Tim O’Donnell
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Former newspaper radio TV news guy, then (mostly) 1/2 hr writer-director-show runner ✍️WGA ‘70 🎥 DGA ‘92
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Remember when “anyone can grow up to be President” was aspirational, not an existential threat?
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Can’t say it out loud, but Nancy is 2 ventilators away from the presidency.
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Santos is out, good. Now Dems let’s clean up our own garbage & dump that fucking crook Bob Menendez.
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MSNBC lost its fucking mind. No.
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How are they not tear gassed & jailed?
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It’s almost as if they... I don’t know, love this land more than we do?
Navajo Nation helped push Arizona blue in a presidential race for the first time since Bill Clinton: 60-90% of roughly 67,000 eligible Navajo voters reportedly voted for Biden. He leads in the state by less than 12,000 votes.
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She stood beside asshole as he said the most rapey racist criminal shit & never said dick. Fuck Hope Hicks.
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Did you know those fruit & vegetable Balance of Nature capsules are a Scientology operation? Bogus, avoid.
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Bob Knight: Legendarily angry white guy & Trumper, is dead. Fuck him.
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Unsolicited dictator pic.
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I'll say it again: if we are now a hopelessly divided country, I'll live in the half that has Michelle Obama in it.
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Fact: 85% of women in Trump base have a “favorite” Menendez brother.
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Why do cops like this fucking crook?
Here are some of New York’s finest chatting up and shaking hands with a guy who opens his rallies by honoring violent thugs who beat and maimed their fellow police officers.
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How about a temporary ban on AR-15's, just "until we find out what the hell is going on"?
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Our inflation rate doubled since 2016.
If Trump’s ignorant trade war doubles it again, he will finally have tanked the rising Obama economy.
Then, the fun begins.
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Be a shame if fired undocumented workers told reporters how Trump gets women in and out of his golf properties while Melania shops.
@Fahrenthold
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If America has truly and sadly become two countries, I choose to live in the one that has Michelle Obama in it.
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Chris Matthews having “a lot of respect for Liz Cheney” is why I have no respect for Matthews.
Retire, you clueless hack.
@MSNBC
@HardballChris
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Jimmy Fallon: Don't put Trump on TV & treat him like a buddy & muss his hair. It humanizes a monster. Stop it.
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@TheRickWilson
@aplemkseriously
@ProjectLincoln
My test is always does it make them yell, “Edna come in here, you gotta see this.”
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@MollyJongFast
@LauraLitvan
I bet in 25 years he never heard or saw anything funky in Trump limos.
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As we celebrate at home, remember that the children around the world making Donald's ties and Ivanka's shoes are putting in a full workday.
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This “invasion” moves like an oil painting.
@mattyglesias
@jonfavs
They're now in Juchitan de Zaragoza (some 12 days on foot from the nearest American city), exhausted and asking for buses. So this is what Trump feels he needs 15,000 troops to protect against? (Photo: Spencer Platt / Getty Images)
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Depressing to realize these great group shots going forward will be fucked up by Trump being in them.
one thing that might prevent the United States from becoming totally unrecognizable by 2020: Meet the ex-presidents
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@HoarseWisperer
@ToriRob11
@realDonaldTrump
Also that people who get sick should recover at work. Mass murderer.
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Okay I’ve read all the hot “final days” 🤡 books and one fact rings clear:
Mark Meadows is a traitorous fuck who can never hold any public trust again.
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@SteveKornacki
Bernie always does great in caucasians -- I mean, caucuses. Damn autocorrect!
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They should just say it:
“Slaughtering school children is a small price to pay to protect our beloved gun hobby!”
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One of the hardest truths to accept as a new writer is that nobody wants to steal your shit. Nobody. Just relax & write better.
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Trust me, no guy who's been married 3 times is "pretty good with the body language."
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Hi, fellow “tough-it-out” guys:
Don’t ignore a fluttering, racing heartbeat - even with zero chest or any other pain.
Go have smart people save your life, like they just saved mine today. ☘️❤️
#Grateful
#Lucky
#GlendaleAdventistHospital
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Unemployed losers don’t need a chief of staff bc hey, no staff.
Official Press Release
It’s such a great honor to be given the opportunity to run for office in my home state - the greatest state in the greatest nation! It is my privilege to appoint Jerry Ward as acting chief of staff! Contact info for Jerry Ward, COS. Wards
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I’d watch a series where Jon Stewart totally loses his shit at a different U.S. Senate committee a-hole every week.
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Rick Santorum is a one-issue (your uterus) religious extremist Trump ballwasher. Also a lying sack.
@CNN
you have some firing to do.
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@nick_ramsey
An American president just called a peaceful black protester “that sonofabitch.”
Fortunately he’s among friends.
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@storyandplot
@JFrankensteiner
Agree. Technically it’s advertising & subject to WGA/DGA credit rules.
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“My great infrastructure work has begun, here are the pictures! Also,
I never boinked those lying whores!”
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Can we just cut to the chase & have
@RonanFarrow
investigate this?
He has the whole weekend left.
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Find someone who looks at you
the way I look at his impeachment.❤️
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Scaramucci is what the politically astute Jesuits who taught me used to refer to as a lying sack of shit.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
Have eaten a lot of British food, so guess I’ve had corona virus since ‘72
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As you struggle w/your TurboTax:
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I just tested negative for giving a fuck
Con Jr. has tested positive for COVID. Thoughtless prayers.
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Take the opportunity to fuck yourself.
Let us take the opportunity to reconnect to the core values of humanity - love, compassion and respect.
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@MollyJongFast
@SenWhitehouse
Odds of a guy named Whitehouse becoming president are so insane, I’ve decided to endorse him just for the math of the thing. Also, he’d be awesome.
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@HollyWoodDrago2
It was a long time ago, but I just assumed all the Carmelite nuns who taught me were packing.
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She was full terrorist like Bin Laden. Killed by a good guy w/a gun. 👋 America is stronger bc she’s a corpse.
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@akjakalope
@Acosta
@empirestatemind
@USATODAY
“USA Today - a paper for people who find television news too complex.”
~ News mentor Bill Stout
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@TheRickWilson
@Mainekindxl
Up on Lover’s Lane, something’s off.
Cletus: Wut?
Lurleen: Did we have to park so dang close to your folks?
Cletus: Now come on Lurleen, they’re your folks, too.
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These 2 crazy in love kids met at a local iHop and started a mini crime wave, resign you crooked fuck.
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Yeah, no shit. Also, there won't be one.
Ivanka Trump has no plans to work in her father's administration | AP Photo
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Trump voters: Turn that "bonus room" back into a bedroom, your Mom is gonna need it soon for her non-covered, painful deathbed.
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It's official: we are just one patriotic IRS clerk & a Xerox machine away from the beginning of the end of this nightmare.
Leak that shit.
Trump will not release his tax returns, counselor Kellyanne Conway says
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Wish I could buy stock in this kid.
This Oklahoma little leaguer got hit in the head, and then walked out to the pitcher’s mound to let the pitcher know that he’s going to be okay.
If you’re going to watch something today, it should be this.
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When they give you the hardest cabinet post & you kick its ass❤️
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I’m calling it - the ‘20 nom will settle down to these three.
Biden
Harris
Warren
Pick your 🐎 and let’s roll.
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People outraged Don Lemon was tipsy on live TV during CNN's New Year's Eve show:
You know Trump is president of the damn country, right?
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BREAKING:Trump runs his mouth about Putin, Sec'y Kerry makes Syrian peace deal with Lavrov. Donald, shut up when the grownups are talking.
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What an insufferable little god-twat.
Johnson: I believe that scripture and the bible is very clear that god is the one that raised up each of you and god has allowed us to be brought here to this specific moment and time.
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Marco Rubio just tried tweet-quoting The Bible again and Twitter asked “Do you want to read the book first?”
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One 85 yr old Senator told another 85 yr old Senator to go fuck himself.
Good day for the AARP.
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When Biden wins & Dems retake the House we HAVE TO expand the Sup Ct to dilute this asshole MAGA majority. 13 is a good number.
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@BinxMerle
@TheRickWilson
Living in Guilfoyle’s basement with the other half boys-half donkeys.
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Serving on my union's board of directors was the great honor of my career. Trump's union-bashing stance is un-American and beneath contempt.
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Nice SCOTUS we’re gonna have.
Can’t wait to live in a country where guns have more rights than women.
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Greta: "What if Sean Spicer is right & media DID underestimate crowd?"
Just wear your red MAGA cap on the air and get it over with. Fuck.
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From zero to hero & back to zero.
Dean Phillips adviser Steve Schmidt tells reporters here in New Hampshire that Phillips will focus on Dem primaries in N.H., South Carolina and Michigan. “He’s running to win,” Schmidt says.
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SNL: 90 minutes.
Daily intelligence briefing: Half an hour.
Nice time-management skills, fuckface.
Sorry -- fuckface-Elect.
Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad
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