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I invested in cars to put on the Uber platform 3years ago. sold off all of them to minimize losses
I had one left & my driver had say 8 months to complete his Hire Purchase and take the car.. my partner and I decided to write it off and give him the car
Merry Christmas Tunde😊
Still bothers me how women have so many clothes
Them go leave like 25 of their clothes for your house and them go still dey function normally
If drycleaner carry 25 of my clothes I'm one weekend away from nakedness.
Shaming Debbie and her husband for living in a one room apartment and not having things like a new mattress and microwave really hurt me.
We act like we are a rich country, forgetting that alot of people are actually poor.
Debbie and her husband are university graduates and…
I just met the most interesting 22year old.
I took an uber out and a 22year old female 300level student of unilag came to get me.
We had the most interesting conversation for the duration of our trip.
I'd come back to complete this thread
Single mothers are Single mothers because men who got them pregnant in the first place failed in their responsibilities
Now we now make them feel less because they became the responsible parent that stayed for the kid.
My uncle used to work for the punch as a photographer
I stole fish from the pot and my dad called my uncle to come.
They made me hold the fish and my uncle just dey use flash dey deceive me say e dey snap
They said I'd be on front page on Monday and everyone will know I'm a…
Nigerians are paying $20k every year as school fees and have to work part time to put body and soul together and this clown called Tariq says we are coming to take their opportunities.
Im so livid.
Alot of our parents friends are the ones they go to when they are looking for Jobs for you
Loans for you
Places for you to stay when you travel abroad.
The simple courtesy of good morning even if you aren't aware of what is done behind you.
Won't kill anyone.
Na my papa suppose dey call me out.
Them get one result when I carry go house from Navy Abeokuta when I dey Jss2.
Blood everywhere
My papa come say as a christian you can't even pass CRK.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naira Marley is cancelled yen yen yen
Soapy will never blow yen yen yen
Soapy don reach 02 lmao
God doesnt care about your feelings when he wants to bless someone.
Took a while but finally have approval from my boy to tweet this.
Manipulative people are sociopaths stay away from them.
I grew up with this kid, and we used to ride bikes around Thompson avenue and went to vacation bible school at ikoyi Baptist church for years
Plus any babe that comes to sleep over and is awake at 8 is cos of 2 things
1. You no foque am well. Babe when dey foque well na 11am she dey wake
2. She wan thief perfume
I have worked on radio for 10years.
Naira Marley was one guy I couldn't explain how he blew.
Like the more he got cancelled the more his fans rode for him.
Brilliant 2019
Hope he has a great 2020
If my brother is a successful footballer, best believe I go don get FIFA LICENSE AS AGENT.
Educate myself and start an agency with him as client
So I go add value.
I no go just siddon dey expect credit alert every month cos na d same mama born us.
You go ibiza with 3 of your friends and all of una fok another man.
Not one of you could say this thing no good.
Later una go dey complain when men say your friends are a reflection of who u are.
If your friend na olosho, you sef get olosho tendencies.
But simi doesn't need a beyonce album to validate her artistry
She has proven how talented she is over and over again
This colonial complex we are pushing since this beyonce album came out needs to stop. Its fast becoming if you weren't on the album you aren't good enough
Or is it ehen I saw another man's penis on her phone
This babe come dey argue say na my penis.
I'm like i know my penis, this isn't my penis.
She still dey insist say na my own, until I comot boxers.
Na then she come start to dey shed rubbish tears
Oloshi omo komo
Them break my heart one time.
I have held it together until I was at work and someone requested Jealous by labyrinth
As baba say "I'm jealous of the way, ure happy without me"
I burst cry.
Segun now came in ..
Gats lie say my uncle die.
My bank was paying 3k across the counter,
Collected my 3k and had to give it to a lady who was weeping in front of the bank
She needed it to buy BP drugs and go back home.
I'd survive the weekend, don't know if she would.
This is maduka okoye's IG comments. Its unfair to do this to any player giving his all for their country.
Its bad behaviour and shouldn't be condoned or encouraged
Banter is banter, but bad wished and death threats? Really ??????
Imagine if Wike becomes president.
Omo e go lit o esp with that his live band
Inauguration day
Wike: The opposition tried me and I what ?????????
Crowd : Defeated them !!!!!!!
Cue Live band: Opposition try Nyesom.... Nyesom put them forrrrrrr gortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
This is the Dagrin they said was upcoming and hadn't blown.
I hate it when we try to disrespect people who gave their all to blow their craft.
Even in death you still dey disrespect am.
Ordinary Danfo and Keke Napep business you go nearly run mad.
You now want to set up mango juice factory in Benue.
You go just wake up begin trek from Benue enter Cameroon.
Lagos made alot of people's dreams come through
Mine inclusive
Even though I was born here! Lagos gave me the opportunity to actually thrive.
It's not near where we want it to be as a state. But to constantly bash lagos like it's some forgotten slum is dishonesty
Men have a way of being there for their guys
Its mostly through gestures and unsaid words.
"Come make we go drink beer"
"I go push u small thing till month end"
"No worry u fit come crash my side and many others"
Free advise.
As guy man
Be prepared to walk away from nacks.
Na the hope say u go see nacks na wetin dey make una chop disrespect from babes when no get level
I see people have dug up a tweet of mine from 2010.
I was 23, depressed and in final year in University dealing with mad pressure.
I have grown and my thought process has evolved.
I won't wish anyone death, and would advocate for people to do same.
I sincerely don't understand how u claim u are tired of oldies in politics. Then young people step up and u are mocking them for losing primaries
Banky W and the other young people who contested are supposed to be applauded, but we are here insulting them
We go tay for trenches
You tagged the Sextape
Babcock Porn
And you are amazed that Babcock decide to react.
Everyone that shared and RT'd that video contributed to her expulsion
30plus babe when you go tell " come on top"
Them go dey give excuse say back and knees dey pain them.
Na to lie down for bed like civil servant spread leg dem sabi
I follow Mufti Menk and many other Islamic scholars here
Despite being a christian and I love their message of peace and humanity..
That Imam of peace has been problematic from day 1
So you think you are better than her because you have a mid level managerial role and can afford a 2 bedroom in ologolo with a small Rio on the side.
You believe you have arrived, forgetting that it takes one sack, sickness, or a misstep to send you back to ground zero.
You people will talk and refuse to put context into things
In this same lagos there are places that sell burger for 2k, puff puff for 200naira, Jollof for 1k and bread for 800
You will go to places that are paying millions in tax, diesel and rent and be looking for cheap food
When I respected davido was when he went to Italy to perform.
Promoter was owing him balance and he still performed for the fans that came out.
The love in his heart is really unmatched. ♥️
The people who say Wizkid made Duncan Mighty relevant must have started listening to music last year.
Duncan mighty of
Obianuju
Scatter my dada
Onye Nkpom
Ijeoma
Koli water
Sanko Love
Killing me softly
Mama born dem
Onyinye
Port Harcourt Girl
I no blame una sha
You go sleep for babe house, wake up for morning ask for iron to iron cloth
She go come dey stammer like say you ask am for blood transfusion
Babes go dey stay 5m naira apartment with no TV and Iron in sight
Na their phone dem dey watch everything, and them no dey iron cloth
When you are going to cum quick you know by the first stroke.
You go first Clench your butthole to try to delay it.
But brother, nothing you can do will stop what's about to happen, just do your 15 strokes and lie that you drank too much Coke the day before
Black Market was 88naira.
All our refineries stopped working
Nigerians started using Abacha stove to cook.
22naira was the official rate that was unavailable to anyone.
Tired of the white washing of this demon every 4 market days
From the day that General Sani Abacha took power to the day he died on June 8 1998, a period of some five years, the ‘official’ exchange rate of the naira to the dollar never changed from 22 naira to $1.
How did he do it ?
Seems like you people do not understand what the Gov of Kogi state just did.
He came to Abuja under the protection of the Dss and police and took someone the Efcc wanted to arrest using his immunity cover
This is the most blatant abuse of our democracy
I get why Erica is pissed
No babe likes her gist on anyone's lips.
And the fact Ebuka brought it up, blindsided Erica
Laycon no try, going from housemate to housemate to be relaying gist
Yahaya Bello is 48 years old, he was 40 when he became governor.
He is supposed to be the face of young people occupying political office.
It's why I say, no be by age for this country.
I think bad govt after bad govt made Nigerians greedy and conniving because they just want to survive.
At the core of who they are, Nigerians just want a 9 to 5, a small house, and make sure their children graduate from university
E no go better for these politicians.
When interviewers are pressing politicians
You will be shouting Yasss
Ebuka suddenly asking Tacha to define characteristics is suddenly condescending and on a vendetta
You people have malaria and you need lumapil
Heart break na bastard
I buy ticket go yankee to escape.
Spent 12hrs crying from Lagos to Newyork.
Air hostess ask why I dey cry, I say person die na why I dey travel
She pity me give me extra food and ice cream
Kingsley Moghalu is running
Oby Ezekwesili
Fela Durotoye
Donald Duke.
But ure here saying your options are limited to Atiku and Buhari
You no longer want a young president.
We are our own problem