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@UnimpressedTX

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6th Gen Texan. Fan of good government, good tacos, and good discourse. Crowned Miss Information and Beyond Reproach.

Texas Hill Country
Joined April 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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8 months
Take note everyone. I am officially now "beyond reproach."
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2 years
"Save me Brandon"
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Gov. Greg Abbott
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The State of Texas has submitted requests for federally-supported COVID-19 testing sites, medical personnel, and increased monoclonal antibody allocations. More info: @TexasDSHS @TDEM
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Just finished a @BetoORourke town hall. If you aren't convinced he's the real deal, then you just haven't heard him in person
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@accidntlmystic @Sherrishaw14 @jamesoliphant @cathleendecker Californians are welcome in Texas anytime. It's Cruz we don't have any use for.
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2 years
Where Erick admits forcing the overturning of Roe is entirely based upon forcing religious beliefs on others, not on Constitutionality.
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Erick Erickson
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Dear people upset Roe is dying. I want you to remember the feeling of dread you have right now. Now understand this is nothing compared to the feeling you’ll have on the day of judgment you think is a myth. Repent.
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Election deniers just got the entire election office of Gillespie county to resign after stalking and death threats. IDK how people there expect to register to vote or conduct fair & legal elections.
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@JonahDispatch @RpsAgainstTrump Actually it didn't get much play when Sotomayor was targeted.
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3 years
Holding my stepdad's hand, watching this sunrise as he moves on from this life. If a bigger combination of sad and beautiful exists, I haven't seen it.
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@gibbler1968 @PaulETishen @Chris_nDC @tadboomer @Tillyrooter @FoxNews The timing has more to do with becoming a national political figure and undergoing scrutiny by journalists, etc Moore hasn't faced before.
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@chiproytx IHME estimates 95% mask usage will save 66,000 Americans by spring and YOU CANT GET BEHIND SAVING THAT MANY AMERICAN LIVES?
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@RandolphLaw @hughhewitt @HouseGOP @AdamSchiff Jared can explain his call with MBS about Khashoggi
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@MollyJongFast @WhiteHouse Sorry Molly, this WH is too busy rebranding a virus to actually fight the virus today.
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@elonmusk @ByronYork @AP We aren't giving Zelensky cash, and we aren't having to fight Putin ourselves. The American military will spend with US corps (which means US jobs) to upgrade and replace the weapons and neuter a huge national security risk Win/Win/Win York know this, but won't admit it.
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@SollenbergerRC @followgoosehead It doesn't appear he works there any more.
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@SW_Crisis @kylegriffin1 Worse. They are trying to keep Trump safe at the cost of career FBI who do actually catch criminals and terrorists and keep us safe.
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7 years
@20committee If your admin can't book a hotel room, then there is zero chance your admin can handle Russia or North Korea. Dimwits.
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@greggnunziata There is quite a bit of basis in expecting her husband to recuse himself from Jan 6th related cases.
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@TheSBTC @SpeakerMcCarthy If you care about America you don't want public officials doing what he is very credibly accused of doing, and you sure don't want to return them to office. Time for you Trumpers to choose, him or America.
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4 months
Go ahead. Name one thing Cruz has brought back to Texas in 11 years in the senate. We will wait.
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Texas is blessed to have one of the best senators in the country. If not for the historic run of @realDonaldTrump , he might have been president in 2016. From his days as our Solicitor General to today, @tedcruz has been an exceptional public servant and has earned re-election.
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@Covfefethisahol @MLOwens1962 @vlynpowell @FoxNews Don't great orators talk in complete sentences?
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4 years
It has been 2,307 days since Trump first said he would release his tax returns if he ran for president. What is Trump hiding?
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Lindsey Graham
4 years
It’s been 72 hours since I released 11 years of state and federal tax returns and challenged @HarrisonJaime to do the same. Crickets. What is he hiding?
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@gibbler1968 @RdilipkCG @PaulETishen @Chris_nDC @tadboomer @Tillyrooter @FoxNews Sir. Aren't you yourself essentially calling her a politically motivated liar?
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@davekarr1111 I don't recall Trump doing anything to stop the storming of the capitol
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4 years
@charlie_savage Oh look @RepKinzinger . Confirming Intel the WH hid. How is this not another Benghazi?
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2 years
@RadioFreeTom Women everywhere: Idris Elba should absolutely be Bond.
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2 years
Oh honey. You should have picked another reference. MADD impacted sweeping legislation in the early 80s that has cut drunk driving deaths in half. There are penalties for underage drinking, overserving, and driving under the influence. Sellers are closely monitored & taxed.
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Anyone ever seen Pelosi or other dems push for alcohol to be banned to stop DWI deaths?
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@NeverTrumpTexan @NikkiHaley Apparently she's not so "proud" of Trump's foreign policy any more. Wasn't that just two days ago?
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The GOP doesn't want to solve for border issues, they want to keep it as a voting wedge. Example no 2,933,758
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Rep. Eric Burlison
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Either we shut down the border, or we shut down the government. It's time to take action, full stop.
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@JulianGi11 Guardians of the Children are helping the police, who didn't save the children while the free press is trying to help those families get answers.
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@Itsjoeco @BillMelugin_ [Checks profile. Sees guy lives 2100+ miles from the border. Nods head at complete lack of understanding of southern border realities.]
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4 years
@EvanMcMullin People concerned about Benghazi but not about ineptness in COVID19 amaze me.
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4 years
@AshaRangappa_ @IngrahamAngle Maybe.... Instead of dismissing early pandemic warning concerns as media irresponsibilty or Dem partisanship, Laura could have contributed to increased certainty and shortened disruptions by using her influence to prompt Trump to earlier action and more effective actions now
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@gibbler1968 @PaulETishen @Chris_nDC @tadboomer @Tillyrooter @FoxNews Corroboration by 30 sources means they independently verified pieces of the stories, not that they all stood around and watched.
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@SheaKitten @RubinReport Hard to say anything when you are on a ventilator
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@atrupar This James Comer?
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@SW_Crisis @kylegriffin1 I'm not sure who Nunes thinks he is fooling, but pretty sure it isn't Mueller or the FBI. Thank goodness.
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@sheLLbeLL_xo @realDonaldTrump Just in time for the next immigration budget shutdown. 🙄
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4 years
Since you aren't investigating Jared and Ivanka for cronyism WHILE IN THE WH, clearly you lie.
@LindseyGrahamSC
Lindsey Graham
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I love Joe Biden as a person but we are not going to give a pass to what is obviously a conflict of interest. I believe Hunter Biden’s association on the Burisma board doesn’t pass the smell test. If a Republican was in the same position, they’d certainly be investigated!
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@terrillluhman @LesleyJudge1 @IngrahamAngle @realDonaldTrump An innocent and honest POTUS would have nothing to fear.
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@WalshFreedom I'm a fan, but you have this dead wrong. As a Texan, I will vouch that what Trump did in office and what Abbott is doing now is entirely performative, zero actual defense, but absolutely making a bigger mess here for personal political gain.
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@DanCrenshawTX Texas was the first state to hit 1 million cases yesterday but your snarky response shows you flat don't care and don't have the insight leaders need to actually defend your fellow citizens from the problems Americans face.
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@LumenFidei4 @DineshDSouza @washingtonpost I've never seen disrespect for Christians or Christianity it WAPO.
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@Rockin2012Robin @markgongloff An 18 mo old and a 5yo detained and she justifies their complete ineptness & arrogance w/ "temporary"?
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What on the straight and narrow person regularly cycles through burner phones? #paxton
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Lawyer currently leading Texas attorney general’s office has been swept up in Ken Paxton's legal challenges
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@RdilipkCG @gibbler1968 @PaulETishen @Chris_nDC @tadboomer @Tillyrooter @FoxNews These women came forward knowing they would be viciously attacked by many. It is courageous and the timing makes sense.
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@SheriffClarke @jack . We need a category to report significantly misleading pandemic information like this.
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@horowitz39 Not a Dem. An Amerian who hates his disregard for the rule of law, his constant press bashing as if anyone helped, & lack of ownership.
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@KT_So_It_Goes @realDonaldTrump The Saudis didn't show at Normandy either but Trump just sent service members there. Wonder why?,
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@TweetTonyMac @ScottTParkinson We now know pro-life only extends until the stock market is impacted.
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@WatchChad @DarkSkynet Sell it elsewhere Chad. Those of us native Texans aren't scared of a few undocumented. If you aren't assimilated to how it is here yet, you are welcome to exit the state.
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What ethnicity is Kellyane?
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@TheRickWilson Using the term "Beta Male" is a tell to women everywhere.
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@BrettDoster @SteveSchmidtSES @TheRickWilson Rule of law Emoluments clause Not defending the US from Russian attacks. Zero planning for zero tolerance = cruelty to kids AntiNATO Job-killing tariffs Thanks but #StillWithRickW
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Why Ted Cruz and Rand Paul didn't have any symptoms ...
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New York Post
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Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study
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@GregAbbott_TX Should have been managing ercot before this week.
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Irony does not come in bigger sizes.
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Mexico closes US border in Arizona to stop July 4th visitors, citing COVID-19 fears
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@EggerDC @DavidPaulJenner There are an entire group of PPP recipient businesses that did not have revenue drops related to COVID. It is hard to argue those businesses' forgiveness wasn't a handout. For businesses severely suffering during COVID, like restaurants, the comparison IS horrible
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@TexasGOP @TexasTribune Texans didn't really need another reason to vote a straight Dem ticket this year, but props to you for giving us one.
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FTR THIS IS A TEXAN. If anyone thinks Texans aren't going to choose @KimOlsonTx over Trump's, whiny, uninformed, selfishly unpatriotic, incompetent victimhood, you don't know jack about the biggest red state.
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Kim Olson, a veteran, is running against Texas Republican Rep. Kenny Marchant in 2020. Merchant won in 2018 by just 3 points, @playbookplus notes. Olson says she's running because "this president is attacking everything we've fought for over the years."
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@TXAG This statement is obscenely inappropriate.
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@horowitz39 Looks pretty stupid to use unprincipled against anyone else when also talking about Trump. Come on.
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Totally stole this ... H/T @MissNepotism
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@GeraldoRivera @trumps_feed Geraldo, I suggest male commentators take a break from speaking on sexual harassment of women for a while.
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@Surabees @Twitter @jack @DonaldJTrumpJr No. Getting gassed and bashed by the federal govt for exercising your 1A rights is the biggest threat to free speech today.
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@MeetThePress @RepJasonCrow The @gop not checking Trump is how the GOP brought itself to this point. No one should fear for their family, but a vote against impeachment is a vote FOR sedition and domestic terrorism. They should resign if they can do their sworn duty.
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@aikomama @Cookie_Ladee @JudgeJeanine @GOP @POTUS After promising the moon on healthcare, Trump shows up w/nothing but a slogan. SMH.
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@SenatorRounds @JoeBiden What people say who have no policy or legislation solves to contribute. Also what people say when they don't care about death and injuries from guns violence. Also what people say who peraonallly profit from dividing the country NOT what any patriot would say.
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@RCamposDuffy @BenSasse @MittRomney @BillKristol @gtconway3d Are you high? Trump attempted a coup that left people dead, that makes NT absolutely correct about Trump.
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@T_Lee2323 @mmpadellan @HomeDepot It's a US stock exchange publicly owned company and was never owned by Japanese concerns. Marcus left the company in 2002 and owns no more stock. Seriously people. Ill-informed boycotts only hurt employees.
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@NYinLA2121 @Acyn 160 days after our first confirmed case........
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A) Merrick Garland isn't a member of any grand jury; HE can't indict anyone B) Trump wasn't president when Rs pulled the won't nominate Garland stunt. C) I see you @TedCruz wishy-washying yourself around addressing credible, serious changes of Trump's.
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Cruz: Mark my words, I believe Garland will indict Donald Trump. He wants to indict Trump because he hates Trump. He’s angry that he wasn’t confirmed to the Supreme Court
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Reminder: US oil production is at an all-time high under the Biden administration.
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John Huffman
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God has blessed Texas with incredible natural resources. But when DC bureaucrats stand in the way of oil and gas production and new nuclear investment, those natural resources go unused. And this is what we get. Time to get the bureaucrats out of the way.
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@jk_rowling What curse was just put on Trump?
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@gibbler1968 @PaulETishen @Chris_nDC @tadboomer @Tillyrooter @FoxNews No one talked to 30 sources doing a story about his Ten Commandments claim. Have you read it?
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@DanPatrick Doubling down with wildly out of context claims? Texans don't need spin, we need governance. And we aren't getting it.
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4 years
@MarieMoret9 @JackMa @getongab Better check the labels hon. Where do you think the ones you would use are made? Sheesh ...
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@ChicaHumanStock The county judge literally said he doesn't know how they are going to hold elections.
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3 years
Anybody know what THIS critter is (or what planet it comes from)?
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@NickMiroff @AshleyRParker @WaPoSean @tylerpager Ah. I see you people think Biden should have come in with a magic wand to fix the monstrous mess Trump left which included a certain surge as soon as he left office. Unreasonable rhetoric like this is exactly why America never solves this problem.
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@JennaEllisEsq @McConaughey How exactly would responsible gun owners be "punished" by anything he proposed today?
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@SarahPalinUSA This guy has no love for America and I can't trust him. Seems like people are putting partisanship politics ahead of country.
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2 years
As a Texan, I can confirm few things have been less Texan than that abomination of a platform the state GOP approved last week.
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@JohnCornyn #OhNoHeDidnt . Have you even once called out Trump for HIS false, nasty, vulgar, personal, uncivil verbal abuse of career public servant in FBI/DOJ/USIC or State?
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@GregAbbott_TX Oh no Greg. You own this. No blaming Beto for the precedent you set and fought for.
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@JasonSCampbell Throw out the Constitution to protect the Constitution isn't a very good argunent @TomFitton .
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3 years
So the Biden admin saved 238 million Americans? Wow!
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@SonsOfMontesQ @DonaldJTrumpJr This ain't a Biden flag hon. These absolutely ARE Trumpers
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Trump is as Texan as peas in guacamole.
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Jody Dean (dfwjodydean.bsky.social)
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“My God, is it possible all the people have gone mad?” - Sam Houston
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For anybody still needing proof @realDonaldTrump doesn't care about the forgotten man, here it is.
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Trump admin halts Bill Gates coronavirus testing program that helped diagnose missed cases
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Somebody should tell @BetoORourke @ccano1971 before he comes to town next week.
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@HKronberg @quorumreport Apply online Texans. And do it by January 31st.
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@ChrisCJackson @bopbottle @chrislhayes Trade deficits don't add to the federal debt. NATO members don't pay dues or owe us money. Nambia isn't a real place. Forgot an 11000 troop base in Qatar. Smart isn't my bet.
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6 years
King Lear went mad and was swayed by continual flattery. Sometimes you gotta feel for the level of stupid.
@mmfa
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Fox & Friends guest: Donald Trump is "like King Lear, a man more sinned against than sinning"
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Good Hurricane Twitter @20committee
@fbcoem
Fort Bend County Office of HS&EM
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Kitty snuck his way into our building today & made himself comfy on a box. Harvey is now giving snuggles & purrs to anyone he can find!
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@JaxMaCack @CELB2000 @SocialPowerOne1 Texans will pick Willie over Cruz every day and twice on Sunday.
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@Cernovich Trump got himself into the special counsel mess. Failing to admit Russia interfered, messing with Flynn investigation & firing Comey.
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@cuffbalboa @KyleBiedermann Ia the Texas GOP holding a "which elected R can embarass the state the most" contest today?
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@TheRickWilson Thank God for local and state responders doing an amazing job.
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@airforcevet_mom @JeremySWallace @GovAbbott No. He only handles fictional problems.
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