@Markie_Deezy
@LavishMarkie
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Owner of the Urban Street wear store “The Lavish Factory”
Joined January 2014
Yall ever miss yo MAMA then get around her and be like oh hell naw 🙄😒😔🥴.
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Niggas buy any brand tv as long as it’s big and cheap. Wtf is a 72” Omarion-X2000 😫.
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I went to Skyzone, they gave me socks for grip on the trampoline. I took them socks home and now they’re my fuck socks. Mad grip. Be dickin my bitche with both feet on the wall🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bitches be like “You tryna smoke?” Whole time they offering you to smoke yo own weed😭.
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If ya corner store don't know who u are thats not ya hood😭.
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Backwood smokers be annoying af. "I need a wood" "pass the wood" WOOD you Stfu 😂.
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Idgaf about no coochie hair . Bobby pin it and come on😫😭😂.
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My toxic line is “I wish you the best” knowing damn well I hope you go to hell😭.
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If I don't put my back on yo couch I think your house Nasty😭.
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Our mommas when they was our age vs Now with God and Growth 😭😂
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They told me to bring something to put on the grill now it’s a fucking a problem 🧐🧐🧐🧐
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Bitches be on live with 1 viewer squinting they eyes . Bitch you see Shanice 😒😪😂.
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Chris Rock looking like an old black Lesbian poet 🤣🤣🤣
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Deleting me from social media is cool. But adding me again?😭 Lol respect yourself.
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Fuck dancing on tiktok baby come dance on this dikdok 😭.
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When i die kill my girl the same day ain’t nobody else finna get that Suckatron 5000 😫😭😂.
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Been taking art classes. What y’all think??? Not too bad if you ask me. 😎💯
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I don’t understand why Wayne’s dreads are falling off the bone like that 😫🥴🤦🏾♂️
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I be kissing my bitch n her sleep like she my kid😂😂😂 aww dada bby tireddd😭.
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I wanna quit smokin weed but if I do ima start smoking y’all 🥴🥴😂.
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Bitches get caught. and da only line they have is "boy all da shit you did"😂😂😂💀.
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Y’all see him as Beverly High coach . I see him as “ Give me your ride punk before I dust your ass “ 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m Not Arguing Wit A Nigga Who Gotta Nose Ring. .Fukin Hoochie Mama 😒😭.
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YO BOOTY GOT THEM LIKES NOT YO FACE BE HUMBLE SEA DONKEY😑😭😂.
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ur boyfriend not a “thug” he just a failed athlete with anger problems.
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Niggas buy a gun, smoke a lil weed and forget they a bitch.
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No Stimulus, No STAMPS😒Alexa PLAY Whitney Houston : I HAVE NOTHING !😩.
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Youngboy said “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006” not no damn Jeezy🤣.
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Me: Lord send me a sign it's getting hard out here. God: sayless
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hood family feud. name something a BROKE NIGGA always got 😫🤔.
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tf is a spotting? BITCH IS YA PERIOD ON OR NAH. I GOT SHIT TO DO 😫.
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I wanna put my tongue so far in this girl vagina that I lick her heart 💙😩.
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Her: 🗣🗣don’t worry cause what one nigga won’t do another one wi. Me: 🗣WILL. get punched in they shit just like u just did 😅
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How the fuck u get mad cuz u lying and I dont believe you😂😂😂.
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Bitches be so FINE 🥰 then BOOM😳 Clitoris hangin’ like dog NUTS 😕😭😭🤣.
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y’all lil hot girl summer shit gave the earth a std 😫😂.
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this shit sad asf ion like seeing yung people with so much talent go down this road I really hope he find help before it’s too late 😔.
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When Kirk Franklin said “bet if I suck on dat pussy that’ll getcha wet” I felt dat😩.
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If somebody asking me a lot of questions i will get mad🤣 idk why i just do 😩. .
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Dont cut my light on to tell me a mfn thang i can hear in the dark mf. 😭😂.
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Abortion clinics closed yall gotta keep them babies 🥴😂.
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Pray for Young M.A. y’all. nun wrong she just got a eyelash on her lil chinny chin chin. #FollowMyPage 🤣
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I hate when girls say “get you a me”.Bitch fuck a you 🤣.
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One thing about me ima laugh . And if somebody mad ima laugh harder 😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️.
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Once I like you, I love you & I’ll beat yo ass bout my feelings.😪😂.
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Who TF Eats Raisin Bran 😒 That Nursing Home Ass Cereal 😭.
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I Be on Call Of Duty tellin yo 8yr old his momma suck dick for $40 😂😭.
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Pornhub be wanting you to watch white people so bad 😤 BITCH I said Ebony!!!!!.
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You ever laid on somebody stomach and heard dookie boiling in it 🥺💀🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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she eat my nut😳 i eat her butt😈🍑 we nutter butters 🤤🐿💦💯.
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Them landlords don’t give a fck bout no corona. rent 🏡 or tent 🏕 😌😭😂.
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I listen to the same music everyday just in a different order 😭.
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Biiiiitch whaaaat type grocery store you bring me to? Da fuck. I hate it here 😭
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Wtf they put King Von on a 3.5 packet mfs got no chill 😭😭😭😭😭
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Just stay home if you gone take my order like this . 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Hood argument which noodles are better chicken 🍗 or beef 🥩?😭😭😭.
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I was on Twitter when we used to get put in Twitter jail we ain’t the same 😂.
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Studs Be Like “My Name D-Money" 😮. Destiny Sit Yo Dumb Ass Down 🙄😭🤣.
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Mfs a strangle yo backwood then say it ain’t hitting 🤣🤦🏾♂️.
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“why your dick hard?”. bitch cuz you looked at me tf🙄😂.
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At my funeral don’t cry. I been dead inside for a long time💔& nobody cared.
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WEEDMAN: I’m At My Kid SPELLING BEE. ME: I Know I’m the judge, his next word Is ZAZA😫😂.
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Wen U Wit Da Guys And Yo Girl Keep Callin 😑 Fuck It Get In Man 🤷🏾♂️😭☠️
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Yo sex tape got leaked. yo first 2 emojis is yo response. let me see em 🤣.
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Why do y’all tell Facebook when money is deposited into y’all accounts? 🤦🏾♂️.
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If a $1200 stimulus check changes your life then imagine what a job would do 😂😂😂.
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When I say mind yo business this is what I meant 😭😭😭😭😭.
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Black people dont even belive in loosing stuff "nah somebody stole my shit" 😭😭.
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COOCHIE So Good Got Me CHECKING Horoscopes😭. Please Tell Me We Belong TOGETHER‼️😭🥴🤣💯.
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I bet whoever reading this ain't got no bra on titties just hanging 😂.
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