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Manager of High Stakes Fantasy Games for SportsHub Games Network. 2018 Fantasy Sports Hall of Fame Inductee. Author. Former NFL Beat Writer. Pretty Swell Guy.

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@JesseCharlesLee New policy: Crimes are OK if you commit them all the time.
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@samstein @yashar Helluva run democracy had in this country. We’ll remember it fondly.
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@justicedems @CoriBush Racists love being racist but really hate being called racists.
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@brianschatz You mean the same type of ballots Kavanaugh argued should be allowed during Bush v. Gore? Imagine that.
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@therealKripke @TheBoysTV That’s a bit harsh as far as Hughie is concerned. He wasn’t trying to feel “macho.” He was just tired of feeling powerless. I think the confrontation with Homelander rattled him. He wanted to be able to fight back. I think he’s being judged a bit unfairly throughout all of this.
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@soledadobrien He’s also signing a blank sheet of paper. But other than all that. #Relentless
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Smart dog. Everyone loves ice cream
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This good boy loves the Ice Cream Man...
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@KevinMKruse @laurenboebert Hypocrisy isn't just the brand. It's mandatory.
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@kylegriffin1 If only someone could've seen that a person who's gone into bankruptcy at least six times would be really bad with the economy. Talk about being blind-sided.
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@people Local woman says she’s not going to a party she wasn’t invited to.
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@AlliDoisWren @JeffHaseley @Dimitri_kolbe Also in that dream she chose power over love and family. But let’s go right on screaming about how none of this was prepped at all well in advance
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@jimsciutto @lizclarketweet @HawleyMO So a person who wants to overthrow the government is seeking to prevent the nomination of someone who will be needed to prevent anyone from overthrowing the government. Got it.
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@JuddLegum @AOC She’s so good at this.
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@rebeccaballhaus Please follow up by asking if it is the position of the White House that a deceased person punched and attacked first. Just humor me and put the lunacy on the record at the very least.
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@kylegriffin1 Fan of him as a pitcher. Bigger fan of him as a man.
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@AP Signature didn't match.
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@NatashaBertrand I'm sorry that just can't be right. Can someone ask Gym Jordan to scream and yell about it so we can get some clarity here? Thanks.
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@kylegriffin1 @maddow On a hardly inconsequential note this is yet another example of how great a security threat Individual One is. If Fruman can tape him, imagine what professionals are doing.
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Goodbye Mom. RIP
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@JoeNBC In a significant part of the story, he’s staying on the team. You should report on that Joe. It’s kind of important.
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@mkraju He’s pro overthrowing the government and anti democracy. Got it.
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@DavidCornDC The story is that the Russians were working with Hilary Clinton, apparently in an attempt to get Trump elected so that he could be later impeached. There's a level of brilliance there, especially when you consider how many people believe this utter nonsense.
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@ABC There’s literally a picture of him in her office. I think we can dispense with “allegedly.”
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@CharlesMBlow Don't forget as is the case with everyone in that orbit, the things they complain about are always things they do far worse than anyone.
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I covered the #Packers for nine years as a beat writer and I never saw the team have a draft that was such an unmitigated disaster as this one. Granted, Ron Wolf was the GM but it's not like he batted .1,000. This feels like an almost intentional level of ineptness.
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@thedailybeast Wait till the kids find out what she thinks about Christmas.
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@RepValDemings It's almost as if someone doesn't want us to have free and fair elections anymore.
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@VisionaryWolf Bran telling Jon he was always where he was meant to be carried a lot of meaning and layers.
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@jonfavs In his defense it’s real easy to maneuver your way through any point when you don’t have a spine.
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@atrupar @RepRaskin I wish someone I didn't know would give me $1.3 million.
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@MEPFuller Being literally ignored by pollsters and the mainstream media?
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@mkraju @yashar First responders are literally dying but yeah why would anyone get "bent out of shape" about that.
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No way. Be a man and find a good kicker. That's a fun part of this game.
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FLASH POLL: Should the KICKER Position be Eliminated from the Game of #FantasyFootball ?
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I covered the NFL for a decade. I've been a fantasy football analyst for the past 12 years. I'd like to think I know a thing or two about the game. A day like yesterday makes me feel like I know nothing. I don't think I got a single call right. Just missed everything.
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@jaketapper Dear Jake - there's kind of a bigger story going on right now. Maybe turn on MSMBC.
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@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d Can someone please ask him for an update on trade relations with Wakanda? I ask for so little.
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@PodSaveAmerica Not the real FOX News. That's coming tonight and we all know this won't be the talking point.
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@Philip_Elliott NARRATOR: He doesn't know how phone calls work.
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@AnnieLinskey @jdawsey1 Graham calls the destruction of our country "a hell of a journey." He's a hell of a guy.
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@atrupar @SenMcSallyAZ @mkraju Dear Arizona: Do better.
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@bradheath We've now arrived at the jailing our political adversaries part of the new dictatorship. Yay.
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@HelenKennedy Reminder: This is testimony Jordan wanted released. OK Gym. Happy to oblige.
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@washingtonpost Thanks for waiting until 230,000 were dead before saying something, Doc.
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@JoeNBC Dear Chris: The calls are coming from inside the house.
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@DaybookJobs Dear interns: You might wanna take a hard pass on this one.
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@shannonrwatts @Miller_Congress Helpful tip: Don’t quote Hitler at all and you won’t have to worry about anyone “twisting” your words.
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@K8brannen @DavidCornDC @weareoversight Criminal behavior is much easier to get done when you wipe out rule of law. It's why the court system and intelligence agencies were the first ones to be attacked in 2017.
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@ananavarro Including everyone who saw him admit to the crime on national TV or no?
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@ChaseGoodbread @judybattista No reporter should ever call someone “coach.” They aren’t your coach. They don’t hold a position above you. In all my years as a reporter, I always called every coach I covered and interviewed by their first name.
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Last thing I wanna see today is people commenting on Dobbins' injury saying "That's why I don't draft early" and other nonsense. There is no perfect time to draft. Injuries happen at all times. They happen early. Late. This week. Next week. In August. December. So STFU w/that.
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@NatashaBertrand As a former reporter, I will say that’s a truly embarrassing lack of knowledge from an editor.
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@danielsgoldman An absolute disgrace that the media decided that story didn't matter anymore.
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@ddale8 @MaddowBlog It's almost as if ... and I know this sounds really crazy ... he lies all the time about everything.
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@RachelLarris @davidfrum Self-awareness is not their strong suit.
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@TeaPainUSA If Rule of Law was still a thing, this case would be so over. Sadly ...
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@kaitlancollins 400,000+ would like to dispute this but unfortunately they’re dead.
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@therecount Trying to think what it is about Abrams that Blunt believes will agitate his voters more than Manchin. Give me a minute. I’m sure it’ll come to me.
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@travisakers @ByDonkeys Not enough awesome to describe this.
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@DavidCornDC Fran Leibowitz nailed it - He’s a poor person’s idea of a rich person.
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RIP to my brother Randy. So much of my of love of movies came from him. We saw Star Trek II together and so many more. My world got smaller today and less brighter. Your light may have gone out in this world but I trust it’s eternally shining in the next.
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@eorden How innocent people behave.
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@TheRickWilson This is one of the things that gets lost in the mountain of issues - what an enormous security risk this guy is.
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@RadioFreeTom The fact so many downplayed the severity of the threat by telling people not to use the proper terms for what was happening is a big reason why the situation got where it did. Would’ve been nice if more people took the threat more seriously a helluva lot longer ago.
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@eliza_relman In a cult, the supreme leader is always the greatest/best at everything.
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@hsu_spencer Not gonna lie - gonna give them points for creativity for trotting out the "Nixon was treated poorly" argument.
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@jemelehill Narcissistic. Personality. Disorder.
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@GameOfThrones The North Remembers
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A.J. Green got one target in the 2nd half despite the #Texans losing both starting CBs. I'm shocked the #Bengals lost. Shocked, I tell you.
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@thehill @TheHillOpinion Trying to sanitize racism and divisive propaganda is a tough sell no matter what other legitimate issues the film wishes to grapple with.
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@oneunderscore__ When killing more than 240,000 Americans just isn't enough to satisfy you.
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@atrupar Reminder: They lie about the most easily disproven things because they know millions love being lied to.
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@kylegriffin1 Grifters gonna keep on griftin.
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@JuddLegum Let's see how many people can spot the problem here.
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@PhilipRucker O/U on how long it takes for a new rally to be scheduled? Someone's gonna need to go to their safe place.
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@TeaPainUSA In case anyone is wondering what the real terrorist threat is in our country.
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This is so incredibly stupid. If he isn’t healthy enough to play his normal workload why are you playing him at all? I really hate when teams do this. Just puts the player at risk unnecessarily
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Vikings’ RB Dalvin Cook, listed as questionable for Sunday due to a hamstring injury, is expected to play against the Cardinals, though it will be for only about half the offensive snaps, if that, per source. Cook still is not 100 percent.
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RIP Mom ❤️
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@therealKripke @TheBoysTV And I realize how crazy it that I’m telling the showrunner his take on a character’s actions is wrong. :) I just feel like Hughie is being judged unfairly. I think his reasons for taking V don’t stem from a selfish need for power but rather a desire to fight back if threatened.
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@mkraju It's hilarious when hundreds of thousands more Americans could die during a pandemic don't ya know.
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@JesseRodriguez @gtconway3d Sorry I was told last night there’s only 15. In the entire country.
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@maggieNYT @AndrewFeinberg Meanwhile, the cult drank it all in, savoring every drop as if they were being introduced to sounds for the first time and bestowing endless amounts of praise for the one who was bestowing this magic upon them eternally grateful for all he was providing.
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@PodSaveAmerica @jonlovett Dear 55% who approve of how he’s handling this crisis - How is this acceptable?
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@seungminkim @Susan_Hennessey Reminder: While potentially hundreds of thousands of Americans will die, this is what McConnell really cares about - packing the courts.
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@atrupar What you call "taking shots" I call stating facts.
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@dfriedman33 Refusing a judge’s question is the norm in our new dictatorship
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@NatashaBertrand Nice to see lies being called out and officially condemned. We haven't seen a lot of that in the last 25 months.
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@NatashaBertrand If we still lived in a normal world this would be ... you know ... pretty bad.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Everyone with functioning intelligence knew that all along, Jeff. The only question since Jan. 6 is whether anything will be done about it.
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@Zendaya We’re never escaping the Upside Down are we?
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@MollyBeck @journalsentinel Yes Russian Ron, the first thought I had watching them beat police officers to death was how much love was on display.
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@jaketapper Your hourly reminder there is never a bottom. Ever.
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@NBCNews The Republican Party isn’t upset there was a violent insurrection that attempted to overthrow the government. They’re upset it didn’t work.
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Awesome doesn’t come close to accurately describing this.
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This beautiful young lady, who despite the fact that she has an unusual muscular disease — decided to learn to play the piano a year ago. Today, she’s playing Chopin. I’m here for all of this.🌎❤️
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@ananavarro Next time they try to tell you how much they care about our military personnel remember this.
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@PhilipRucker @washingtonpost Let’s see if he calls her a liar too and attacks more soldier’s families.
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@kylegriffin1 No way to have seen this coming. Nope. Completely blindsided.
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@NatashaBertrand @TIME It's almost as if someone wanted to set the record straight by getting this info out. Can't imagine who that might be. Hmmm ...
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@NBCNews In a normal world nothing else would be needed to convict.
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