kim
@KimmyMonte
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hi. welcome. venmo: Kimmy-Monte https://t.co/HePfGVibPb
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Joined March 2010
My 9 yo son just made this movie trailer and I literally cannot stop laughing.
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baby’s first costume contest (he didn’t win) so please tell him what a good boy he is
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Scott Galloway explains the key to happiness. Spoiler alert, you won't find it scrolling this app. @profgalloway
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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if I was a therapist I would just say old blues lyrics. Why you chasin ghosts that pay no rent?
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hallmark channel movie idea: a girl working in the big city comes back to her small hometown for the holidays but leaves immediately when she realizes her family & everyone she grew up with are racist small minded pieces of shit.
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I will be speaking with $ARE's CEO, Joel Marcus, this morning and discussing the life science REIT sector this week on the Wide Moat Show (YouTube). I'll also provide updates on all three REITs - including $KRC and $DOC - and provide followers with my recommendations. Follow me
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taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
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A couple new products in the works. Our tallow bars of soap to return and a men's cologne balm. 👀
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my son dropped his album on spotify and apple music and it’s fucken rad so like idk go listen, you cowards!
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my son dropped his album on spotify and apple music and it’s fucken rad so like idk go listen, you cowards!
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i’m so happy travis kelce proposed to my emotional support billionaire
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If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.
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this guy’s wife isn’t divorcing him bc he cheated. it’s bc he likes coldplay
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The question of which co-founder is the “technical” one and which is the “business” one is always funny to me
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The Bear but it’s about a huge bear on top of someone’s head helping him cook
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my dog took me out for bday drinks today and now i gotta drive home smdh
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