Art Vandelay
@TomCardone1
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Master of karate and friendship for everyone
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Joined January 2012
What they had him on would’ve took down Seabiscuit
Legendary: Terrell Owens played in the Super Bowl just SEVEN weeks after breaking his leg and tearing an ankle ligament. “I’m on half a leg, and they can’t stop me.” Owens caught 9 passes for 122 yards 🐐 https://t.co/csUkngm87X
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imagine how this person feels
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Taco Bell will always be better than Chipotle because Chipotle aspires to be respectable Mexican food when you’re better off just going to a mid taco truck. Taco Bell aspires to be dogshit fast food and occasionally achieves greatness in its field.
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Benoit reference on his first Smackdown appearance, perhaps I was too harsh on you
“This song is getting weird, but now one thing is very clear why he got kicked out of the locker room for half of his career. Oh, Jingle Bell Miz has tiny balls.” – Joe Hendry JOE HENDRY COOKING MIZ IN HIS CONCERT 😭 #SmackDown
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I keep forgetting they only broke up on Curb and not in real life
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One of the greatest camera pans of the moving image era. We can—no, we must—ponder the imponderable persistence of Urkel.
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“Radiohead sucks” is like when you guys were saying sacha baron cohen isn’t funny
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thats because joe keery and gaten matarazzo are good actors
dustin and steve kinda moved me more than everyone else
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DBs when the QB overthrows the receiver they’re guarding
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The character actor has become lost
i appreciate josh safdie's dedication to putting at least a few guys in each of his movies who don't look so good. movies were better when the baseline hotness for supporting actors onscreen was lower, which i think he gets.
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everyone in the 90s drank milk with basically every meal
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Having a press conference the day after Christmas to tell people you aren't a racist with a backwards Lions hat on feels like a Tim Robinson sketch.
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‘A Christmas Story’ is a nonlinear experience. You look at the screen and its pole, bully, lamp, Santa. I have no idea how it ends. I think the boy dies.
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George Bailey was the first recorded instance of someone hitting that shit fr
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The Safdies did AFTER HOURS twice but then Benny tried to do RAGING BULL and everybody said wait no, we want to watch Josh do AFTER HOURS a third time instead
It is pretty funny that Josh Safdie is only now getting Oscar buzz for a movie that is structurally, and I mean this in the best possible way, another Good Time/Uncut Gems. Better late than never I guess
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Shaq’s fall into the Christmas tree is one of the greatest recorded bits of physical comedy ever
ESPN scripting what used to come natural to this show smh
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this dont even look like a movie cast , this look like a black family throwback 😂😂
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it’s so funny that they broke up their creative partnership to just make twice as many of the exact same movies
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what jim carrey did on the grinch really hasn’t been topped since lmfao it’s been 25 years too
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