the feminine urge to be the most slavic looking woman with 0 slavic DNA whatsoever

take them titties out cuz i’m tryna see em. am to the pm double d em then i need em.

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RT @lockshepfc:

my favorite flirt techniques:.- a little too much eye contact .- lingering hug.- hair toss.- “you smell so good”.- lip bite giggle squint combo (only attempt if you’re both drunk).- running fingers through their hair.- when all else fails, foot stuff.

does anyone wanna get drunk and play five nights at freddies.

having the worst day at work and then oomf asks me to help him move tonight….

The Working Woman’s Lunch

fighting with my coworkers at 7:48 am

The Strokes i gave her Last Nite had her asking Is This It?.

had a happy hour beer while doing my.crossword then watched the game AT the gym

the body yearns for post-work gym sesh but the soul yearns for brewer game and three beers.

need more brewers merch i fear.

i literally shouldn’t be allowed to listen to music this is killing me

are we being productive at work today.

i slept for fourteen hours last night i’m busted as fuck and i dont have any money.

God Bless The Milwaukee Brewers.

SEC stands for sucking every cock.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

saturday night… i’m lotioning up my feet… you know what that means!.

RT @chumblings: weapons (2025)