more control over our lives.
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As soon as a young girl develops, she’s up for grabs by men of whatever age. Black, white, latina, whatever. Her childhood ends and her service to men begins.
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Peace to anyone dealing with grief this season…I don’t have the answers but I spend a lot of time learning, helping, & doing what makes me happy while working to minimize my ego’s impact on my emotions.
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Upper NW to SE is long distance.
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@BoyOfHappiness @ungodlywests @mcumagik Yo I thought I heard that lmaoaooaa
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Guest 1. No customer copy. Girl throw that receipt you found in the trash 😂
@CallmeMsParker
Murder Mitten Mami
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Im not takin no more Atlanta bitches out on dates 😂😂 This was only HER ticket 😂
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