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@ai_ctrl
if you wanna chat about that 👀
Walking in the middle of Hampstead Heath, an American guy came up to me and said “hey, how do I get out of here?”, I said “well, that depends where you need to go”, and he looked at me like I was some fucking Alice in Wonderland character
She’s the female equivalent of Robert Pattinson vis-a-vis ‘this ethereally hot person is completely insane, how delightful’, someone should put them in a film together where they’re just unbelievably beautiful and totally berserk for a good hour and a half
Tweets like “gentle reminder that mental illness makes you sad sometimes, and sometimes it makes you quite anxious. But mental illness does NOT [lists common traits of mania and schizophrenia]”
Decided to look up the leaderboard of this running thing you can do on the Strava running app and the number one ranked guy is just running around for the same square every single day for about 6 hours
EXCL: Kemi Badenoch is a member of a Tory WhatsApp group called “Evil Plotters” despite telling party rebels to “stop messing around” and get behind Rishi Sunak.
Always feel like very spicy food is good for me, in the same way I feel freezing cold showers and long runs are good for me – if I am suffering, there must be some sort of meaning to this. I was raised Catholic, if that helps
You follow this guy for long enough and it becomes more believable when you’re watching a film where the seventieth anonymous henchman still goes up against the protagonist who just killed 12 henchmen in 10 seconds with his legs
Barbie could be a nuclear physicist but Robert Oppenheimer couldn’t overwhelmingly influence the self-image and aesthetic aspirations of multiple generations of young girls
Fascinated by those magazines you see in supermarkets called like ‘Take a Break!’ and ‘That’s Life!’ where they have these happy bright fonts and 7 headlines that all describe the kind of story that a Doestoevsky character tells another to try to make them stop believing in God
Think of Paddington saying “oh dear” all the time too…if you wanna write for kids and truly connect with them, you have to tune into how they’re all already constantly at least low-stressed about the whole thing of being alive
It’d be a pity to waste this viral tweet so in the spirit of selling something namely myself sign up for a free trial of my patreon - some eps are free altogether. It’s 90 percent mayo content.
Btw everyone earlier today I was running through Hampstead and got caught in that situation where you almost run into someone who’s walking in the middle of the path and you’re switching from side to side to see who’ll pass who and I looked at his face and it was Nicholas Hoult
I go on about this and I’m sorry for that, but the other thing with Bully XLs is that their owners are like “they’re so cute and sweet!” and you see them and they look like a mix between a particularly evil orc and one of those intense close-ups on SpongeBob Squarepants
It is humiliating that none of us know how to do the Monster Mash. They did not explain it in the song. Everyone involved is dead, and the knowledge has died with them. It’s akin to losing Aristotle’s Poetics II in the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
No need to engage too much with any discourse, just stating that I saw some people I follow like this and I’ve unfollowed them. If you’re wondering why, it’s because of that. It’s because you’re evil
(I now think the reason this song has taken us by storm is only partly because of the 90s Europop pastiche element, but mainly because Twitter loves a slightly weird and wrong sentence, and this is a collection of slightly weird and wrong sentences)
Something that struck me as a teenager about British culture is that the most unabashedly intellectual musicians – The Fall, The Smiths, Manic Street Preachers, Joy Division, etc. – were from proper working class backgrounds, while vacuous pop acts came out of private education
Since people are having a go at Stephen Fry, I just want to add that I have a specific grudge against him for 1) being one of those very condescending atheist guys 2) this clip where he says that Ulysses is his favourite novel because of the last 3 words, which he then misquotes
Americans on here do not understand two things about the UK: Mr. Brightside is for some reason our most popular song, much more popular than in the USA; and we’re actually really used to spicy food, we eat it a lot, we’re big into curry
I once worked in a bookshop that had ‘The Bear’ vibes. WE’RE OUT OF THE NEW ATWOOD, SOMEONE RUN TO THE STOCKROOM AND GET SOME FUCKING ATWOOD, and that sort of thing. I remember coworkers crying from stress at lunch. I am being completely and utterly serious.
I started and am enjoying The Bear but if I showed up to work somewhere and the staff were all behaving like that I would leave after probably half an hour.
Paxman’s violent condescension towards people who didn’t know the most minute esoterica about the Byzantine Empire was a valuable public service in knocking nerds down a peg or two. His replacement will be normal, encouraging and impressed, and it’ll unleash untold narcissism.
Prince Will’s wife going missing has staggering Haruki Murakami protagonist vibes. He should start listening to jazz, talking to cats, hide down a well for a few days, maybe fuck a ghost, see if that solves anything.
@racheledini1
I don’t think he ever attacks civilians! He’ll only ever go after someone for being a dick, not just for being badly dressed in whatever way
It was a queer, sultry summer, the kind of summer that makes you long for it to be less queer and less sultry, the summer they executed the Rosenbergs, the kind of execution that makes you long for them to execute less Rosenbergs,
You are not “depressed” because of “capitalism”, you are melancholy because your humours are misbalanced in the direction of an excess of black bile, and you are much in need of leeching
Important to block people who come into my replies and try to dismiss Shakespeare. Tolstoy came across as a fucking idiot when he tried it and he wrote Anna Karenina whereas you have 4 followers.
What’s your 🚩 on a first date? Mine’s when they want to know where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, to tell the truth.
“Anyone else plotting against Rishi 😳?”
you have been kicked from Evil Plotters chat
You have been added to Evil Plotters chat (secret) [there are 348 MPs in this chat]
A few people have replied saying this guy’s just blocked them and I’ve followed his lead and just blocked them. Presumably he just blocks people for the same reason I do – because they’re boring or irritating (which are really the same thing on here!)
There’s a mission creep that’s following around the increasing normalisation of the r-word and autistic as a pejorative, and I don’t care how many layers of flat-affect irony it’s under, I can’t accept that.
The best advice I’ve got for handling my mental health stuff has probably come from
@hubermanlab
and then
@jonkabatzinn
@Theholisticpsyc
and The Body Keeps the Score. 20 min mindfulness meditation and cold showers every morning + 45 min run every other day.
The thing with the Belle and Sebastian lyric “she was into S&M and Bible studies, not everybody’s cup of tea” is that there’re now like 30 high-follower accounts who’s whole deal is constantly letting everyone know that that is exactly their cup of tea
Just thought I’d throw that out there what with the attention this is getting from other people going through it and that. Yoga is also very very good. Try Yoga With Adriene on YouTube.
I was recently at a party where a woman said “Rory, come over here” and I was summoned into a circle of women and she then said “Rory, we’ve all been discussing you, and we’ve decided you’re not as tall as you say you are on Hinge”
So I’ll add that my older brother who is severely mentally disabled with non-verbal autism can be physically aggressive at times during severe emotional episodes, and it can be very challenging. But he can’t just be permanently locked away from the people who love him.
No need to engage too much with any discourse, just stating that I saw some people I follow like this and I’ve unfollowed them. If you’re wondering why, it’s because of that. It’s because you’re evil
Brian Cox wins, angrily stomps up to the stage to the Succession violins as camera zoom in on Kieran Culkin crying and Jeremy Strong visibly having a mental breakdown
Was in Hampstead Heath with my family earlier and my brother said “look, it’s Gollum”, and I was expecting to see some grey freak ambling along in just a loincloth but then it turned out it was Andy Serkis, which was disappointing
@biggestjoel
It’s amazing how many people are trying to argue with you on this when the creators are pretty upfront about being conservative-libertarian