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@kwameaddoobiri_
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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you've had a long day at 10am.
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Highschool 8am and University 8am are DRASTICALLY different.
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There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version.
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There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version.
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WhatsApp needs to remove that "this message was deleted" notification. Itโs unnecessary drama.
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Instagram is losing me. I just view the first five stories then dip.
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Sleep is such a beautiful concept. You just close your eyes and enter a trance where nobody and nothing matters for those few hours.
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Bro white people make dating look so simple and easy.
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*At my wedding*.Mom: Who all these people?.Me: We grew up together on Twitter.
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Did anyone else go through that phase where they watched Cake Boss religiously? ๐ญ.
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That urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke.
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Liking two contradicting tweets because everyoneโs making valid points >>>.
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No one speaks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didnโt listen to your gut.
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Online shop: "Payment successful". Me: *Takes a screenshot*.
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I love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you are.
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Iโm so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. Wdym you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?.
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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off ๐ญ.
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Deep down, you know exactly where you stand with someone. Hope blurs the lines a bit but, you know.
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"2 kids are fine, but the first born has to be a boy so he can take care of his little sister"
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Me texting: โญ๏ธ โญ๏ธ .Me calling: โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ .Me in person: โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ .Me drunk: ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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Reckless spenders ๐ค always having money miraculously flowing to them.
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Primary school teachers were dramatic for no reason. Wdym you can't mark an uncovered book? ๐ญ.
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Seeing your friends achieve the things they spoke about >>>.
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Jamaica not being in Africa will never make sense to me.
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Instagram is losing me. I just view the first five stories then dip.
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I need a kiss but from someone extremely specific ๐.
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I may look normal but I have an inbox with myself on WhatsApp where I send important things there.
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I miss those days when people used to write long paragraphs for your birthday, and waited until 00:00, trying to be the first one to send you a message.
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WhatsApp has zero respect for picture quality.
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One thing my kids will definitely experience is a home where music is playing 24/7.
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POV: Youโre watching DSTV in 2010 and it starts raining
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Enjoying a series to a point where you Google the cast >>>.
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Once you stop taking pictures, thereโs no way back bro.
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WhatsApp has zero respect for picture quality.
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Let's be honest guys 2019 was a good year.
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Being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk.
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This was by far the greatest marketing strategy ever
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Typing your name, student number and title of assignment then taking a break >>>.
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Moisturising your lips before sleeping is self love.
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Opening an app that pauses your music instantly kiIIs the mood.
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"Sign up with Google" is such a lifesaver.
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Being a baby must be traumatizing at times. Imagine going to sleep in your house and you wake up at Woolworths.
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When the TL refreshes itself and I finally find that tweet I deeply wanted to read
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The beef between parents and earphones will never end.
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"How weird are you?". I start laughing when I get accused of something I didnโt do ๐ญ.
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Nobody gets played like an understanding girlfriend ๐ญ.
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Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay.
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This is where Nokia snapped, the memories ๐ญ
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WhatsApp needs to remove that "this message was deleted" notification. Itโs unnecessary drama.
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Keep posting your music screenshots. You're putting someone on to good music.
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WhatsApp is that app you don't want to have but you have to have ๐ญ.
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I think as a nation, we miss Liquideep.
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The word โEishโ deserves its own emoji.
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Leaving a place because the queue is too long >>>.
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Iโm at the age where I ask kids if they are passing in school ๐ญ.
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What SiR did on John Redcorn can never be undone.
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Me after every minor inconvenience at home
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โWho asked you?โ was a top tier comeback in primary ๐ญ.
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That cheese and polony toasted sandwich used to slap, ngl.
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Friends donโt screenshot your funny texts to put on their statuses anymore. We used to be a society ๐.
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Not liking Frank Ocean is a character flaw.
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I still have my mom with me and thatโs a blessing I don't take for granted.
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Life is currently moving at several haibos per minute.
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That cheese and polony toasted sandwich used to slap, ngl.
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Saying bye at a black family gathering is a 45 minute process I promise ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Justin Timberlake gave us 8 whole minutes of pure perfection when he recorded Mirrors.
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Having WiFi at home is nice until you have to go somewhere and now you donโt have data ๐ญ.
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Why do iPhone cameras look better in America than here? ๐ญ.
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Leaving the house, and coming back without bumping into anyone you know >>>.
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The second round of cereal is such a scam because you realise it wasnโt necessary and then you start regretting ๐ฅฒ.
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Are exams really necessary? Can't we just swear on affidavits that we understand the syllabus ๐ญ.
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I wish mangoes were the same size as watermelons.
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i canโt believe there was a time when someone would borrow your phone just to โlook at your picturesโ ๐ญ.
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Thereโs something about this โ๐๐พโ that pisses me off ๐ญ.
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This era will forever be the greatest era of amapiano
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Home Affairs employees must work via commission. They must get paid for every person they successfully assist and maybe the service will be better.
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Theyโll break up with their boyfriend today and post their new one the next ๐ญ๐ฉ.
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Not gonna lie but MM/DD/YY format irritates my soul.
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โWe can still be friendsโ nooo we canโt ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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This has to be one of the greatest threads to ever grace Twitter ๐ญ
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Makro is always in the middle of nowhere and far from everything.
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AirForce, Vans & Converse will never mess up your outfit.
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I donโt understand my wardrobe. Itโs full but I donโt have clothes ๐ญ.
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โeMcimbiniโ is still one of the greatest piano songs ever made.
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Not visiting someone because they own a cat is very valid.
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Donโt Drake and drive. Youโll end up at your exโs house. Take care โค๏ธ.
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Having WiFi at home is nice until you have to go somewhere and now you don't have data ๐ญ.
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*Skips a Godly post*. Me in my head: I know I love God ๐ญ.
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Waking up at 8am in uni feels like a punishment. Your body is fighting you until 10am ๐ซ.
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When I count my blessings, I count my mother twice. What a woman!.
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Visitors donโt give us money anymore. African culture is falling.
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Primary school assembly songs used to bang so hard.
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Nobody gets played like an understanding girlfriend ๐ญ.
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Telkom Data: R60 - 4GB.MTN Data: R50 - 1.5GB. Vodacom: R3 Million - 200MB Untill 23:59.
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This new style of Uber drivers asking YOU for directions is starting to bore me.
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