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Midlife crisis nomad just traveling around before the world ends. American, part-time Eurotrash. Like beef? use the link below to save 20%
Brescia, Lombardy - Golden, CO
Joined September 2018
I've been complaining about insomnia for years. I can't fall asleep at night, and when I do, the slightest change or noise wakes me up. I've had problems with every single sleep aid, prescription, or not. Honestly, it was ruining my life. From Ambien making me sleep walk, to
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My friend was showing me a girl he matched with on a dating site. I see his profile... He said his name was Conan, like the barbarian. Bro, your name is literally Stewart.
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Man, these guys are real jerks.
#EXCLUSIVE: An Afghan national was arrested on Tuesday after posting a video of himself on TikTok indicating he was building a bomb with an intended target of the Fort Worth area, according to DHS. Court records show Mohammad Dawood Alokozay is charged with making a terroristic
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Wow, it seems like blocking vehicles while having a physical disability is actually a bad idea.
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She's perfect. I hope she called him a dork for wearing them before she broke them.
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Americanizing hot pot and Korean BBQ was genius. Make idiots pay to cook their own food while paying 3x as much as it would cost at home. Brilliant.
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If you follow through with deportations, you can have a little regime change disguised as a drug war as a treat, Mr. President. But you have to finish your supper before dessert.
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Look, if your eggs are any more done than this, you don't deserve eggs. When you pierce them, egg lava should flow out. Ignore the stuffing and cranberry, I'm trying to get through leftovers.
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Man, Trump is a tyrant! I can't believe he had the National Guard stationed in *squints* the nation. That's why it's his fault that they were shot by an Afghan national.
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Ok, but why is she opening them with a knife? Was she planning on doing that during dinner? No can opener? The cranberry sauce being water was the least of her problems.
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How does remigration mean ethnic cleansing? Everything is genocide to these people. It means deportation back to where people came from. Taking a living person and moving that person to a different country alive is not ethnic cleansing.
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Israel told us no more Somalis and Afghans.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 TRUMP ANNOUNCES COMPLETE ISRAELI TAKE OVER OF THE IMMIGRATION AND VISA SYSTEM Buried without sweeping promises on immigration are promises to deport and ban anyone who is critical of Israel. Randy Fine has expressed euphoria at this move. Many will overlook
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It was a mistake cooking a second turkey and batch of stuffing. I'm going to start making turkey noises.
I wait all year for this day. Leftover turkey sandwiches. It's 8 a.m., and I just made two. Canadian white bread, both sides with mayo. Turkey, sausage stuffing, salt, pepper, whole berry cranberry sauce. You can do it hot with gravy, but I prefer everything cold usually. I
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