Herschel Pennymacker
@pennymacker
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I know why the caged bird drinks. https://t.co/RxYsGZ8pAg
Joined January 2017
I don’t need a “bidet.” I have a “waterpik” and “pretty good aim.”.
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RT @carterhambley: if i saw a dog alone in a hot car, i’d immediately break the window and put more dogs in there. dog party up in that bit….
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RT @AgingRanchHand: I went to a party with dentists and they were all eating candy. For them it's more powerful than drugs like cocaine and….
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RT @jlock17: Some of those true crime documentaries drag on so long I catch myself changing sides and pulling for the killer.
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RT @heathermcmurphy: We're all out here just pretending we learned our lesson the first time around.
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RT @Benjones2Jones: C'mon guys, no need to fight. Each of you is the rootinest tootinest buckaroo this side of the Pecos in your own way.
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RT @Quartzjixler: Not only did she blind me with science but also she made me mute with social studies, deafened me with European history,….
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RT @LeVeonBell: every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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RT @skooookum: No one “gets into” Steely Dan. One day you wake up with the hunger. A yawning void in your heart that only surgical jazz lic….
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: What if I told you I could extend the golden hour using only thin pieces of muslin pasted over your glasses?.
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RT @Benjones2Jones: First of all I'm not even in a drawer so how could I be the sharpest knife in it?.
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RT @MarkBuckawicki: Today is 07/08/2025 & the rare 708 Code: 7×8=56, 2025=9 & 7+8=15 (The Tower). 15×9=135, the spiral angle of fate. Proph….
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RT @PaRANThoodNY: Sometimes , as a mom, I look at kids and just think to myself….fuckin’ freeloaders.
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RT @SuitSentient: I'm all for fusion cuisine, but I'm starting to regret ordering the cowslaw.
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RT @MickeyBlowtorch: I am no longer allowed to suggest baby names after my suggestions of “Special Agent Johnny Utah” “Mother, Jugs and Spe….
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RT @tomieinlove: (Continental philosopher): Without 5, we could not count to 6. (Me): Yes. (Continental philosopher): It could be said 6….
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RT @AnneHatfieldVO: [from inside the pantry] .“Do you know every paper bag we have is from the liquor store?”.
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