The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub
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Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. Inventor of the Supreme Court pizza joke and Gary, Indiana whistleblower.
Joined August 2014
I like the Supreme Court but I wouldn’t mind a Pepperoni or even plain Cheese court every now and then.
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RT @PhaeacianSailor: @DrunkRepub Shit! The manliest of men, the consummate outdoorsman and sportsman, a natural with the scatter-gun, strod….
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Still not tired of winning.
Wild dust storm wreaks havoc at Burning Man festival as campsites blown away, traffic delays pushed to 8 hours
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This is unprecedented. This could change everything.
Tim Walz didn't mince words on Donald Trump at the Democratic National Committee's summer meetings in Minnesota, calling his policies "fascist."
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RT @charcware: @DrunkRepub The left doesn't do comedy anymore. Instead, they do the Two Minutes Hate. For hours and hours and hours. .
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“I know you bought tickets to a comedy show, but I’m just gonna stand up here and call Trump a fascist for two hours instead.”
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RT @KatsyTheremin: @DrunkRepub The libs think that bad taste makes you a bad person. But it really galls them that he does not give a rat….
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RT @CommissionerPW: Thanks to inspiration from the CEO of @CrackerBarrel and my friend @DrunkRepub , I’m seeking investors to start an exci….
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I have been vindicated!!!.
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RT @RebelFarmerOne: @DrunkRepub One minute you’re eating a peanut butter pretzel bite, the next minute you’re holding an empty barrel. Wha….
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Those little pretzel bites with peanut butter in them. Man.
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RT @CommissionerPW: @DrunkRepub Business idea—start a design magazine entitled “Illegally Squatting in an Abandoned Warehouse With Your Jun….
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RT @MaeOfFable: @DrunkRepub Would you defend me if I were a worm?.Lib: Yes. Would you defend me if I were to make an illegal U-turn, killin….
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RT @pennyelizabeths: @DrunkRepub He's trying to make us look like a serious country and I appreciate that.
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This isn’t my style, probably b/c I’m poor. But the libs mocking it would have you believe their homogenized, industrial bullshit that has characterized every brewery and coffee shop for the last 10 years would be an improvement. It wouldn’t.
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