Wale Balogun K.
@WaleBalogunK
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Master Data Analyst | Oracle-Siebel/GLPROD | SAP S4-HANA | SFDC Admin | Data Analyst | Husband | Daddy Modúpẹ̀, Inúmídùn & Móyọ̀ | D-Midfielder | Real Madrid
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@sisimeera
@iam_besha
In Milton alone, a small town in the Halton Region, we have over 250 Nigerian families on telegram. We have a soccer team- we played against 🇯🇲&🇵🇱 recently, won 1, lost 1. Our soccer group is about 60 players & analyst. We celebrate 2geda. How lonely could that have been...?🙄🤔
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@XVILLY
@joan_njeri_
@Bk_Klassic
My wife will control them with just a look, while I need all the energy and shouting in this world, yet they'll just laugh as if we are just joking
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@Magg342
@martobono
I also heard of a bank manager that was transferred from Lagos to ibandan. Manager left home at 5am, got to the office at 5.15am, while security man was strolling in at quarter to 8am. Manager was furious; his staff were like " ni bo ló ti wá nà "😁 where is he from?😁
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@Naija_PR
Former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo and Jimmy Carter, former US & Nigerian Presidents at the time.
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@MimieLaushi
Another factor is the roasted ponmo we eat.
A lecturer in the Chemistry Dept, Univ of Lagos, did a research that shows how remnants of the rubbers tyres, sooth, & diesel oil used in burning ponmo, animal skin, are ingested into the body. She recommended white ponmo instead
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@adamorroco
@asari_freedom
@iAmSeunKentebe
I totally agree with you 100%.
When any of my family members call me, they'll ask about my wife 10times before asking how am I doing.
Why, because of the way I projected her to them.
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@zealprecious1
@iam_besha
Like this 👇right?
Na just one Province (State) be that o😀
You go live with person on the same street (Yonge Street for instance, 156km long) huna no go see for years of you don't make effort 😀
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@iyaboawokoya
@EzugwuEbukaP
If not for the subsidised University education Nigeria offered people like me, only God knows where people like us would've ended up.
To God be the glory!🙏🙌
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@EzugwuEbukaP
@iyaboawokoya
Now, this is sense! 😍🥰
Not the one rolling on the floor and cursing the country.
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@BabajideOtitoju
have you seen the full report of the Gen. Martin Luther Agwai Visitation Panel on Unilag? You need to see it & cover your face in shame, & even apologise to Nigerian public for misinformation & spreading lies. Let me just help you with an extract...
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@Leagacy001
@ObinnaUkwueze
What about the one that parked behind an abandoned vehicle, thinking it was an hold-up 😀. When he was called he said the hold-up na stand still, no movement at all! Na there he sleep till day break.
Shayo na real bastard😀😀😀
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I spent close to ₦400k learning Oracle SQL Developer in 2009/2010 at APTECH. Today is my first day of working with Live Data in a production environment. Moral of the story, to the young one- no knowledge is a waste. Never!
@woye1
@iyaboawokoya
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@hafcyhabu
Me: gi'me that thing on the chair
Son: ho, you mean the couch?
Me: gi'me that cup
Son: ho, you mean the mug?
Me: put it in the carton
Son: ho, you mean the box?
😩😩😩Don't stress me please
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@FemAdesina
I am a die hard far of PMB, but truth be told sir, in my view, the President's Media Team aren't doing a good job. No! You don't make enemies for the President out of the citizens. Rather, build bridges, burst their bubbles with facts and figures. Embrace their criticism.
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@The_Akachukwu
@omoolaprints
For now, the tweet is about fathers. When it's time for mother's turn, we can then have this discussion. Let's focus on this for now. Thanks.
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1. Just so we know, before our arm chair economic analyst at
@ARISEtv
&
@channelstv
start their usual "I don't buy this..." story, the US Federal Reserves will raise interest rate by 2% as from tomorrow. Sadly, this will be done 5x this year 2022. The effect is that this will be
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@iamMicmike
@osilamabernard
@dino_melaye
Please, what are those achievements, may we know? What profession is DM into exactly aside from politics that has made gather as much wealth
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@woye1
If not for you, Woye, so many things, information, would've gone unnoticed in this country. I can't thank you enough ❤️
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@IrohUzoigwe
@MopeFash
"My first day at the Govt College, Ibadan, the palace guards helped me with my bag/baggages into the school. The Principal asked them to take everything back to the gate and I brought them in myself." Late Ọba of Benin
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@ShehuSani
You're just using Nigerians and their situation to catch cruise😊.
The sad reality is that when you were given the opportunity, you did next to nothing to improve the situation. You're more active here now than where we needed you most then🙁
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@the_davidatta
David, when I have the time, I will do a thread on this App, on how Estate Developers in 🇳🇬are infringing on the Right of the Nigerian Child to Play, in disregard to Article 31 of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, while Govt look away
Putting
@iyaboawokoya
on notice
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Good morning, Dear Mrs
@iyaboawokoya
. Let me seize this opportunity to urge you to lead the effort of educating young folks on this App about the three levels of Govt we have in 🇳🇬 & the functions of each of them. Reading comments on this street, it appears to me that people...
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@oluwakonquer
@iam_besha
😁 😁 😁 😁
In fact, the popular saying is that "it's not easy in Canada"😁. Me I said choose your uneasy. It's not easy anywhere in this world😊
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@adamorroco
@asari_freedom
@iAmSeunKentebe
That's a grave mistake for any man to make.
You're disregarded once your wife is disrespected.
Well, I thank God for the kind of people that brought me up, not necessarily only one's parents, but parents in the society, when it was still sane.
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@Musty_mustaphaa
@MG_Maigamo
You don't bring this kind of thinking to a discussion like this. Simply congratulate her and move on. What she does with her life isn't anyone's business.
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@owelfisher
@nonsssso
@SERAPNigeria
@Timmy_Cule
I wish Prof. Ọlálẹru was able to explain MAT 401, Maths Method, like this, and Prof Àjála could brake down MAT 301, Ring Theory, like this, I for no spend six years for a four years course in Mathematics. Thank you once again. I feel like I'm now a learned brother 😊
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@woye1
@ARISEtv
@CynthiaAreh
The Yorùbás have this saying, literally translate to mean no matter how high or big or beautiful one's horse is, it can never be appreciated by one's enemy (enemies)
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@BossTruth1
@SmartAtuadi
Yes, even in Canada, TD bank at some point demanded for Yorùbá speaking personnel, meaning Yorùbás are amongst the highest numbers of their customers, right?
Don't forget your sense at home when typing next time.
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@woye1
You know what I did? I posted this message to Whatsapp group and deleted the 2003 part🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait for it...it's a bait...I know what I'm doing, I want them to go crazy on Buhari, not FG, before bursting their bubbles 😀😀😀😀, that contract was signed 2003😀
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@Salih_Ibraheeem
@hafcyhabu
No mind them😀afterall na we still wrote and pass IELTS for them to come over 😂
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@NaijaGoldaMeir
@benhundeyin
The victim may have been moved, so swiftly at that, with the help of an Ambulance, precisely the LASAMBUS. The last time I checked, as far back as 2019, the LASAMBUS used to be very efficient. I've had to call them on 3 occasions & the response was swift & impressive.
@lasambus
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@Lbgobo
@Kingfemi69
@lollypeezle
Not so smart insulting the driver.
What happened to: "Ha, brother mi, I dey Lekki ó, for my friend house. Thank you for checking on me, my friends are here, they want to say hi" while the phone is on speaker. That's what a reasonable person will normally do, not throw insult.
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@Caramel_Top
Very very true. Just say No!
My neighbour did it in 2018, ẹ no cause fight. We still dey kampe! It is called respecting other people's beliefs.
And another neighbour no greet me for days, because she was left out. I actually forgot. Had to make it up to her.
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@M_O_A_L_I
@Gingerstiff
😁 😁 😁 😁
They call it splitting, àbí na spitting or slipping or whatever😩😩😩. It's dam annoying, especially the adult ones, for my sisters.
Men don suffer in the past o😀
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Where are the
#S
ọ̀rọ̀Sóké geng...do they know what this is?
@Maryam_shay
I'm not calling you ó! The glass feeding bottle you used is still very new where mummy kept it, so shhh🤭 😀😀😀.
@woye1
@OyesileJohn
@jeffphilips1
4pm, Saturdays, with Late Akinloye Oyebanji. RiP🙏
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@EedrisAlimi1
@Sire__Gift
Once they grab a black person in Saudi Arabia, 9ja straight. They don't care where you come from
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“The committee could not justify the monthly payment of an average sum of N2,445,900.00 to the Dean (Student Affairs Unit) as a security grant. When asked why he was collecting the money, the Dean of Students Affairs explained “they were part of the security operations..."
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@alexlobaloba
Yes they do. The moment she sees me, she'll forget everything she wanted to tell me, until I'd left. She said so herself, and she said she doesn't know why. That's when I know she's the one😊
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@kesmniz
@RowlyDaDon
@Modmatty
Exactly! Those bike guys, majority, aren't Nigerians. They're Chadians/Nigereans.
Alilu was my handi man, goes on all errand, me thinking he's my Nigerian brother. Only for him to call me from Niger, with a strange number one day. That number has been flashing me for days
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@Ter94353588
@CallMeBenfigo
He's innocent until proven guilty by the prosecution, with evidence, and convicted by the court.
None of these happened because the prosecution didn't do their job.
So, he's not an armed robber but a suspected armed robber or alleged.
Hope you understand now?
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@ChiefOjukwu
Honestly, I believe the press/media is at war with Nigeria.
Majority of the foreign press/media reported the attack on the military base in Borno. But none reported the success of the Nigerian Military. Hmmmm🤔
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@ARISEtv
wouldn't it be nice to invite the actors on this issue to your studio, again, to discuss the panel report, especially the Pro Chancellor & the VC?
@ruffydfire
over to you. Nigerian Press, over to you.
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@Asakemijimi
This is best described, 1st, as a misplaced priority, needless interloper, & unwarranted.
The Muslims in Yorùbá land aren't complaining, but you just choose, out of your joblessness, to stir unnecessary controversy. Rest, please, in the name of whatever you profess. Thanks.
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@EddyBongo101
@Dekunle27
We have this computer science lecturer in Yabatech back then. There's no day she'll come to class that she will not swear for Savannah Bank. Different swear on different occasions. She no dey repeat one swear twice o😀😀😀😀😀
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...to maintain peace on campus." The Agwai Panel faulted the accounting software being used by the university and that the format of the periodic budget performance report presented to the Governing Council has major deficiencies, adding that “it lacks the critical aspect...
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@bashmidas1
@Princemoye1
If he delayed you for 2hrs for using iPhone 6, please, help me calculate how many hours someone using iPhone 12pro will be delayed...Thank you in advance 🙏
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@nke_chinyere
@oshoarmani
@Trixx_ginjah
@Tzar_Marc
My 2nd son was to come as a girl according to scan ó...pinky-pinky dress everywhere, headband no be here, ribbons, etc., even bedroom was painted pink in anticipation 😀😀😀na so bros change am for us o🤣
As I press doctor neck, wetin happen? Doctor was like "am I God"🤷♀️
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@MrFrancisWhyte
How does it feel like I know this place, I mean the CIBC Branch 🤔.
Guy, don't tell me you guys are still playing outdoor soccer at this time. I bet you're not. You dare not. Even at this lock down 🙄
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@woye1
Was going to ask what's in the bag😀. Abi na the "òrìṣà mẹ́rìndínlógún" that is in "Ilé Ifẹ̀"😁
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@iyaboawokoya
One day, God willing, I'll do a thread on the religious teaching, from the Islamic perspectives, why one should not denigrate one's country of origin, as examplified by the Prophet, Muhammad (SAW).
The attitude of 🇳🇬diasporians in the Whatsapp group is very appalling.
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management information, performance review criteria, and presentation.”
@BabajideOtitoju
, in the heat of this discussion, you were very biased in your commentary, whereas you do not have full knowledge & understanding of what happened, but your personal relationship with the VC
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@DaWhyteWolf
@RowlyDaDon
No, the mistake he made was calling them Hausa/Fulani. Majority of those bike guys, I can tell, you aren't Nigerians, this I know. They're the time bomb we are talking about.
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Association of Nigerian Community in Milton, yesterday, presented a cheque to the Islamic Community of Milton in the Spirit of Ramadan.
#StandUp4WhereYouLive
@BayoAdedosu
@abikedabiri
@PositiveNGVibes
@iyaboawokoya
@cbngov_akin1
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@SulaimanKareem3
@ndlea_nigeria
@Le_Stylo
@FemiBabafemi
@_mahad_
You see, my fear is that Nigerians would not one day woke up to realize that the new chair had said or done one thing or the other in the past and requested for his sack. Believe me, they're working on his dossier as we speak. Fingers crossed. Corruption must fight back. Shame!
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@VictorEKUMA2
@TundeTASH
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@Magg342
@martobono
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
The first time I was in Kogi State, Kabba. My host and I had agreed I'll leave early.
Baba no understand say "early" for Lagos means 4.30am to 5am😁😁😁.
Dem no allow me go until past 8am. Meanwhile, I've been up since 4.30am.
It Was so annoying. 😁😁😁
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@The_Phrontist
@iamAbode
@tambensings
When I just got newly married, I always respond to every questions, & my response is alwsys used against me, either instantly or days/weeks/months later. Before senior colleagues in the business opened my eyes to the deal: just behave dumb🙄🤔
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@itsbibitayo
@AishaYesufu
As a husband, it's not every discussion one have with one's friends or family members that one's wife need to know about, for her own mental health. Neither do I want to see what goes on in my wife's private life, except what she makes open. Everything isn't about cheating.Prvacy
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@woye1
There's no even point discussing this particular issue. May be for education purpose sha, to educate those olódo that call themselves
#Obidients
. Àbí, how can someone who's not called to the Nigerian Bar appear before a Judge in Nigeria? As what in the first place 🤷♀️
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"Relying on the testimony of another member of the university governing council committee, Bayo Adaralegbe, the Agwai-led panel indicted Mr Ogundipe for falsifying an interview process to favour a candidate during the recruitment process for the position of director of works..."
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@_OOMOTAYO
@udoka_james
@Nedunaija
@mikeiloeje
@yabatechng
@UnilagNigeria
Wait a minute, did I say twelve...? 🤷♂️ 🙄
OK, let's see. It's a four years course, and two extra years.
Four years is 8semesters, right...
And two extra years is four semesters
That's 12, isn't it.
I studied maths, and grad with a 3rd class.
Are you OK now?
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Where I live, there're distribution chain stores like Walmart, Metro, No-Frills, Food Basic, SuperStore, & Sobbeys, similar to ShopRite. There's hardly anytime you get to any of these stores that you won't find fresh banana, as in fresh. Abi mo pà'rọ̀ ẹ̀gbọ́n
@BayoAdedosu
? /1
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@sarnchos
If a parallel union is registered today, majority of the young lecturers will leave ASUU. Take that to the bank. For example, remember during the data capture for IPPIS, most of the young lecturers complied, contrary to ASUU's directive.
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@classic_servers
@BolajiRAdesina
@yay_tunes
No, he will calm. He will know that this one self dey house for am. Na wéré we dey take cure wéré for Lagos 😀
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@4chibuzor
@DejiAdesogan
Well, not necessarily. I don't think so. As a matter of fact, the Ethiopian officials may even be the one that alerted their Nigerian counterpart. Probably they don't want some diplomatic wàhálà, & just allow her to face her cup in her country jẹjẹ. That's my thought🤔
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@TownOfMiltonON
@ONgov
In commemoration of the
#NoLitterDay
in
#Milton
today, my kids and I joined in StandingUp4WhereWeLive
The kids got a lot of appreciation from the people. Loads of "thank you"😊🥰
#StandUp4WhereYouLive
@BayoAdedosu
@iyaboawokoya
@woye1
@Steve_Edwards1
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@emeka4nwagod
@TalbaSadiq
@OfficialPDPNig
@OfficialAPCNg
Agenda kwa🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
They're talking of political permutations you're talking of agenda🙄🤷♀️
Where's the lie in what was said??? If PDP present Wike, APC present Amaechi & LBP do PO, who do you think will win? Even Anambarians won't vote PO. Dey there dey find agenda🙁
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@ebubec1
@fimiletoks
Social Security Number -SSN; Social Insurance Number- SIN; help track criminals. The NIN may not have gained the desired traction, but it'll in due course. All we need do is corporate with the authorities - it'll happen.
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@jeffphilips1
Stored away and used in financing crime; vote buying; etc.
Kidnappers have been collecting cash. Let's see how they gonna be depositing ₦5m cash without being asked questions.
This is a good development. One arm chair analyst don start their nonsense analysis again
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@KenWiwa4
@_kimaura
@FaithNkechinye4
Where I live, you'll need to give the driver a code he will enter into the uber/lyft app, otherwise the trip won't commence. Again, once driver deviates from the actual route to the destination, the App triggers a SOS alert. If you press Yes, 911 is activated & car is demobilised
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@Geebidy
@Lima_kazaure
We still write state of origin and even local government of origin in our resume. If you don't believe me, ask anyone who has applied for a job in Unilag recently.
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@GOAdedokun
Like I said today in an earlier tweet, some of these harm chair pseudo economist are just bitter souls, pandering to the headless mobs as they're called on this street. They never see anything good about this administration, even if stares them in the face. Nigeria shall be great
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@iyaboawokoya
I wish he reports you to ICC, so that we can change your name to "ICC SHOOTING STARS"😂😂😂, ỌKỌ̀ NWANYANWU FC, back in the days, when Nigerian football league was it!🙌
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@Collynzo1
@ItsCephar
May the Lord or whatever you serve heal you of the bad spirit of pessimism and sceptism, bad faith, hypocrisy and unpatriotism. Amen O'Lord 🙏🙌
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@Omoosun100
@Postsubman
The video is not funny, and a disservice to those of us already in the corporate environment in that country, because it's going to become a point of discussion at lunch break, and we'd be ashamed to talk about it😩😭. Moving forward, somehow, they would look down on us😭😭😭
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@woye1
I wonder how Lagos is able to carve out RRS, since the time of Tinubu till date, 4rm the same Nigerian Police, when Lagos was even in opposition
Most people even wonder if the RRS of
@TunjiDisu1
isn't part of the regular Police, given their effectiveness. My point is State...
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@divergentscouts
@thekaysie
@ewelobi
"Unfortunately" right? 🤷♀️🙄
"few rationale thinking Yorùbás..." right? Just because they don't align with your position, right? A nation of over 50m people have "few" rationale people 🙄🙄🙄
Alright. No wàhálà. When they say you people are toxic now, you'll change mouth🙁🙁🙁
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@vononymous_
@Ojimadedabeat
@Oli_Ekun
My car suddenly stopped on the bridge, with my wife & kids in car. About 7boys appeared from nowhere, pushed it halfway & demanded 20k. While I was still dragging with dem, as a lagos boy, wife gave them 5k. One yelled "leave the idiot,him wife don give us money" Where's the lie?
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@iamimanuel
@toluogunlesi
They're talking about APC to APC here. Not outside the party. Don't be in a haste to talk back
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@heavyman700
@i_am_agbeke
@Popcy_Paris27
@rxmcbakassi
@obajemujnr
@ShehuSani
No, that's not what he's trying to say. There's a CBN regulation that says if a certain amount of money is deposited into an account, the bank has an obligation to report it to the financial reporting authority. ₦285m in a 6yrs old child Acct is a candidate for flagging.
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@rapheal_irenen
@Simoche_
@Lbgobo
@Kingfemi69
@lollypeezle
She can even give him the address right there on the phone while it's on speaker & say can you pick me up later? Not insult. And probably say the guy's name out. With that, everyone around knows that someone out there knows where she is, with them. She's a badly raised child
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2. felt by certain countries around the world, whose foreign reserves & trade balances are denominated in USD, 🇳🇬inclusive. In other words, inflation is looming. More so, are import dependent nations. The stimus package is also a leading cause of inflation, even in 🇨🇦
@woye1
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@ib_hari
@hayourbahme
@humbleluqman
@SheikhaSarwi
@arughaemma
@PoliceNG
"...telling the police officer to arrest her..." and which he did speaks loud of the unprofessionalism of our police personnel. Imagine if that police man earns a little near the senator, he wouldn't have been ordering him around like an errand boy to carry out illegal arrest
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@DieuEmeka
@omoolaprints
It saddens me everytime I remember my dad didn't see me in NYSC uniform. I can only imagine is joy- the kind grammar that'll be pouring from his jaw. May his soul rest in peace.
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@Osi_Suave
Quite distasteful to be honest 🙁 🙁 🙁
When the government was calling for the regulations of social media, we all called them tyrant.
Hope we remember some folks in the UK were taken in for threatning the English players after their ouster at euro2020.
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@Future_Ozah
@BenHundeyin
@PoliceNG
Yes, we may have to, because if they don't provide. we would call them out and give them a 👎. It is customery to say thank you when someone offered you a service, a paid service for that matter.
OK, why do we say thank you mummy after eating her meal? Afterall she's our mum😊
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@obyezeks
@ruffydfire
@ARISEtv
What a shame, best put, a shameful deflection of the current realities at your backyard, that you couldn't condemn because of your cowardice. Lives lost, properties destroyed, no one word from you for calmness but here throwing tantrums. Shame!
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