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Chicago resident DJ. bookings: [email protected]

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2010
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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Nascar weekend @NASCARChicago @JoseCuervo
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@aurora_f
rory
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Jesus trying to stop Charlie from bleeding but the blood just keeps pouring through the nail holes in his hands
@Breaking911
Breaking911
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Ave Maria University in Florida commissions sculpture of Jesus Christ embracing Charlie Kirk. The school expects to receive the first bronze casting in January of 2026.
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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Just texted my ex and told her she should go fuck herself
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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@sihoorain
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friends with benefits but the benefit is just having a friend
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@BattleByrd
฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ
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My lesbian aunt when she sees Subaru offering 0% financing for 36 months.
@LilMoonLambo
LilMoonLambo
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my lesbian aunt when she sees paper towels on sale at costco:
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@tragicbirdapp
Braindead Bird App
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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God forbid I show a little enthusiasm
@wh0r30z
racks mcgee
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HE WAS MOANING WHEN WE MADE OUT
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@thatssharakiri
paintscratcher1.bandcamp.com
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i cant stop laughing his shirt says pedo
@kevin_smith45
kevin smith
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My little buddy Liam just got his school pictures back!!! This kid is awesome
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@stacycay
stacy
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Listen, you can’t use the word “leak” while posting a picture of Charlie Kirk. Don’t lob it over the net like that, make me work for it
@alyssamariiee11
alyssa
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I don't care about a group chat leak
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@Archibald_SLIM
ARCHIE
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Niggas dont celebrate 10/17 no more
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@greg16676935420
greg
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There’s a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life
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@Ramina1690
raMEANa
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McClung + Matas
@bballforever_
Basketball Forever
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BREAKING: G League MVP and 3x NBA Slam Dunk Contest champion, Mac McClung, has agreed to a deal with the Chicago Bulls 🚨 (via HoopsHype)
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@thisismebiing
♡ guilty as sina? ❤️‍🔥
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like I need everyone to remember this
@taysfavcardigan
Usman ❤️‍🔥
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please stop putting Stranger Things on my tl.
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@FernBallew
Josh Ballew
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You can just say you bs flipped El Toro nobody checks
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@freshslmr
CLARA BOW
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i dont like tate mcrae either but doxxing is never okay
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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BBC News before announcing a terror attack.
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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Mitch McConnell would never survive the stairs at liqrbox
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@cnkerr
roCKy
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I don't think this is true at all.
@girldrawsghosts
Miss Gender
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Understanding that Tim Robinson is an old school skateboarder really illuminated a lot of his whole “thing” for me, especially in his comedy. It’s very much that kind of loud, abrasively fringe alt-content sense of humor that is embedded throughout the history of skate culture.
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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Everyone’s like aw the pope hates the cubs, well okay yeah he also hates gay people..
@whitesox
Chicago White Sox
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That's our Pope 🗣️ (🎥: Vatican Media)
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@MikeNellis
Mike Nellis
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I really don’t understand Republicans attacking JB Pritzker for something that actually makes him look cool as shit.
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@_CHlCO
Despachico
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Happy birthday to my brother @DjMaximoQuinon feels like just last year you had a birthday.
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