I’ve said this before and I will say it again: If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.

I didn't get into makeup until after I had finally reached a place where I have accepted my eyebrows and am happy with them. They're just me. I've accepted it. But I tell you, if I had known in my teens and 20s that they made things like brow gels, I'd have bought them all.

Game by the numbers Kalshi volume: $26.6m Spit ejections: 1 Rizzler commercials: 1 Weather delays: 1 AJ Brown catches: 1

The right hand is shaken by this knowledge especially since the right hand was given work tasks recently that more directly fall to the left hand's authority and vital function.

I'm shocked, shocked to find out there's portions of my organization where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing, but also up until a throw-away comment at the end of a meeting about a different subject, the right hand didn't know the left hand existed.

Re-xeeting a naval history thread from last year.

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Today started earlier than usual. It was long and full of phone calls, so I will be reading and not writing this afternoon. I will take no questions at this time.

Currently repping the world’s sorest quads.

SIKE, this is an NFL graph, ya noobs. https://t.co/K4F8CAB1M0

Trump’s tariffs are KILLING our economy!!!1!!

Thoughts and prayers for our teenager who just discovered that doing laundry includes folding it. — It’s important that they learn this step so that they can then feel guilty about not doing it when the clean laundry gets tossed from the dryer to the chair in the future.

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Sitting at my laptop caffeinating and revising my manuscript chapters. #amwriting

I made it! Now for my gummy.

At the doc’s office for fasting blood work. Over/under on whether I will faint.

Like, if the teacups are in the cabinet over the dishwasher and the beer stein’s cabinet is over the counter, how did they meet? Did someone put one of them in the wrong place — well, considering teenagers empty the dishwasher, that would be a yes.

“Beer Stein marries Tea Cup 20 years his junior.” Why does the age gap matter. It doesn’t. There are so many other interesting things about people than the difference in ages.

Can we stop making the age gap the key part of these headlines…or stories. If they started dating after she was 18, it doesn’t matter.

Those days when the first email you see sends you into a blinding rage. My boss heard my yell of frustration through the wall and his closed door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Event after work. I was one of the last two to leave to close up which means I started the day with cleaning the work kitchen and ended it with cleaning the work kitchen. I am so done with this day.

I don’t particularly like this either, but some people wanted to eff up a high-trust society when it came to immigration and Covid, and now we all get to have the measles.

Here’s how this system works at schools: American parents must jump thru hoops to get exemptions from vaccine mandates. Kids of illegals won’t even be asked for vax papers. Not crying over the fact that some decided the only cure for the rot in this system is to burn it down.