Josh Ballew
@FernBallew
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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2012
“What should I do if I see ICE kidnapping people in my neighborhood?”
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Bro the mafia is still a thing?? What do these niggas even do
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Bet on skateboarding? Yeah I bet it’s fun as hell to be good at it.
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Bro I get it, you're in your 40s and you still skate. I don't need to see the whole battle every time, just post the makes...
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Adidas will take team riders anywhere in the world except to insured full-time employee status.
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Join me. Webinar tonight at 6 PM. Registration link below.
About to show this city council meeting the dark side of skatepark advocacy
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(Choking on car exhaust at the skatepark beneath the freeway) “Prove it”
Medical studies continue to report that infrastructure designed around the car directly contributes to anxiety & depression.
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Permission to supplement my income as a pro skater with a day job, Chief?
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About to show this city council meeting the dark side of skatepark advocacy
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They should invent a second skatepark for people who have skated in public before
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Skateboarding isn’t really that cliquey you probably just need new bearings.
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