Obinna Ukwueze
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A few weeks after I bought my first car around 2012, I went home forgetting that I already had a car.
I woke up around 11pm and cried that the car had been stolen.
I went to work next day and found the silly car siting there.
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Abịa State governor is actually annoying at this point. While a half breed can't be a governor in the SW region, he's appointing SWs and Northerns into his economic team.
Good news is that he has just a term in Abia after which he has to become Enugu State governor.
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If you torture data long enough, it'll confess to any crime.
75% of the candidates we processed payments for were women carrying their husbands and children as dependents. Wake up. Lol.
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Several years ago, a core router and switch went down and several buildings at the Federal Secretariat Abuja couldn't asses the internet.
After a few weeks and few memos, I decided to change the wall socket. Some people at GBB fought and got me suspended. It was my NYSC year.
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My dad, a University of Nigeria Nsukka student was being marched to the execution ground when the civil war was called off.
There would have been no me.
We need to tell these stories, write these books and make these movies.
@AfamDeluxo
@onyeka_nwelue
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Most of you Gen Zs are also unemployable in several verticals.
Just cannabis, vibes and life of the party.
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@micsolana
Your usage of the word "niche" suggests that you wrote this using an AI tool.
If I were reviewing any paperwork and I see the word "niche", I'll automatically bin that work.
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Preliminary investigation has also shown that this governor is originally from Enugu. His family moved to Abia just before the Civil War. The investigation is ongoing as we speak. We will reclaim our son and mandate.
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@eldivyn
I don't know why, but I've put my life on the line several times just to make sure my family stays alive.
I'm willing to do this a million times for my mum, siblings, wife, and kids.
I'll rather have a pact with the devil than see them go to purgatory.
This is my fate.
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@mulos
You're likely to get into a fight if the other party doesn't get a credit alert in 1minute.
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Ok. My point is that the man just wants the best for his state irrespective of the tribe of the people that can help him achieve it.
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Abia people are not even nice folks, so what was the rationale for the gods awarding them a functional governor and government.
The gods are not wise, apparently.
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We should actually have a Governor's exchange program at this point. No single state should have the right to enjoy good governance for more than 2 years, except for Enugu State.
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My mum ran for elections several times and here's the simple lesson.
1: the people who caste the votes do not decide who leads them, that decision lies with the people that count and write what they've counted.
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@ChifeDr
Like my friend who is the 6th child of the 4th wife.
My friend: papa, I come collect school fees.
His father: who born this one?
My Friend: na Rukevwe
His Father: wetin dey worry rukevwe, I don warn am make e no dey born like this but she no dey hear word.
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@Morris_Monye
If you ever decide to get married, do not ever let your wife be treated the way his wife was treated.
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@oluwafifunmii
Errm, I've been caught several times eating frozen meat and soup by that time.
I later introduced my son and he loved it.
We have repented.
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@UchePOkoye
I told
@AfamDeluxo
this. A single government policy can wipe out 5,000 Igbo businesses in less than 6 months.
Every Igbo person should be involved in politics. You don't have to contest.
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@blue_resolve
Ok. My point is that the man just wants the best for his state irrespective of the tribe of the people that can help him achieve it.
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I am a simple man. Insult Peter Obi, I block you.
Insult me because I posted something positive about Peter Obi, I block you.
Peter Obi tweets, I retweet.
No stories.
Copied from
@asemota
and adopted by me.
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Clarifications:
C-Suite may not have know whatsup but mid-level folks can't say so. I mailed and mailed.
1: electric socket is burnt
2: several buildings are down
3: directors are at my neck
4: please replace socket or allow me to replace it.
Not a single response.
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The Igbos are the most progressive and entrepreneurial race in Africa.
Odogwu, perish that concept. You guys have achieved nothing "collectively" in the last 50 years.
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Apparently, Ogun and Ekiti States should have Alex Otti after Enugu State.
No qualms.
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@madebycharles
I could have just used all this money and time to buy and eat goat head while polishing my CV and sending 2m weekly to wifey and mum.
Na me fuckup.
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If Obi wins, we'll probably provide free services to about 1,000 business owners that are struggling.
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We need to digitise a whole lot of services in Igbo land. Starting from birth and death certificates.
@UchePOkoye
@AfamDeluxo
can we discuss this?
We can open source this and it costs the government nothing.
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Conclusion, 99.9% of Gen Zs can not comprehend any sentence beyond 1 word.
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I attended a Catholic School, St Theresa's College Nsukka and our motto was "Bonum Eligere". This loosely means that only the best is good enough.
You don't get to repeat exams. If you do not get credit in 6 subjects inclusive of English and Mathematics, you'll be expelled.
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4: there's not redemption in sight unless we lift people out of poverty and can guarantee food on their table for months.
End of Discuss.
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Nigeria needs a hard reset.
In this video a teacher guides a paper plane by creating upwards airflow with a sheet of paper. In physics this is known as standing waves..
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How does Iran continue to thrive with all the sanctions and a Giant of Africa can't produce Kites?
Iran new unmanned drone named Gaza.
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As Igbo people, what are we trying to achieve in the next 10yrs as a region and tribe(SDG)? Nobody knows and we don't know who we have to hold accountable(as a region)
Just like the Benin Kingdom, we are living in glory of our ancestors and they are probably vexed at us.
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What if we built community funded vocational educational centres across the Igbo Speaking Nigeria?
We can get companies to sponsor departments and these students get to intern in them.
1m graduates in the next 10yrs.
We can move the needle with this.
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@asemota
An adaptation would be to detect herdsmen before the get to your village and possibly evacaute the villagers to safety.
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2: the most corrupt group of persons to be entrusted with election votes counting are university lecturers and civil/public servants, especially the high ranking ones.
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Enugu has about 4 Universities. Under ideal conditions, it should boast about being the entertainment and creative hub and startup capital of Eastern Nigeria. It should also boast about having a huge number of R&D labs.
Here we are, with no portable water and in the hands of God
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@danadbakergirl
Every time you guys do this I see a rise in vehicular and human traffick.
It's time to build a wall around Abuja.
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Anytime someone in my address book joins
@telegram
, I send them welcome message.
Does anyone else do this?
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@jamesagada
@cchukudebelu
James, I never enjoy my wife finish and my children never grow finish, stop this joke.
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3: you really can't stop politicians from weaponizing poverty, especially if there's a low barrier to enter poverty.
You can't blame people who are dirt poor for wanting to feed their families today and not worry about tomorrow.
This ensures you elect bottom barrel politicians.
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A secondary school class mate died, his family decided to conduct an autopsy.
His brother travels to pickup the report and is now missing.
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@AfamDeluxo
This is not so difficult. Just allocate 4trillion to the project and share it among your friends.
Students loan delivered.
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Who's making a movie about
@ChifeDr
?
I hope his biographies are ready.
Inspire the next generation of winners.
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I visited a dermatologist yesterday. I'm super proud of myself.
The doc kept saying, "I don't see the problem" and then asked, "who asked you to see me, your wife?"
We both let out a loud laugh.
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I need an intro to Julian Lotanna. Who can make this happen?
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Just launched Korita, a new Nigerian company offering bookkeeping, CFO, and tax services for startups and growing businesses. Don't miss out on our expert financial advice and services! Check us out at
#KoritaLaunch
#NigerianBusiness
#StartupFinance
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After 20 minutes in that space, I called this.
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Nobody promotes
@ckay_yo
like Uche.
Love Nwantiti by Ckay is not just the biggest song from Africa, it is a global culture reset.
It has been performed in over 30 different languages, different Genres across the world.
Nigerian music industry thinks they're doing something by ignoring it.
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@asemota
@BitcoinMagazine
@RussellOkung
I'm wondering if regions or states can mine Bitcoin or would it be illegal?
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@bigzeezay1
@oluwafifunmii
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It was fun while it lasted. We'd wake up independently and we'll converge at the kitchen and sit on the floor.
He'd patiently wait for me to do the magic after which we go back to bed happy.
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Every university of technology should have a KPI and should be punished when they don't meet it.
ESUT has been a tech university and nobody can point to any product or IP from them. Such schools should be downgraded to secondary school.
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Electronic voting and electronic transmission of results are two different things.
Without electronic voting, nothing changes.
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Elon needs to stop ads revenue so that we can have a little bit of sanity here.
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This doesn't scare any African leader.
They don't even know what this means.
Seeing these adverts should make African leaders scared. UK, UAE and the like are literally ripping the most productive young people out of Africa. The future is coming and those who are supposed to build it have largely left💀
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Scared to launch this product...not anymore.
Let it fail, it has already taken a toll on me. Let it fail!
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@asemota
I can loan her my bookkeeper until the end of this year. I don't know if that will help.
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@BbMorenike
@JadenHakeem
Before we proceed, there's absolutely no reason to have a mosque, church or shrine in your place of work.
This needs to stop.
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Nnamdi Azikiwe University, has a Chemical Engineering department. We studied Fluid Mechanics for 3 years and never did any practicals.
Every year, the Nigerian government will spend billions on education.
We should scrap
@OfficialNUC
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I'm looking for a partner that can take Nigerian tax laws and build an AI support agent.
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@AkiMarlin
You can give yours to Amadioha and even consult him before funding the account and we won't complain.
Marriage is difficult enough...allow people to be happy.
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Nnewi was once a manufacturing hub. My uncle worked there with a company that manufactures specific motorcycle parts. That was when people probably referenced Nnewi as Japan of Nigeria.
All of that is gone.
May the risen Lord give us a new direction.
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No South East State has an infrastructure master plan.
There's no glory in sight.
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This guy don buy market.
Congratulations to
@officialABAT
on winning the Nigerian presidential election. I look forward to close cooperation. I'm convinced that 🇺🇦🇳🇬 bilateral interaction will be strengthened. 🇺🇦 is ready to work together to overcome global challenges, including threats to food security!
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