Natalie Would
@_NatalieWould
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RT @mattybtweets69: Going to see some standup comedy in my “If you do crowd work on me I WILL kill myself” t-shirt.
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RT @SuitSentient: A writer and a magician have the same job: hiding that they control the outcome.
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RT @craiguito: People training their dogs are like, give me your paw; roll over; I’m going to pretend to shoot you in the head and you have….
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An app that sends parents of screaming kids in your vicinity a close up of a perforated eardrum.
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RT @awshuqs: i was born in the right generation i love struggling constantly and not being very happy.
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RT @NightlifeMingus: (“Eleanor Rigby”) .matcha labubu .clairo pilates and chocolate dubai.performative guy.
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RT @moll11y: If I were kidnapped the first thing I’d try to do is find a way to tweet that I’m in my kidnapped era.
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RT @SantanaelChan: got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.
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age 5: mom will fix it.age 12: mom will know what to do.age 30: how on earth did this woman keep me alive.
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