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I miss both y’all☹️✌🏾

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’ 👀 🍔 😳

A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂

i’m very hard on myself as a mom, but last night my kid had a sleepover and she & her friend crept into my room at 6am thinking i was asleep. i overheard her telling him “don’t worry, my mom’s never mad when i wake her up” and that felt like a goddamn win

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.” We finally have a line to use for future kids 😭😂

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

She might be 7 years older now but don’t think we’re not prepared to do this again on Friday if her school tries pulling this s**t again…

🤣 pretty much what was going through my head that final drive. Absolutely maddening how conservative our D played that final drive. Still proud of my guys but damn this hurt to watch 🤣

Yo @Panthers we need @CameronNewton to bang the #KeepPounding drum on Sunday against the Seahawks. You know we have a history.

This was the greatest gender reveal ever 💙

#KeepPounding (B%#^)

It’s the origin story. I just kept adding chapters.

The spending money like I move bricks ends Jan. 1, 2026.

Dude bankrupted 6 casinos in a row and people thought he would fix the economy

There will be a second half

🚨 DELTA PILOT GRABS THE INTERCOM - AND SILENCES THE ENTIRE PLANE “I know we probably have quite a few nervous flyers today…perfectly understandable. This aircraft doesn’t move an inch unless my co-captain Michael and I are absolutely certain it’s safe.” Then he says the line

@MeowMixPodcast If you come back and we lose vs the Saints I’ll personally ensure another episode never airs.

What if the podcast was jinxing us?

#KeepPounding (BITCH)