just corwin things
@TheScorwin
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is this the part where I try to convince you I'm a v important lady
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.@mackenziescott you have the opportunity to do an extremely funny (and genuinely heroic) thing right now
You could launch a full-up newspaper from the 300 people laid off by the Washington Post 3 hours ago. Instantly. Business. Sports. Metro. Ukraine. China. AI & tech. They'd start writing this afternoon! A 300-person newsroom would cost about $80 million a year (running a
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told my sister heated rivalry was about closeted hockey players and she said "why don't they want people to know they play hockey" ??
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a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.
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i can't get over israeli money being called shekels, it feels antisemitic to even say it lmfao
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parking my whole ass in front of this website like it’s 2015
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Damn and to think, literally everyone saw this coming.
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they’re eating the doges, they’re eating the cats
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fox news using the most cracked out photo of elon. it’s beyond over
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someone give him 4 speed tablets and some poppers and tell him to clock back in
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How does everything this guy says manage to sound like a phone tree
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Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today
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“he’ll yes” is an insane thing for my iPhone to keep thinking I wanna say
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my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
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UK artist Helen Musselwhite combines hand cutting, folding and scoring paper and card to create her artworks, which are often inspired by nature #WomensArt
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@coopercooperco @xenocryptsite To be fair, it does kind of feel like we’ve had a lot of days per day lately.
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