
vanillafrogman
@Vanillafrogman
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militant gaytheist
Joined December 2011
@NGofthejungle @2femcel2furious This is up there with saturn devouring his own son, it fills you with that exact same existential dread
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Just found out @smokeismedicine got suspended which means we lost many classics including the "turns out he's one of the richest and most powerful gamblers" tweet πππ
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in the 90s it was reduce, reuse, recycle turn off lights & conserve electricity turn off the faucet when brushing your teeth eat less meat & carpool in the 2020s itβs consumeeeeeeeee & donβt think about the consequences
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Average right-wing villain origin story
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dua lipa can also read as Dual IPA which seems like some sort of craft beer situation
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going through old purses and these are the three things that were in this one
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Men should be working 80 hour weeks of manual labor in grueling conditions. No unions. No OSHA. Just pure testosterone and work ethic. Our bodies and minds belong to the company. Not me though, I make social media content.
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itβs funny that the main argument for AI is usually not that itβs good or useful, just that itβs inevitable so we might as well learn to live with it. even its advocates talk about it like itβs a plague
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thinking about spending $65,000 on a jeep then gluing a bunch of ugly toys to the dash
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Me anytime someone says literally anything about literally any streamer
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I started weeping the first time i smoked crack out of a coke can on a moving bus because i realised this is how neurotypical people feel all the time
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don't listen to this guy your skin is covered in triangles because you're actually a low-poly mesh
@shaggysurvives Btw your skin is covered in triangles because it's the natural buckling mode for thin sheets trying to conform to a surface with non-zero Gaussian curvature
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