Erin 𓅹
@_ErinLee
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🏳️🌈🎶🚣🏻♀️ She/her. Queer. Hair twirler. Millennial. You probably know me by my laugh.
Massachusetts
Joined May 2009
I woke up to her standing on top of me, meowing so loud I thought she was injured. She was not injured. She just wants more fucking turkey. She is so singularly focused, it is almost disturbing. She’s reverted to her feral roots.
I have known no peace since this turkey has entered my home. My cat Luna knows where the leftover live. She has been stalking the fridge for the last 36 hours, demanding it open at her command with her loud meow-yowls. She just keeps getting louder. She’s had so much already.
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This is objectively one of the most evil ideas imaginable.
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“people only hate Michael Rapaport online” then explain this
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never in my life have i known an aurora to be seen in AZ and now it's happened twice in as many years. that "sun" we see in the sky is not our sun but a replica sun made by aliens who love us bc nestlè blew up our actual sun in 2019, they invented covid to distract us. look it up
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i know this ain’t miss “ ain’t no stick figure silicone barbie doll”…
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HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭
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It’s the American Dream! Becoming rich and famous and then selling your memorabilia to pay for cancer care!
James Van Der Beek selling ‘Dawson’s Creek’ merch to help pay for cancer costs https://t.co/8dVfbVSaoi
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“I want to forgive you and I want to forget you” 14 year old me:
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“post your bedrooms!” NO “let’s see your apartment before and after!” NO “post you now vs 10 years ago” NO “post you and your celeb look alike” NO “let’s see your parents vs you” NO
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