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“For now we see through a screen, brightly; then face to face” - Orthodox ☦️ American 🦅 Storyteller 📚 - https://t.co/qmfcA4Ptlb

Joined January 2019
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Out of print for many years, I am pleased to announce on his feast day that St. Sebastian Dabovich's works are now back in print!. It was a labor of love but I have compiled all his works into one collection, “Beacon from the Bay.” More details below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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*spends six hours a day scrolling social media*.
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Help, what do I do?
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This is the LAST day you can retweet this
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My e-gf has stopped messaging me.
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BREAKING: Multiple senior FBI leaders have been ordered to retire, resign, or be fired by Monday, per CNN.
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This is the LAST day you can retweet this
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This is one of those images that never fails to make me laugh
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This is the last day you can retweet this
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10 months
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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"Eye tracking technology"
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@WholeMarsBlog
Whole Mars Catalog
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Wow, eye tracking technology from Apple Vision Pro coming to iOS as an accessibility feature!
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4 months
Incredible that this is what things looked like a decade ago
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Looking through the list of everyone in the GC
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1 year
How are people going to deny this photograph from 2000 BC?.
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If this is not how the pyramids were built by black Africans, how were they built
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2 years
Anytime someone posts about not having an internal monologue, I choose to believe they're just stupid and don't understand and think it means literally hearing a voice as if you had earbuds in. I refuse to believe there are people who don't have thoughts. How are you sentient?.
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CoolSonicクールソニック🍥
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Imagine not having an internal monologue
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This is the funniest video I've seen this week. He's yelling at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows like it's a pack of wolves or something and they're preparing to tear him apart. Probably the least threatening animal on earth and he's screaming and fighting for his life.
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Man almost get attacked by a herd of Forest Cows.
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Snap back to reality
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Where I'm from, we have such a beautiful and rich culture. For example, we have grandmothers and food. They're both a major part of the culture.
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This video of a guy screaming in terror at a herd of tagged, domesticated cows is still one of the funniest videos online. Fighting for his life as if they're a pack of wolves coming to tear him apart & not the least threatening animal on earth who are just curious about him.
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Me when I skip class on landmine day.
@praizmi
Praiz Mi Asake 𝕩 🇬🇧
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These aren't taught in schools. A facts THREAD🧵
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Mr. President. open the cheese caves
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@AkaPaulHoward
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Americans are going to have to eat their own cheeses. Trust me, they’ll crack first.
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I feel bad for this guy because no matter what he ends up doing, he'll always be most famous for playing Adolf Hitler in Epic Rap Battles of History.
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HOLY SHIT
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Vampire: "Bleh! I'm here to suck your blood!". Redditor: "Nice try but take this UV light!". *Nothing happens*. Vampire: "Ah, sorry you seem to think I'm harmed by the physical properties of the sun. Actually it's because I'm a creature of evil and the sun is a symbol of good.".
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Do you ever think about the mid-point of the Skyrim main quest is about finding a lost slur developed by the ancient Nords which was so powerful and offensive that it could knock a dragon out of the sky?
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"You will never be a woman. Bazinga."
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This video haunts me. It's utterly captivating in construction but lack of purpose. It's really well produced and obviously took time to make, but it's so utterly niche and specific. In what context would you ever use this? Why was this made? To what end?
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"What do you think of this onion?" . "Looks like just an onion to me.". "Fool that you are! This is actually a cake that merely resembles an onion. Your worldview is dismantled by my flawless trickery."
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Brody Foxx
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Some people will look at this and call it human *smh*
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Let's see how Reddit's doing
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Guaranteed that there's a half a century old, out-of-print book in these piles that's being sold for $28 which you can only find online for $2k at the cheapest.
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2 years
Fun fact: "Goodbye" is just the shortened version of "God be with ye".
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1 year
"Its illegal to help baby sea turtles escape predators if u dont have a permit. If you see this you have to leave it alone and respect the natural order of things"
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Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 ➡️Dreamcon
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Its illegal to help baby sea turtles escape predators if u dont have a permit. If you see this you have to leave it alone and respect the natural order of things
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I love Dutch. Such a goofy cousin to English.
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2 years
This quote has singlehandedly ruined so much of modern writing.
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The most evil woman on earth's social media aesthetic:
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Race relations are crumbling on food Twitter.
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@shawntifying
Araaa
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we’re cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take.
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Making "The Nаzі Baby Factory" video but face-palming in the thumbnail so everyone knows I disagree with it.
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The replies are not helping her case here.
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@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
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Men will be like “women aren’t funny” and then proceed to not notice or understand when a woman makes a joke.
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"The child mauling will stop"
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"The kіller shares MY politics!"."No, he shares MY politics!"."He's MINE!"."No, he's MINE!"
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Barron is so annoyed by his antics lol
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1 year
People aren't steam engines. We don't need a release valve or else we explode. People are creatures of habit and all this does is cultivate the feeling of anger and frustration in oneself.
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A girl finds a creative way to express her anger.
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Being a good leftist and spray painting swastikas everywhere but shaking my head while doing it so people will know I disagree with it.
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This graffiti at my local Supercharger would suggest that perhaps Elon Musk is damaging Tesla’s brand.
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Fascinating things are happening on college campuses.
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People thinking Buddhism is just vibes is funny when in one of the Buddhist Hells, children who sin by dying before their parents are forced to build a tower of stones to use climb up to Paradise, but demons come by & continually knock them down, making the task impossible.
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I love that this is their go-to reaction every time the 50's is invoked, as if "closeted homosexual married to woman addicted to pills" doesn't describe 85% of all leftist couples today.
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DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉
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It will be just like the 50s where he’s a closeted homosexual and she’s addicted to amphetamines!.
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what’s the defining piece of covid era art?.
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2 years
"Women posting Ls" is now doing paid Onlyfans sponsorships. Community Notes win again
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As a reminder, a woman looking down upon a man filled with joyful exuberance and hating him for it is literally biblical.
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@FedPoasting
Bugman Hegel
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Incredible. A 10/10 but somehow with negative sex appeal.
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The answer is that they were shown to genuinely like one another. Modern media is incapable of showing characters who seem to like, let alone love, one another. It's just sarcasm & negs & it makes you want to ask, "how are these people supposedly friends? they hate each other.".
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Mont Saint-Michel, Breezewood, PA
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@_GVNTHER_
𝔊𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯
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Mont Saint-Michel
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They're making Islamic compliant Wojaks with no faces now.
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I want one of these "you don't matter, you're just a monkey on a rock hurtling through space" atheists to take their faux-nihilism to its logical conclusion.
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"Pokémon Go tuah polls. WaKamala forever"
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Googling Hitler
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People are gonna joke about Kanye. People are gonna blame his mental health. But the truth is that he’s normalizing Nazism for a whole lot of people. I know that word is overused but folks will be googling Hitler tonight. It’s so incredibly dangerous.
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Throwback to when race relations crumbled on Food Twitter
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This is one of my favorite "normie encounters a meme for the first time" posts.
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That's actually an underwater reef blower set on reverse that sucked up all the water. SpongeBob doesn't do drugs. He likes catching jellyfish, tries to get his driver's license, and enjoys his job as a fry cook. "Dude what if cartoon but drugs?!?!". No. Grow up.
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POV: You're a three year old whose parents leave them with the iPad all day.
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Reminder: it's important to gatekeep your hobbies. I don't mean be mean to people coming in. If you enjoy these sorts of projects & fandoms, you have to be the one who controls the wikis, social media accounts etc, or else it'll devolve in trans coomer fiction every time.
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@ada_lluch
Ada Lluch
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Gentlemen?…
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@wifemaxxer
Estelle ❄️🐉
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The Reddit atheists were right. Organised religion is disgusting and any civilised society would have outlawed such dangerous superstition long ago.
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It's too funny how they're trying to rewrite history as if Harry Potter wasn't THE cultural reference point, where "read another book!" was a meme up until Rowling said a bloke in a skirt shouldn't be in the women's restroom. "Oh yeah, well I never liked your dumb books anyway."
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Sending this to anyone concerned about genocide.
@PhysInHistory
Physics In History
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A reminder ✍️
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Guys on here see a girl they find attractive and their first thought is to post about how much they wish they were a gay pedоphіle in antiquity.
@diedr_mortici
🇵🇸 Aytida 🗡️
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A Gupta towelboy looks at you like this from across the street, what you doing?
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"I want to hang it in front of the window so it catches the sun."
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This site seems like such a fun place to post.
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Okay, but imagine how many people could live here if we paved over it all and built apartments for low-income housing.
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Switzerland is full of places that don‘t even feel real!
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"Media literacy" is a meme phrase at this point, but if someone thinks that the hyenas goose-stepping in Scar's villain song was some sort of social or political commentary, they didn't deserve to pass remedial English. This isn't politics; this is semiotics & literary coding.
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Basset Houndsune Miku
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@mashkdemss
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Slavic Miku!!
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RW anons and the FBI racing to locate the shooter's Reddit profile
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Trump doesn't get enough credit for putting an end to both the Bush and Clinton political dynasties.
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“This is our Creator, is it not?”.“Yes, He has come to visit us.”.“Why do you think He lays Himself in a manger?”.“I suppose He has come to offer His flesh as food for Man."
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"Everything's computer" is probably the most profound statement on the modern world a politician has made in the last half century.
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Trump: Wow… Everything’s computer .
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