stale cooper
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got struck by the first volley | co-host @youretallpod
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Joined October 2018
I'm tipsy after playing BG3 and recorded a cover of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls that's so slow it's 9 minutes long
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the thing about me is that even tho I don't like metal and am a sloppy indie rock player I read an interview with the guy from slipknot in guitar mag when I was a kid where he said that "alternate picking was for p-----s" so I never learned how but I'm weirdly fast at downpicking
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I ostensibly don't like what either represents but they both just have a certain je ne sais quoi
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Dunno how to explain this but I feel very similarly to the Goo Goo Dolls as I feel to Rihanna
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"This isn't about bringing crooks to justice, did you think that's what we do? Not likely. We try any of that, licenses are sure to get pulled. What we do, it's only investigation. It's like going to the movies." – Thomas Pynchon, Shadow Ticket
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weirdly, Experimental Jet Set even tho my favorite member is Lee who doesn't have any songs on that one
They should ask what everyone’s favorite Sonic Youth album is in the census
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I’m sorry, does that hoodie say “2008 Global Financial Crisis” on it?
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If you factor in reach/visibility and the resources required to make it happen, you could make a decent argument that this is the most embarrassing thing any human has ever done
for posterity in case they go on a deletion spree like in previous times they've updated grok to be embarrassing
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prior philosophers have failed to consider that you can move it AND lose it
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the reason lists of movies are so fun is not because lists matter but because lists are excuses to sit around and think about movies
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What's fucked up about me is that I'm coping with this by watching Inland Empire and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
my little man needs surgery in a couple weeks, for a hopefully benign growth. keep us in your thoughts. he's doing fine (won't stop licking his penis). I'm a mess.
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my little man needs surgery in a couple weeks, for a hopefully benign growth. keep us in your thoughts. he's doing fine (won't stop licking his penis). I'm a mess.
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Inland Empire always fucks with me even more than it would normally be I'm so not used to characters in movies having my name (inferior spelling tho alas)
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