The difference between us isn't big, it's simply that while you tamed your Demons. Mine tamed me.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Nothing about that man’s demeanor said he plays these type games..The internet is raising a bunch of kids that don’t know how to read the room.

Airbnb host is being sued by guest because the host sent pictures of the guest with another woman to the guests wife after he refused to pay $960 in fees & left a bad review.

you could tweet ‘i like sushi so much i forget it’s raw fish’ and here comes an OF girl in the comments saying ‘i love taking it raw and i don’t smell like fish at all’ like okay

On the evening of March 23rd 2023 Oliver Kahn and Hasan Salihamidzic decided for the worst strategic decision in Bayern’s history. Nagelsmann got sacked for the 3rd los of the season - Tuchel lost 3 games in 8 days now.

Just jump, we can't be sending you money so you can spend it on unattractive women.

You pay the amount needed to the dealership. Then a week to picking it up, you come on this App and post, "Manifesting a car."

Did this nigga just say I can own a slave ? LMAOO

I'm in tears

Ajax are the only team in history to win the domestic league and the Champions League in a single season without losing a game in either competition. This team put together a run of 71 unbeaten games between 1994 and 1996. 🤯

You can never win against a woman when it comes to dragging each other in the mud on social media; they have nothing to lose. He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should never be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day.

🇪🇸🗣️ Héctor Bellerín on modern football: "It is becoming every day something more elitist, in my opinion." "Having the World Cup in 3 different countries makes it more difficult for fans to follow their nation." "We are losing a little bit of the essence of what football

🇧🇷 BREAKING!!! The current Brazilian Government has banned the Israeli Ambassador from Brazilian Territory following the declaration by Israeli Foreign Ministry of Persona non Grata against Lula da Silva!

Remember when Bayern Munich sacked Julian Nagelsmann cause they were worried he wouldn’t win the treble despite still being in all competitions at the time? Yeah, that was nice.

Out of the CL Out of the league cup 13 points off the top team Hitting form at the right time though 😕

She said that her work is to get and stay rich

Unpopular opinion but giving folks money after they discriminate against you isn’t the flex that people think it is.

“self defence”

Xabi Alonso: We will win the Bundesliga! Leverkusen players: But professor, what about Bayern Munich, they have won 11 titles in a row? Xabi Alonso: That’s where Thomas Tuchel comes in!