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I told this man my love languages & he responds that his is “acts of getting head”. I laughed, but yeah BLOCKED. 😂
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Stop saying doing weird shit to tall women omg. Why would you do a fake crossover at the bar??
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Sir. We know what the act falls under, it’s the fact it was out of pocket. Namaste
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Usher always swooning someone’s girl and it just makes the Boondocks that much funnier 😂😂
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There seems to be confusion as to why HEAD isn’t a love language. I’ll help y’all out with listing the 5 established if you’re too lazy to google. 🥰
Words of affirmation
Physical touch
Acts of service
Quality Time
Gifts.
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You posted a MASSIVE salad & Im inappropriate to ask how long it took to consume? 😂
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Mfs has $10 grams & $600 apartments but when I get to be an adult it’s fuck me?! Alright.
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@TheTokenJT
It was a harmless question & you were unnecessarily rude about it. You could’ve just not responded if it was so triggering. But again enjoy your Mother’s Day.
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You said you wanted a sawft 6’0 thing?
ladies, if you’re 5’10”+: quote this tweet with your tall, fine ass. lemme see sum.
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Capping ass hoe, chopstick skills precise.
I need to go to therapy because for some reason this made me mad.
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Letting animals sleep in your bed is nasty & you don’t need emotional support in Whole Foods
Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this
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I have been beyond blessed this year, I’m fine, & I’m paid. 31 about to go crazy 🥳🎈
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Natural deodorant will have you smelling like a gyro with extra tzatziki sauce by noon. Get away from me
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I hate battle rap so much lol just men yelling insults at each other in a basement or abandoned warehouse
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@MazinoBlack
Lol atleast you’re honest. I always wonder If it is just involuntarily weirdness 😂
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@WC_Solly
Like I wish this wasn’t my life lmao in the moment I just went back to eating my fries 😂
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Rona exposed a lot of things & doubt they go revert once it’s over. We can do our jobs from home, airlines can offer affordable flights, we don’t need to pay delivery fees, we can in fact get that margarita to go
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So many blacks excited for cinco de Mayo. Keep that same energy for Juneteenth 🌚
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Like was this supposed to deter me from seafood? Fish crab & shrimp came out that hoe lmao
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Let me change my name to Ukraine real quick cause damn
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Wishing a fruitful & progressive August to all black men. Keep pushing 🖤
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My dad will pick up a whole rotisserie & a 4pk of Hawaiian rolls and be like dinner??
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If you’re satisfied with smelling like weed in public we’re just on two different maturity waves and that’s okay.
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I hate that yall are assuming she’s quit her job & won’t get another. If I hated my job and got a lump of my salary, I’m mf out. We are tired 😂
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I’m not taking out trash or cutting grass so yea we can gender role it up & get home made meals. 😭
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2 weeks ago someone totaled my moms car & didn’t even care to check if she was alright before driving off. Today I’m able to surprise her with a new one. So blessed ❤️
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Yes women care about you moaning. No one wants to have the secks with Mike Myers. Say something
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Well I’ll be damned Georgia, I’ll let y’all enjoy your hookah in peace.
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When clickbait goes right.
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