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Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈
Nestled in my den of Liberty
Joined May 2018
I’ve said this before and I will say it again: If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.
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Internet drama videos are my favorite when I need a break from Twitter. I kinda love watching the worst people get dragged for lying.
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That’s…very much not the message of the Bible.
What is the most influential self-help book, the Bible?
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Promises promises
The Gulf Stream is near collapse, scientists warn — inviting a new ice age and rising sea levels https://t.co/mtZqDdQwce
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Oh gosh, i ate both halves of what I think was a one pound burrito. Oh gosh. Oh. Chat am I cooked?
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Happy Veterans Day to all my Veteran friends, family, frenemies, enemies, and rivals on here! Today we honor your sacrifices to defend our nation, even when — especially when — we don’t deserve it. Today is not a day for politics or platitudes, but for gratitude. 🫡 Thank you.
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Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that... ... Fan-cy Feast...
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Can you imagine a freighter full of pico de gallo and Monterey Jack sinking and the people of the upper Midwest forced to continuing eating fish boils.
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Whitefish Point, MI had a good museum exhibit about the Edmund Fitzgerald. What I had forgotten was all the taco ingredients that went down with the ship. 🥺
It was 50 years ago today the Edmund Fitzgerald set out on her doomed trek across Lake Superior. Slide through our detailed images looking back at her final voyage. 🛎️🛎️
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Walked all over church and out to the car looking for my phone b/c it wasn’t in my purse. Got back to the pew and saw it peeking out between the Missal and the bulletin. 😖😖
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Tonight’s #MugOfTheDay was a gift when a former church did a logo rebrand [logo hidden for privacy]. Just a basic, sturdy little mug with a very simple, pleasant shape. But it looks good with the hot chocolate, whipped cream, and friendly marshmallow. #MugShot
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Gonna reward myself with a brownie when I finish this manuscript.
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Things we've learned on Twitter today. You can't make everyone happy, you're not a medium-rare ribeye.
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AND NOW MY CHANGES ARE BACK?? WHAT EVEN THE HELL, MICROSOFT.
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And I'm off the road now, so you're all on your own.
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Stay safe out there, homies. Everyone on the road today except me is a drooling Neanderthal.
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Very strong Franz Joseph features.
Portrait of Archduchess Gisela of Austria, daughter of Empress Elisabeth of Austria. Photographed in the 1870s.
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