My bf application is now live - This is a highly selective application for the role of Boyfriend. Due to overwhelming demand (and an underwhelming dating pool), all candidates must now complete this brief competency evaluation. This quiz will assess basic skills like honesty,

“May I meet you” is not a complete thought “May I meet you for… dinner a drink (fill in blank) is better Having a plan or a solution is increasingly more attractive to most women.

Men: Have you ever gone through a woman’s phone? (No liars)

I’m no longer engaging with people that I’m not interested in. PROGRESSSSSS It’s ok to not reply to people (unless you’re a boy who’s texting me, if you don’t reply you go to JAIL.

At what point did “let me tell you about my dog” become flirting? Is it a red flag that I don’t care? I really don’t care. I don’t need another bitch’s hair all over my man (possessive queen)

I was sort of seeing this insane man (long story), had to block him. Every few days he texts me off a new number… feel free to send him a text so he stops!!!!! Xoxo Work smarter, not harder

Pretty sure I just got a pep talk from a 19 year old (shooters shoot 😤😤)

“May I meet you” would work on me, but that’s because I like autists

Thank god I post my every thought instead of saying it out loud now! I ❤️ X

Happy place 🖤 (Sry that was rlly gay I just love beach days)

Make children shut the fuck up again

We’re so back

Literally impossible for me to “be more cringe” Just say what you’re thinking/be honest/don’t play games - we don’t have to rebrand everything smh

The hottest thing a guy can do is make a plan and stick to it. Doesn't even matter what it is. If you can't commit to a plan you probably are incapable of committing to a woman The bar is literally “make a plan and stick to it.”

Living in my friends apt while he’s away

I’m bored do I fly to Miami tn (re crash out)

This is why dating apps and these “boyfriend applications” are a joke. Girls like my friend Raquel here don’t actually want 1,256 options, they want proof they still have power. It’s not about finding a man. It’s about numbing the fact that the only guy they want won’t text

A boy cancelled on me AFTER I washed my hair - crash out incoming

1256 responses and I STILL can’t get a text back smh