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@lempapison
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When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him you forget the school bag 🎒 at home 😂😂
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Me at my gf house asking the neighbors' kids if there's another 'uncle' who visits when I'm not around
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My girlfriend put me on her status quite often... So I talked to her friend and she said she doesn't know what I look like, so I said I'm currently on my girl's status and she said she doesn't see me there 😭😭guys I have been viewing statuses alone 😂😂
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Xhosa word for "bribe" doesn't sit well with me 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
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I know someone who looks like this, but I love peace all the time 😂😂😂
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Pampers is too expensive 🤔🤔 time to get back to real life 😂
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Gents, take this before she comes over. Thank me later 😂🤞
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If you grew up knowing this is a snake’s saliva, just raise your hand 🙋😂
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My dog is so useless😏. Both of us got chased by another dog
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I was at KFC,a girl came and asked me politely that are you single? I said yes!! Then she removed the chair on my table and took it to her boyfriend. 😂😂😭😭🙌🙌
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Baby mama's flirting: "Yha, I have 3 kids, but I wish they were yours" 😭😭😂😂
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Once you start using your phone, the TV becomes a radio 📻 😄 🤣
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I'm 33 yrs old single, hard working and a humble guy, am serious looking for a beautiful black and strong laptop to buy. 😶
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Real man put their clothes first, then apply lotion to the remaining visible parts 😏😌
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Nothing warms my heart than seeing my mother breaking her own dishes 😂
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I changed my phone's language from English to Chinese for fun. Now I can't find the settings. 😭😭😂
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When you meet this type of mechanic, you must know that your car is gonna be fixed 🫡😎
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You slept alone yesterday. Did you die?? No, good, we do it again tonight
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I'm working at Mr Price fitting room CCTV, ladies I'm not happy with your panties 😂
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Distance relationship be like 😏
Him : wud 🤭
Her : I was eating
Him : mapha 🤤
Her : thatha 🍕🍔🌯🍹
Him : kgam kgam kgam
😂😂😂😂😂
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Don't date me, I'm broke. All I can offer now is "good morning babe,how was your night,hope you slept well,have a nice day.. I love you"
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I don't care if your legs are shaking, if I'm not done I am not done... 🙄
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My mom asked, "How do you block someone on social media, I walked her through it like any good child would...
The next morning I'm blocked 🚫 😫
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Which bank has more charges ?
1. ABSA
2. FNB
3. Nedbank
4. Capitec
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😂😂😂😂 you guys will die of trying things you don’t know 😂😂😂😂
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King Monada : Limpopo
Makhadzi : Limpopo
Master KG : Limpopo
President : Limpopo
Song of the year : Limpopo
Miss South Africa : Limpopo
Best witchcraft : Limpopo
Biggest church(Moria) : Limpopo
Guys give Limpopo a round of applause 👏 🙌 😂😂
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Every household has Rambo, when Rambo cleans the house everyone must go out 🤪
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I remember my first time using a condom. I put my balls in there too 😂
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After taking a bath and you see this, what will be your next move?
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So everyone has already forgotten about the Springboks, I knew it was peer pressure 🤔 😅 😭
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My girlfriend went through my phone now he's packing bags. I think we are going to Dubai 😁😁
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VW Polo drivers will offer a lift to a girl who's taking a morning jog 🏃♀️🏃♀️
They don't care these one's 😂😂
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To the one who created sleep, but never sleep, but watches me while sleep. I say thank you for waking me up again, and I am grateful 🙏 for another opportunity to right my wrong, to the glory of your name 🙏
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I finally met her today after 2 weeks of chatting online. God destroy snapchat😭
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Her: Don't call this number it belongs to my mom.
Me after 10 mins: Ninjani mama
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I can't believe one day I will take my hard earned money and give my uncles to go and fetch me stress from another family 😭😭🚮💔
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I never get tired of saying thank you lord, because he never gets tired of waking me up alive. 🙏🤲
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I always give fat people wrong directions. These people need extra exercise 😂🤪
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😂😂😂😂 not him asking for 1 minute to finish the activity
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I don't understand why colleagues who have cars will make you pay to go to work with them, like bro you were already going to work, just give us a lift.
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Imagine telling a guy you wanna give him some 🍑🍑 and he say "i'll let you know when I'm free" 😂😂😂
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Imagine passing by KFC with your broke boyfriend, and you hear him saying, "I wish they could call us and give us the skins." 😂😂😂
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Some people don't sleep to rest, they sleep to escape pain, and sadness. May God heal every broken heart 💔 🙏
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No offense, but our rich relatives don't owe us anything 😉
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I'm being honest guys
No more sex in the dark, last night I did 5 rounds in the armpit 😭🥺🚮
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😂 Go maffiwa 🍑 😋 gase ntho yao kgopediwa ge o hlapa Ole skoen o no bona re patlama okare re mashole ale ntweng 😂 😂 😂
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I saw mom struggling 😭 but I never saw her giving up 😭💔 I respect and I love her ❤️💯
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Lobola should actually only paid for virgins, you can't go to a restaurant, and pay full amount for leftovers.
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😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t see this alone 😂😂😂😂 MAKHURA is cleaning South Africa 🇿🇦
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Only Zulus will name a child Sphelele and continue to have 5 more children. 😭😂
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Anytime I feel like I miss something I search her and I will get what I'm looking for 👌👊👊 nice to have you ntwana
@destinyzee
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Teachers are offline because they were using school wifi 😂😂😂
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