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@TopherPatt

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former stay at home dad with music opinions.

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@TopherPatt
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Usher has 9 number one hits. Not just R&B. A halftime show with guest appearances from Lil Jon, Ludacris, will. I .am, Pittbull, Chris Brown, and Alicia Keys. He could also do this without them lol Here’s an infographic and playlist for research.
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I know y’all think Usher should perform the next SB but I don’t think he has enough pop/hip-hop hits. 🫤
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@TopherPatt
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Hey man. Pay these niggas whatever they want.
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Rihanna bout to announce Fenty Sports. Y’all not getting no album.
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He prolly tore her ass up at the LaQuinta after this
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I seen this nigga in real life in Atlanta. The music is in his headphones so it’s quiet the whole time he’s doing all of this.
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Been taking art classes... What y’all think??? Not too bad if you ask me...😎💯
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@TopherPatt
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That’s how I know they don’t travel for real. There’s nothing anyone could say to me in or near an airport to get me put on the no fly list
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@TopherPatt
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The amount of work that this takes... to be awful.
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Everything Georgia
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Georgia Department of Transportation placed giant rocks under I-20 and I-85 to prevent homeless people from setting up tents. 👎😓❄️ 📽️ @cbs46
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My boy got a black barber. I know y’all see that line 📐💈
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@TopherPatt
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This is the greatest performance in Netflix history.
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@TopherPatt
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Buddy got his house key round his neck on the lanyard his momma gave him. This is historically accurate across the board.
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All the Gangstas were Dancers back in the day 😂😂😂
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That man don’t care about nothing but bars 😂😂😂. Love that for him.
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Team DREAMVILLE
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J. Cole performed in sweatpants and Crocs A legend 😭
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@TopherPatt
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Put Ari Lennox on Sesame Street when the letter of the day is ‘E’
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@TopherPatt
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All you need now is a bubble bath and a Blackberry while you deliver surface level wisdom
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I shaved my beard
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Ladies only. What’s the male equivalent to one of those Live, Love, Laugh signs?
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Twitter makes it clear why niggas get they girls took. Y’all don’t buy flowers, eat coochie, or pump gas. The simple things
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Jay-Z wild as hell. Imagine giving that speech at the Grammys about album of the year and the whole time you know Beyonce is sitting on THIS album.
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6lack would like a word.
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Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳
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Lil Baby really one of them ones.
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Your mother’s lied to you about how to get a husband and that’s why you’re mad at Chloe; because your ‘modesty’ hasn’t yielded you anything.
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I used to wonder how cults worked but the more I just watch people use the internet, the more clarity I have. Most people just want community and validation no matter the price or what it looks like
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@ChloeAmore That’s what makes it that much more terrifying. Because this big nigga just stars taking up space and all you hear is shoe squeaks.
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@TopherPatt
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Aht aht. We didn’t forget.
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Ice Cube
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Showing up for work asking, “What happened to the last Secuity guards?”
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@TopherPatt
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Hey. Inflation is moving faster than anything else. Get your pride out the way and consider doing whatever you can for you and your family. If you need co-live or get an extra job, do that. This shit is getting uglier by the day.
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The only men out rapping Lupe either play flutes or do late night television.
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Hold on now —
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@stanzipotenza
Stanzi 🇵🇸
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not one white person has ever pulled off a black hairstyle
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@TopherPatt
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Ari might the funniest R&B singer we’ve ever seen.
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Not the helmet!!! Only Ari Lennox! I love her soooo much!! 😭😭👏🏾
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What does a woman deserve if she works 8 hours?
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This nigga genes stronger than a Carhartt jacket.
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I’d be livid if I was a kid and had to hoop against Bron and Melo’s sons 😒😒😒
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Bryce James & Kiyan Anthony teamed up and got the win in Vegas @lvbigtime
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Man Ray was only like 3 years older than Quincy. It was really just Euphoria with trumpets.
I forgot Quincy Jones said that Ray Charles introduced him to heroin at 15 but he quit using it after he fell down five flights of stairs. Ray needed his ass beat lmao because WHAT
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@Matt_gabe_walk Hey don’t hit these buildings or land in the water and go through all these clouds. Seems WILD
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They are like reverse Ques. Like same color and volume but opposite ideals. The Omega multiverse
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Bella Noches ♍️
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Getting flamed by a group of Hebrew Israelites is CRAZY 😂😂😂
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Wait. Is rizz short for charisma???
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David Ruffin was so petty, he came up with four headed mic idea to optimize niggas backing him up 😂😂😂
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Sorry to tell you internet niggas but, that Bongos record works in real life.
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John Legend’s debut album is one of the best debut albums in R&B history. Not up for discussion.
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Unsampling someone is some powerful shit. Sends a really strong message because the sample is already paid for.
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Austin, TX is 1000% white Atlanta.
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Niggas talking about they disappointed in Cole but won’t even type an email when they boss disrespects them.
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Ludacris got a top 5 rap career out of Atlanta.
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Future is truly one of the most important figures in black music, ever. His name belongs beside Duke Ellington and Smokey Robinson.
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The internet tricked y’all into thinking that all hobbies need to be monetized. Now you’re depressed because your novice baking company isn’t making thousands of dollars despite spending your savings on a Squarespace website that someone scammed you out of and SEO consultations.
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I think it’s time we hear Jolene out. @jsullivanmusic you’re up.
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It’s over. That sandwich literally says, it’s over. Stop fighting and start figuring out what kinda ring she want.
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So I Aint Fresh???
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Man I haven’t ate fast food since I met this woman she tryna get me 😭😭😭
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Prolly could have phrased this a little better…
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J. Cole sliding on JID’s and Kenny Mason’s Stick🔥🔥
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Don’t ever leave Andre 3000 out of any conversation about the greatest.
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Black people have influence, not power.
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He’s certainly in a “monogamous” long term relationship.
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BET literally had all of those things and y’all didn’t watch.
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Hey. If you really don’t want kids, get a vasectomy. It’s a simple process and will help women more than you could imagine.
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@bigfish504 Listen. I ain’t know if he had hands. I just sat there and ate drank my beverage
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@TopherPatt
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Me showing y’all my vasectomy
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The only person black people have gotten “cancelled”is Chrisette Michele and that wasn’t even necessary.
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Me when both of these drop:
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which one y’all want first?
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@TopherPatt
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Imagine making 100K and you spend 10% of your gross salary because the internet said it’s a good idea to buy a Rolex for a nigga you go with. This is not a real place and the watch she got him was just fine.
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Making 6 figures and gifting your man a Tjmax watch is NASTY work
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Drake a better rapper than Mos Def.
@ArtOfDialogue_
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Yasiin Bey(Mos Def) says Drake's music is pop and is compatible with shopping at Target. (🎥 The Cutting Room Floor)
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@acehenny The Incomparable Nicole Beharie
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@teeberculosis @zoraslovechild How else do you plan on providing?
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Chipotle would kill a lot of people if they sold shrimp.
Chipotle would make a lot of money if they sold shrimp
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@TopherPatt
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This is why men don’t care about their birthday....
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These are so cute. So thoughtful 🥺🥺🥺
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I never imagined a world where Jamie Foxx wasn’t good somewhere.
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First Class 🏁
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Jamie Foxx Was Denied Entry At Cardi B’s Birthday Party & Made The Workers Keep The Same Energy After His Exit
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What bank robber gives his fucking ID???😒
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Something I want the music niggas to understand; you cannot have the ‘song of the summer’ without appealing to women. It’s damn near impossible.
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Looks like Keisha had on the wrong Bottoms, amirite
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@KeishaBottoms
Keisha Lance Bottoms
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I was just turned away at @CapitalGrille at Perimeter Mall because I have on leggings. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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doja cat meet and greet package
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@Q1Hunnid The singing part was important for me.
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Everyone talks about the big 3 of hip hop for our generation, Kendrick, Cole, and Drake but we have to stop leaving Tyler out of that list. From an overall skill and impact level, he stands on the same level as the others in his class.
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@TheBaddestMitch Y’all were samurais is the funniest thing of 2024
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@Uzmaniaaa
Ooze
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Stop saying doing weird shit to tall women omg. Why would you do a fake crossover at the bar??
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Stevie Wonder is the greatest songwriter we’ve ever seen. What he does with words and rhymes scheme is literally supernatural. And to combine it with a dynamic but approachable melody. Every time I listen to a Stevie song, I can discover something new.
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Druski after y’all made him delete that other skit
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Grandpa had three families and grandma ain’t have a bank account. Stand up.
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Lil Nas X got a diamond record and multiple platinum records and still promotes his music everyday… Do the work.
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@takeactiontan I think it went viral because of how fine you are.
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Proud father here. Parenting is the hardest thing in the world. Don’t let anyone push you into the responsibility of having a child. Not family. Not friends. Not zealots on Twitter. Let that be a decision you make for yourself because Shane isn’t gong to be there help.
@GShaneMorris
Shane Morris
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Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.
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Nothing he said here tops “you run from the spirit of repossession”
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Seen folks commenting on @Latto stage size. Y’all really got this shit fucked up. That woman putting 2500 ppl in a room before the album and on her first tour. The internet has ruined y’all’s perception to where an artist feels the need to defend room sizes on a hard ticket tour.
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@ASmithASmith24 He’s on late night.
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As a tour manager, this is why I’m strict about passes and not posting them online. First thing folks wanna do with their laminate is post them online then wonder why it’s some random pulling up to the dressing room on Orlando. Here is my why:
@thecoachchris_
Coach Chris
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Guy broke into Kanye’s concert and got better seats than Kim A young legend
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Pitchfork ain’t ever covered YFN Lucci. EVER. This the shit that sucks in the industry. White platforms and writers not touching certain black art unless it’s death or strife attached to it.
@pitchfork
Pitchfork
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YFN Lucci is wanted for murder over a shooting in Atlanta last month
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My daughters are wearing beads for the first time and I am absolutely inconsolable —
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Folks put on them black gloves and just do anything.
@JayLamuzindah
Big Dawg 💪🏽
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Jerk chicken tacos and alfredo dipping sauce 🔥🔥🔥
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Lot of y’all niggas was out on New Years and don’t want to admit y’all got
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Beyonce is the standard for the artist. Not the festival. The artist should rehearse. The artist should be on time. The artist should give the best show possible.
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Dear @Instacart Please ban straight male shoppers. They don’t care and they can’t read good. The hotep ones are the worst. Thank you.
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Y’all not gon like this. But one of these guys coming off for Allen Iverson. And it’s not Steph or Jordan
@HoopMixOnly
Hoops
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The 4 most influential NBA players ever
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EST Gee got some elite steppers over there. This some crazy backpedaling in less than 16 hours 😂😂😂
@Glock_Topickz
Glock Topickz
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Desiigner seems to have had a quick change of heart, now saying he understands EST Gee’s price is his price and he means no disrespect to him or his camp
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Be as intentional as Tyler, the Creator. As Solange. As Janelle Monáe. As Kanye. When you’re that intentional, no one can second guess your art. They might not like it, but at least they know what it is.
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@ladidaix I thought the kids just made up a word for getting heauxes
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Stop trying to tell rich, beautiful, talented people how they are living life wrong when they have all the things that you want but can’t get.
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Niggas started a room today asking if Kevin Hart is funny. Kevin Hart shows up and they ask him for a job. That’s why I be out so fast.
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@kaneljoseph
Marques Joseph
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what it look like i do for a living 😭
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I hope the Dreamville guys come together and just start taking out anyone who randomly comes for Cole. JID and Doc might catch a body a week.
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The issue with Diane Warren’s statement is that white people are used to not having to credit where they took things from because no one was holding them accountable. Could you imagine what Elvis’ liner notes would look like if actually gave credit to who he stole from??? 🧐
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The Glocklet of Fire
@ihatethiskid
comfy
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The Boy Who Wished You Would
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@KingJames
LeBron James
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🦉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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