Wife: “Please don’t get all political at dinner.” Me: “Don’t worry babe. I won’t.” Me: *three drinks later*

@Jordanfabian All you retards do is lie

Marxists love to lecture about “imagining the future” because the actual future their ideas produced is the one thing they cannot look at without destroying their own argument. They say liberation means not clinging to the past, yet their entire worldview depends on pretending

@MikeLevin False information. The ACA was entirely conceived of, and passed by Democrats with Republican resistance. The current subsides and their expiration date was put in place entirely by Democrats. The entire US health care structure was built by Democrats while Republicans warned of

Cooties. We’ve all believed in them of course, most of us “grow out of it”… but my guest today says that we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss the rumors, that his research suggests that girls DO have cooties, and you’ll never guess who he says is behind the push to cover them up

@Breaking911

My goodness this is a hard but necessary watch. Do it. The trans lie.

I find endless amusment watching democrats go nuts over trump tearing down a glorified office building screaming "HiSTory Is Being WipEd Out!!" .. while dragging statues of the founding fathers down because they are a bunch of evil white men ..

A reminder that Roe v Wade was overturned and the communists at the DOJ were so mad about it, they dug up an old law and sent the FBI out to arrest pro-lifers. One of the most evil things ever done in this country. This guy had no problem with it.

This dot is not tiny. This dot is 6,000 square miles, which falls short of the usual figure of 10,000 square miles of solar panels to power the US. 10,000 square miles is two Greater Los Angeles areas, all the way from Thousand Oaks to San Clemente, from Moreno Valley to the

Welp, I’ve deleted all my family members. Some of those cousins were kind of a loss, but I am COMMITTED to No Kins Day and these are the sacrifices we have to make. Wait a second, I’m being handed a note.

One of the bravest people alive who exposes the truth about Hamas and so called Palestinians

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha oh this is going to be amazing. I can’t wait for ProudAmericaTrueBloodPatriot83748292 to have his account based in Pakistan.

@MirabelTweets1 This is literally in the cease-fire agreement:

Hasan Piker when his dog takes too long to roll over

Hasan Piker asking his dog if it wants a treat

LMAO I can’t

George Floyd was of no use at all to the left until he was dead, and Charlie Kirk was killed precisely because he was of use to the right while he was alive.

Hay… remember when people said taking the Covid vaccine was against their religious beliefs and Biden dishonorably discharged them? Yeah good luck mother fuckers.

What do we want? Restore US manufacturing! How we gonna do it? Force a shrinking US manufacturing industry to pay import taxes to the feds, and then re-route the money to soy farmers!