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@LagunaBiotchIG
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1 year
I don’t need domino tracker updates on this
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1 year
Taylor Swift and Matt Healy are dating but it is not serious.
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Starting the year off absolutely chaotic
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More than 150 names linked to Jeffrey Epstein are expected to be released January 1, 2024. The list includes at least one “public figure” whose name appears in Epstein’s address book.
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@stephaniepratt Uhh weren’t you arrested for stealing $1,300 worth of clothing?
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Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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5 months
Taylor said “let’s get you off that phone selena”
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He was our Jacob Elordi
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3 years
Scott Disick spotted grooming Amelia Hamlin at the beach
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Scott Disick Hits the Beach with 19-Year-Old Amelia Hamlin
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10 months
I need a body language expert to talk about JLo not putting her arm around mini Jennifer Garner and turning her body away from her in general. I see what I see!
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3 months
10:30 am is an appropriate time for pasta and a Diet Coke
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1 month
Me to that groundhog
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6 months
This is the one
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1 year
@takeyourzoloft Is this from 2022 or 2002?
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11 months
Fun fact - her parents are Scientology royalty
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Chloe Fineman does impression of Lily-Rose Depp in HBO's ‘The Idol.’
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1 year
She “dated” Pete only to steal his powers and become him
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1 year
In just the past few months, Emily Ratajkowski has been linked to Brad Pitt, Pete Davidson, Eric André, and Harry Styles.
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11 months
This is how I feel when I do shrooms. I will not elaborate
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4 months
This street sign but as a doormat for my apartment
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5 months
Glee characters singing songs that came out after glee
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Quote with anything from your notes
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2 months
I need to know everything about this
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Lindsay Lohan reveals to @JimmyFallon that Stephen Curry and Ayesha Curry are godparents to her son, Luai.
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5 months
These two are the same person just in different universes
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I’m obsessed with the fact they’re never opening that sandwich shop.
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I took an edible and now I’m afraid of my brothers dog
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1 year
@weirdlilguys A blep and a mlem!
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11 months
Kendall always gives me this energy
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Kendall Jenner says she doesn't feel like a “Kardashian”: “I obviously understand I fall under the umbrella of the Kardashian sisters. It’s just weird to me … because I am just like my dad in so many ways. I’m such a Jenner, in my opinion.” 🔗:
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1 year
Ariana because her anger is directed at the guy
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Girl Talk
1 year
Who did it better? Ariana or Khloe? #PumpRules #Scandoval
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2 years
Me & my friends rolling up to the Blink 182 reunion show
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10 days
Three tickets for challengers, please
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1 month
Obsessed with the fact Brooklyn is the worst nepo baby ever. Just flop after flop. Love it !
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Nicola Peltz Beckham reveals she cut her husband Brooklyn Beckham’s cameo in her film ‘LOLA’ because he wouldn’t stop staring into the camera. “He had one line, 'Hi,' but he kept saying it in a British accent and he was staring directly into the camera. I was like, 'Oh God, we…
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7 months
Rugrats in Paris
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Ray, The Immortal🔱
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What’s the first thing you think of?
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3 months
It’s the backwards hat, I promise.
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YOLANDA PARODY
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can i say something
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2 months
Those are INSANE names
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Former ‘Big Brother’ houseguests Christmas Abbott and Memphis Garrett are getting divorced.
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1 year
Ronald should be the next bachelor
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@LazlosGhost
Male Ally Wearing "Directed By Elaine May" T-Shirt
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We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
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12 days
Me at the Capitol when the tiktokers riot
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: US Senate has approved bill banning TikTok if owner ByteDance refuses to sell it
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5 months
Big day for bisexuals
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Jacob Elordi to host SNL with musical guest Reneé Rapp on January 20.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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29 days
Me getting arrested for playing Lips of an Angel on touchtunes for an hour straight
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Activist Greta Thunberg has been arrested by Dutch police at a climate protest in The Hague.
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5 months
Lesbian power couple
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Justin Bieber y Hailey Bieber
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2 months
A more up to date picture of Dan Schneider so you can call him rotted if ya see him!
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1 year
“I want to forgive you and I want to forget you” Lauren Conrad
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1 year
what’s a random line of poetry you say aloud or in ya head from time to time unprovoked?
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2 years
Tristan went from “I’ll give you 75k to get rid of the baby” to “can’t wait to raise my son sorry khloe” real quick
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1 year
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
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11 months
I love doing girly things
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3 months
Britney Spears fans changed her life with their free Britney movement. Now they’re making her go to #1 . They’re both powerful and petty.
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“Selfish” by Britney Spears reaches #1 on US iTunes.
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1 year
Name a tv show character that you couldn't stand, I'll start...
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28 days
Morgan Wallen is forever trash
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2 months
EGOT legend
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2 months
When Unwritten comes on
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1 year
Tom Schwartz not holding himself accountable for his own actions?! Shocking!
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Tom Schwartz claimed Tom Sandoval forced him to kiss Raquel Leviss
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4 months
@zach_mellen Leaked what now
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1 year
I never want to hear about this fucking door ever again
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1 year
James Cameron recreates the ‘Titanic’ raft sequence with two stuntpeople and finally admits that Jack could have survived by sharing the door with Rose.
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2 years
Danielle on #summerhouse may be one of the most level headed and likable reality stars I’ve ever seen.
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2 months
Lauren Conrad had boundaries and wasn’t the “real villain” like people try to make her out to be now
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what opinion will you defend like this?
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1 year
@gibsonoma Fun fact, Anna Wintour inspired that line. Lisa Love said Anna asked her “what happened to that girl who didn’t go to Paris?”
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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle.
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11 year old me watching the American idol finale
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9 months
I don’t know what any of those words mean
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Travis Scott disses Timothée Chalamet over Kylie Jenner on ‘UTOPIA’: “Chocolate AP and chocolate the Vs got the Willy Wonka factory (Vs) Burn an athlete like it's calories find another flame hot as me, bitch”
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1 year
Ring ring
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5 months
Brandon you dumb bitch
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Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband Brandon Blackstock has been ordered to repay her $2.6 MILLION after overcharging her fees as her manager.
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Travis and Taylor are moving at lesbian speed!
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1 year
Thankful Mandy Moore posted this. Who is it about? Will we find out more?
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9 months
Yesterday I took 🍄 and truly thought this was the most artistic picture of alll time
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1 year
I'm experiencing the RHONY boat ride in Cartagena for the first time and this is CINEMA
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3 months
I hope selena never gets a social media manager
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Selena Gomez Charts
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Selena Gomez comments a crying emoji in a new picture of Taylor Swift and her friends that she's not included.
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10 months
I will never forgive Malia or Sandy for what they did to Hannah. That’s all!
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7 years
@ChelseaHouska seems like it'll be a good season for you! It's a nice change from the earlier ones!
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3 years
My favorite #MetGala look!
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1 year
This man
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@TheGreatIsNate
issa rae’s favorite reporter.
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Do y’all have a semi-ir(rational) fear of an actor based on roles they’ve played? Because he scares me. 😭
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1 year
Yeah, we know, it’s all MTV allows.
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Rob Dyrdek reveals on Instagram that he films 336 episodes of MTV’s ‘Ridiculousness’ every year.
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11 months
This is what I look like now
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11 months
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100
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2 years
I just learned so much from this headline
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succession
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15 days
Team David. I don’t need any more details.
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
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David Beckham is suing his former friend and neighbor, actor Mark Wahlberg, saying he “duped” him into a fitness deal that left him $10.5 million out of pocket. Beckham agreed to be the global ambassador of gym group F45 but says the shares he was promised were withheld from…
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2 months
Oh Ariana and Tom are cancers? That house is never getting sold.
@satchelmaloney
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All else said, if I were Rachel, I would be afraid to sue two Cancers who are already warring with each other #PumpRules
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5 years
Oh my god Cole saying "That's my job" about Aubree, how amazing @ChelseaHouska and company is really the only reason I still watch #TeenMom2
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1 year
… I’m sorry… I can’t
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1 year
Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner spotted on a horse riding date in new photos obtained by TMZ.
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3 years
I hate how attracted I am to this man
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@shboogies When you have these feelings, just remember how terrible he is to her. And remember that he’s playing this up for the audience so they don’t hate him as much as the other time.
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3 years
I give credit to anyone who runs a Bravo page and keeps up with the drama. It must be exhausting.
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1 year
I have…. A girlfriend?
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7 years
I think this is the most vulnerable we have ever seen @MaciBookout the entire franchise. #TeenMomOG
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8 months
The fact they hammered in the fact Danny didn’t do drugs because the girls he raped said they were drugged. Rotted, musty, no good!
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis apologize for writing letters in support of Danny Masterson.
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1 year
I don’t think we talk about them enough
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2 years
Spotted Dylan O’Brien at HAIM
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@PopCrave
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1 year
What's a significant moment in pop culture that you still quote regularly?
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The perfect teen magazine cover
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5 years
I love @ChelseaHouska and Aubree's relationship. #TeenMom2
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5 months
He deserves the world
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Pop Crave
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Zac Efron with his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. ⭐️
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11 months
Should’ve said allegedly but here’s an article and there are a bunch of Reddit threads about it
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1 month
I’ll be in Connecticut next weekend for the same reason
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Jennifer Aniston, 55, and Sandra Bullock, 59, are seen leaving a plastic surgery office in Connecticut that is known for facelifts and rhinoplasty
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I decided to take 100mg edible last night and I made a video warning people against James Franco
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6 months
They both love teenagers so I could see it!
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The next quiet on set will be in 20 years with content kids
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1 year
Chris continues to be violent but likes to pretend people only dislike him for the rihanna incident
@PopBase
Pop Base
1 year
Chris Brown and Usher got into a heated argument that apparently turned violent at Chris' birthday party, TMZ confirms. Usher reportedly tried to intervene after Chris started yelling at Teyana Taylor for not wanting to talk to him. Later, Usher came back with a bloody nose.
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1 year
This little critter and Lena Dunham are twins
@DannyPellegrino
Danny Pellegrino
1 year
The average arc of my day
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2 months
Name a character who technically isn't a villain but you consider to be one.
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2 years
“Release the Pete pictures” Kris after seeing Kim getting dragged for telling people to get off their asses and work.
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7 months
It’s nice they both took a break from saving the economy to save movie theaters
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Pop Base
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Beyoncé attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour movie premiere.
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1 year
Until I delete…
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@tonypraysick
toeknee
4 months
who would be your dream contestant for season three? #thetraitors
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2 years
Danielle and Lindsay are the best part of #SummerHouse .
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9 months
Beyond the Blinds has parted ways with scooter Braun
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