The White House schedule is now out and according to it, the @POTUS is going to the Supreme Court tomorrow.

I have reached my quota of pictures of Kristy Noem's husband's cleavage. Thank you all for your contributions. We can move on to literally anything else now.

A fact somewhat lost in TMZ's naming and shaming of Senators and Congresspeople amid the partial government shutdown: It is wholly owned by Fox, a strategic purchase by Lachlan Murdoch.

I guess we finally have an answer to the question, “what drives a woman to such depths she ends up with Corey Lewandowski?”

Beautiful triple check

Mitch McConnell every couple months:

We wanted to understand how the rising price of gas will affect blue-collar Americans in Midwestern swing states. So we talked to three Ivy-educated podcasters with trust funds at a Le Pain Quotidien in Dupont Circle.

Everywhere I go I’m reminded of Byron Noem

Republican women find a gay husband easier than a gay man can find a gay husband

Notably, Justice Jackson trains her fire on Justices Kagan and Sotomayor. In a footnote she basically accuses them of being dupes for the conservative majority. Kagan responds, basically accusing Jackson of not understanding longstanding law. 👀

TMZ covering politicians is a clear sign that Hollywood is dead.

i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

The Fox News chyron writer needs a raise. Possibly a promotion too.

30 years ago today, Bart, Milhouse, Nelson and Martin took a road trip to the Knoxville Sunsphere. #TheSimpsons episode “Bart on the Road” first aired on March 31, 1996.

Remember, if Kagan joins a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s likely at least plausible. If Kagan declines to join a Sotomayor/Jackson opinion, it’s definitely insane. And if *Sotomayor* declines to join a *Jackson* opinion, you’re in for a real treat.

TMZ hunting down members of Congress like the paparazzi is probably the healthiest dose of transparency Washington has seen in decades.

I would give just about anything to have been in the room when they first told Trump about the Noem situation weeks ago. “Wait wait wait slow down, whose tits? Whose tits are we talking about? The HUSBAND’S tits? What do you mean?”

Severe Thunderstorm Warning including Buffalo NY, Cheektowaga NY and West Seneca NY until 8:15 PM EDT

What a beautiful thing. TMZ is how these people deserve to get covered. Not with the weepy piety of hill reporters who all have politicians in their profile pictures but sicko, unhinged papparazzi who believe in nothing.

people for the last half century: “why hasn’t NASA gone back to the moon?” NASA tomorrow: