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@ChrisCJackson
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Won’t be posting as much on here due to the [gestures at everything]. Find me on the Good Site.
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Before 2020 arrives I guess it’s appropriate to post the best video of the damn decade.
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Just vote against Trump one more time and we’re finished with him. I know you’re tired. I’m tired. We’re all tired.
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BERNIE RALLIES: cancelled. BIDEN RALLIES: cancelled. TRUMP RALLIES: “We love shaking hands then touching our faces don’t we folks? The media hates it but we love it.”.
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A good rule of thumb for politics (and life): the person Indiana Jones is punching is the bad guy.
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This motherfucker bragged about winning Missouri while I was helping the Coast Guard load seniors into helicopters.
I will also be going to a wonderful state, Missouri, that I won by a lot in '16. Dem C.M. is opposed to big tax cuts. Republican will win S!.
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TRUMP: My political opponents should face a firing squad. HARRIS: Here’s my sixteen-point plan to directly target middle class families and help them succeed. NEW YORK TIMES: Both candidates trade barbs in the final week of the race.
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Ted Cruz will defend Goya beans but not his wife.
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The greatest democracy the world has ever seen ended in the name of a reality TV game show host because one political party went insane from a black guy being elected President.
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Why the NFL dumped Colin Kaepernick but won’t do squat to Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker
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REPUBLICANS: Northam is a racist! He must go!.DEMOCRATS: Agreed! All racists must immediately resign from political office!!.REPUBLICANS: wait-.DEMOCRATS: Every single racist needs to be expelled from society and shunned by their family and friends!.REPUBLICANS: stop.
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Texas is in the news again. Time to update the meme.
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Where’s your mom buried.
Totally normal to greet your wife with a firm handshake and a bro hug/back slap. Tim Walz isn't weird at all, guys 🤣🤣🤣.
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The Inflation Reduction Act, which capped the cost of insulin at $35 a month for Medicare patients, was signed in 2022. Trump was famously not President in 2022. All he does is fucking lie, about everything.
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You can’t kill 50 people in two minutes with a rock, you fucking idiot.
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On CNN, Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) accuses Democrats of engaging in name-calling and schoolyard bullying in campaign.
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Donald Trump grifted his supporters out of $3,000,000 to give Joe Biden 132 more votes in Wisconsin.
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You might want to sit down for this, Lara.
Lara Trump: If you cheat in an election, we'll find you. We will track you down. We will prosecute you…
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Trump tells Time he's not sure he can get the price of groceries down:. "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.".
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When Nikki Haley says the Civil War was caused by the “government interfering in people’s freedom”
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Getting into the Uber after my ninth Old Fashioned
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If it was confirmed a Democrat was literally flying Jeff Epstein’s plane approximately 15 million conspiracy theorists would immediately spontaneously combust.
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein’s old jet gets new life in Trump campaign | Miami Herald
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Charlie Kirk has been tweeting about why he’s done watching the NBA for seven years.
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Go fuck yourself, you fucking piece of shit.
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If the Democrats really can control the weather that’s impressive as fuck and worth my vote.
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Of course Matt Gaetz is all of a sudden fine with the Speaker vote once it turns 15.
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He’s going to inherit another booming economy and immediately start taking credit for record unemployment and stock market gains. After a full year of calling it the worst in the world. And he’ll crash it all over again and leave the mess for a Democrat to clean up, again.
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[Trump says he knows Ghislaine Maxwell and wishes her the best]. QAnon: whatever that means nothing. [Tom Hanks posts a picture of a shoe or Katy Perry uses the pizza emoji]. QAnon: THIS IS A SYMBOL ASSOCIATED WITH SATAN WORSHIPPERS AND PROOF OF BABY EATING.
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These are the same people who chant “U.S.A.” and pretend to care about the National Anthem. Fuck every one of these hypocrites.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene attempting to read all 14 pages of the Green New Deal
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IVANKA: it’s important to believe women when they make credible accusations of sexual harassment by powerful men .ALSO IVANKA: except for my dad.
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Anyone who votes for this guy is a piece of shit. Full stop.
Trump on a woman who accused him of sexual assault: “She would not have been the chosen one”
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I had no idea who Howard Schultz was three days ago and now I hate his guts. That’s pretty impressive efficiency.
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Things USA cannot spend $314M on:.• meals on wheels.• Flint water pipes.• homeless veterans.• PBS. Things USA can spend $314M on:.• a bomb.
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Clarence Thomas after overruling the State of Colorado
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At least Kelly Sadler only joked about John McCain dying of cancer. If she said something about his eye shadow the White House would have been pissed.
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The only controversy about Biden saying 10-15% of Americans are bad people is he’s way too low in his estimate. The Trump base is at least 35%. Fuck every single one of them.
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Jake Tapper when he sees the Obamas at a concert
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Trump just claimed he was down in the rubble with First Responders on 9/11. What he was actually doing was bragging about now having the tallest building in Manhattan while over 3,000 of his fellow New Yorkers were dead or dying.
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Josh Brolin wields Infinity Gauntlet in new 'Avengers' movie despite advocating against mass genocide
Jamie Lee Curtis wields firearms in new 'Halloween' movie despite advocating for gun control
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Just think of it: We could finally be done with this fucking guy in 48 hours.
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He is the stupidest person to ever enter American politics, by far.
Trump: I'm not sure that I've ever even heard of a Category Five hurricane. I don't know that I've ever even heard the term
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REPUBLICANS: We should stop importing Russian oil, for Ukraine. BIDEN: okay. REPUBLICANS: LOOK AT THESE GAS PRICES. THANKS A LOT, BRANDON.
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Trump’s teleprompters go out and he just stands there for a full minute in complete silence, completely paralyzed without them. This would have led every news network in the country if it happened to Biden.
Trump starts playing QAnon music during his bizarre slur-filled NRA speech
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Or maybe it’s because their owner is a right wing freak that everyone hates
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The unbelievable audacity to say you believe in “empathy for all�� days after you said your child was dead to you because they were trans.
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These days you really appreciate Barack Obama's ability to run a country without a goddamned shitstorm every five fucking minutes.
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@realDonaldTrump I thought Mexico was paying for the Wall. There was a chant and everything.
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You’re recorded on tape attempting to pressure Michigan officials into overturning the 2020 election. Shut the fuck up.
Democrat election interference, just like we saw in Colorado. State officials do not get to decide who the American people cast their vote for. We look forward to helping fight this legal battle in the US Supreme Court.
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Again, the fact this man is treated as just another normal candidate is fucking insane.
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@InternetHippo It’s very funny how their main line of attack right now is “where is Biden why isn’t Kamala taking questions” while Trump is too scared to do rallies outside.
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I think the thing that pisses me off the most is schmucks like Ted Cruz, John Cornyn and Dan Crenshaw will continue posting culture war bullshit instead trying to help constituents freezing in their homes because the GOP base values triggering libs more than their own lives.
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"I'm sure you'll be able to repeal it on your 128th try, you fucking dipsh-"
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I hope they impeach Trump over falsifying a National Weather Service forecast (18 U.S. Code § 2074) just so the dumbest administration in our history could be ended for the dumbest fucking reason imaginable.
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Iowa voters
Maybe Iowa just really likes Black presidential candidates.
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@SheRatesDogs Any guy who texts “Interesting.” should just be fired into the sun at this point.
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@umichvoter If 70% are voting to protect abortion rights while 50% still support Trump then just write off Florida and put the money in the Sun Belt states.
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By the way, @Stallone just locked his account after deleting this tweet urging violence against a kid who survived a school shooting. In case you’re wondering who the pussy is.
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@PARISDENNARD @IvankaTrump It's simple, @AOC got more votes than her opponent. Maybe Trump should try it sometime.
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watching Big Gretch speak for the first time
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@paleofuture I counted at least 15 cops standing around doing nothing while 19 kids were massacred in their classroom.
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"scheduling issues" = finding out John Lewis has his own section there
UPDATE: Trump no longer to visit National African American Museum on MLK Day due to scheduling issues, transition officials tell @ABC.
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Saying this now: I will have zero sympathy for anyone pushing ACA repeal just to "trigger libs" who later find out they were on Obamacare.
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Pouring a tall whiskey for the 600,000 residents of Milwaukee who were forced to wait hours in line at all of their FIVE polling locations during a global pandemic so that they could tell the Wisconsin GOP to go fuck themselves.
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@Titans_Truths It’s depressing people as stupid as you exist. You’re taking up valuable oxygen.
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Conservatives out here taking pictures of @AOC having dinner and walking down the hallway. They are so obsessed.
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I honest had no clue Trump had dentures and can’t stop laughing.
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