Whatever_Amy
@Whatevah_Amy
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Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, law school dropout, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
Joined May 2015
I don’t understand why people forget how to drive when there is any type of weather in New Jersey. Like, rain is not new, people. Step on the gas.
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RT @AbbyHasIssues: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
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About to insure my always hard nipples like Betty Grable’s legs.
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RT @TurtleSprints: Get yourself a friend that calls you at work to tell you about a sale on bacon.
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.
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RT @BobGolen: No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.
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The only reputation that precedes me, aside from having absolutely gloriously huge knockers, is that I am an aggressive gardening pruner.
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I ask this all the time. Your 34 followers isn’t going to help me, sir. Get some self respect.
This might be an unrelatable complaint, but once you hit around 100k followers/subscribers on any social media platform, you get flooded with DMs from accounts with like 3,000 followers claiming to be “social media experts” who can “take your platform to the next level and get.
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I really didn’t think this “no kids” life through. Who’s going to pluck my chin hairs while I’m on my deathbed?.
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RT @RowdyGurlX82: One thing about me. If you pick a table over a booth, we are never going out again.
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🤣🤣 truer words were never spoken.
No one, and I mean NO ONE, is nicer to you than a guy who hasn't fucked you yet.
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Or if the horse falls over 😩.
I can watch a thousand people die in a movie and not give one single fuck. One dog dies and I’m turning that shit off.
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RT @ALadyNamedKatie: Imagine blocking me and I never found out because I never check your stuff 🤣.
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