Some of you have never done a bump of caviar while wearing false eyelashes and roller skating in the kitchen, wearing silk pajamas, and it shows.

The @Conservatives could just play this on a loop for the next month, and then for the next three and a half years as well: https://t.co/Pd1mdExwsO

I think this one man has just summed up the mood of the entire nation. Bravo 👏

'Apprentices are over. Employment's over' Toby Dicker, the founder of the Salon Employer's Association tells @darrenmccaffrey Fighting back tears, he says 'we've had enough' and calls on Chancellor @RachelReevesMP to 'just please listen to us'. https://t.co/tEvWDhlU5w 📺Sky

Look at these lads!! Love people like this x

Konstantine Kisin Gives a Reality Check to Indoctrinated Woke Students at the Oxford Union “The only thing that wokeness has to offer is to brainwash bright young minds like you to believe you are victims” @KonstantinKisin

https://t.co/XuzeHfshGh

@BernieSpofforth The UK government are holding a public inquiry into Covid and are asking for the public's opinions. Make sure you let them know exactly how you feel. https://t.co/DuIX1LSM0L

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇 https://t.co/le0s17383K

…and a nation lets out a collective sigh of relief on behalf of these lads. We all stood spiritually at the foot of those Windsor steps with you & thought ‘this is your Everest’. Well done, gentlemen. #QueenElizabethII #BearerParty

Prince Harry and his popcorn Vs a hungry toddler 🥰

My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more ❤️

"when I was your age I had to shag John Major to keep warm"

Me paying British Gas in October when they try asking me to pay another £500 extra per month

10 weeks wait, must be twenty phone calls, no response to fast track @HM_Passport so actually you have to turn up the day before you travel and hope for the best #shambles

Absolute shit show @HM_Passport 🙈

Ah, there’s a sign by the socket on the train that says ‘laptops and mobile phones only’. That’s annoying as I was going to plug my fridge into it.

The future of our Royal Family is in good hands!

It’s a leg-out-of-the-duvet sort of night.