so my mom bought a new wig or weave or whatever it is 😭 tell me why she burst into my room, stood by the door, did a couple spins then walked out without saying a single word to me 😭😭😭
I deeply envy young adults who have their lives together. Beautiful apartment, good job, nice car, mjolo just thriving, must be nice. I really really just wanna skip to the part where I’ve got my life together and my mental health is completely okay 🥺🥺🥺
so, last night my dad told my mom that he’s coming to visit today. She has beeeen running up and down all day preparing. She bought his favourite snacks, defrosting stuff to cook his favourite meal, rn she’s out getting her nails done 😂 23yrs in & she’s still a gone girlie 🤭❤️
He had a body made out of the strongest substance in the universe and he had an INFINITY STONE on his forehead but he caught hands literally the entire movie 😕
Don’t cook me neh, but there’s absolutely no need for this. Nna I’d want my partner to wake up, eat, sleep & watch tv all day while I take care of her every need. There’s no need to overextend yourself unnecessarily & potentially put the baby in danger. But that’s just me
VARSITY TIPS FOR 1st YEARS:
- Go to class. Just go. I know it’s boring but trust me 😭
- O SKA JOLA LE MA COMRADE!!!!
- Get along with your roommate
- Don’t worry about “drip”. Trust me, no one cares
- Have fun dawg. Go to parties and stuff, they’re a great way to make friends
this is cuuuute 🥺 but kids are way too permanent for my liking 😭 you’ll be 80 years old with with a 55 year old stranger calling you Baba. Even after you pass on, it’s “Baba, ngikhanyisele indlela” yoh aowa 😭😭😭
Bro I can’t scroll more than 5 times without seeing a tweet about a missing/kidnapped woman or child 💔 this country is a really scary place to live in yoh
this probably isn’t an unpopular opinion but Zolisa Xaluva is the best SAn male actor, ever. Range, delivery, dedication to the art form, please man 😭🤌🏾🔥
In the past 4 months we’ve:
- won the rugby World Cup for a 4th time
- had a SAn artist win a Grammy as her FIRST award
- won the UFC title
- won at the ICJ
- won an Emmy
- topped every African country in the International Maths Olympiad
we’re THAT country 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
Smada, I have a dare for you. I dare you to make an original amapiano song, no stolen lyrics or flows, completely original, and if it slaps, I’ll buy you deodorant. Deal?