Josh Ballew
@FernBallew
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Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal , @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews , @Reductress , @StephenAtHome , @verge , TK
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Defund the police like it’s an inner city school.
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they should invent a job that pays you to hang out and abuse substances
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What are the best examples of boring technology that work exceptionally well and aren’t overhyped?
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Spiritually this is a skate clip
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Not many people know this but Dill was in the middle of filming a line, got off his board and took this photo before finishing the line.
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Okay this is the only perk of every NYPD cop being sent to terrorize Columbia students.
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The most realistic part of Seinfeld is that Jerry’s friends never come to shows.
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Clip your coworkers send you
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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pinched bs crooked grind
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Men loving showing you a YouTube video. It feels so good for them
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The absolute stranglehold this had on skaters in the early 2000s
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Congratulations to my sleep paralysis demon for getting picked up by edglrd.
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Today I learned bs 180s as a 35-year-old. Nothing is impossible.
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You might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like.
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“This is my skateboard. There are many like it but this one is mine.”
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Imagine hating on this, this is gonna save someone’s life one day.
60sq/m of heaven on earth, a tiny concrete paradise. It’s like my own little private Taj Mahal… except for the shape and the size.
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From the people who brought you toddlers at the skatepark comes whatever this is
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The Boss shotgunning an orange in the new Baker video (2024)
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This is what Erik Ellington does at the end of his Baker 3 part.
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
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Accidentally filmed an Alien Workshop intro on the walk this morning.
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The last thing a cranberry sees before it is harvested.
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Skateboarding doesn’t get enough credit for dispelling the myth of downtowns being scary.
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My brother in Christ P-Rod, you are the industry.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do yall remember
This clip of Daniel Shimizu
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No skateboarding game will be truly realistic until the career mode requires players to hold down at least one part-time job.
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I did it I found the worst use of a skateboard as a prop for a photo shoot.
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who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef
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thinking about when people love one another they start mirroring each other
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“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her
“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her
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working at a skate company be like
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Every culture has their own version of Jewish tunnels beneath NYC.
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So they had multiple chances to get a better angle?
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You can tell a lot about a person by the way they bs 180 in the middle of a line.
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Trump will be the first President to have a library burned after him.
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Skateboard pants are reaching levels of baggieness previously thought to be impossible.
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When completes get too expensive and you have to skate using your imagination.
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Front salad
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Front blunt
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“The industry sucks right now. Your favorite pro skater isn’t getting paid.”
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Front salad, back salad, front blunt.
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Yes there are too many board brands right now but on the other hand
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Dyrdek when his writers ask for a living wage
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This is easier than getting approval for construction of a public skatepark.
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