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is this the part where I try to convince you I'm a v important lady

Seattle
Joined March 2015
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@Annie_Wu_22
Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22)
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.@mackenziescott you have the opportunity to do an extremely funny (and genuinely heroic) thing right now
@cfishman
(((Charles Fishman))) đź’§
22 days
You could launch a full-up newspaper from the 300 people laid off by the Washington Post 3 hours ago. Instantly. Business. Sports. Metro. Ukraine. China. AI & tech. They'd start writing this afternoon! A 300-person newsroom would cost about $80 million a year (running a
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@teethfeelweird
small marzipan pig
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told my sister heated rivalry was about closeted hockey players and she said "why don't they want people to know they play hockey" ??
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
2 months
finally, we're living through precedented times
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@NatPurser
Nat Purser
4 months
a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.
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@ColdEmpanadas
Frog đź”»
9 months
i can't get over israeli money being called shekels, it feels antisemitic to even say it lmfao
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@ditzkoff
Dave Itzkoff
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@Reductress
Reductress
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Woman Only Wants Kids so She Can Name Them: https://t.co/HqeCTIlF5W
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@LibyaLiberty
Hend Amry
9 months
YOURE THE NEW ELON NOW I LIKE YOUR CYBERTRUCK
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@audipenny
audrey farnsworth
9 months
parking my whole ass in front of this website like it’s 2015
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@loganbartlett
logan bartlett
9 months
Damn and to think, literally everyone saw this coming.
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@stevenheidel
Steven Heidel
9 months
they’re eating the doges, they’re eating the cats
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@MargBarAmerica
Mohammad
9 months
fox news using the most cracked out photo of elon. it’s beyond over
@FoxNews
Fox News
9 months
BREAKING: Musk says Trump would have lost 2024 election without him
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@SydneyBattle
Sydney Battle
9 months
someone give him 4 speed tablets and some poppers and tell him to clock back in
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@kenklippenstein
Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant)
9 months
How does everything this guy says manage to sound like a phone tree
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@appodlachia
Appodlachia
9 months
Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today
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@oneunderscore__
follow @bencollins on bluesky
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today
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@ElyKreimendahl
ely kreimendahl
10 months
“he’ll yes” is an insane thing for my iPhone to keep thinking I wanna say
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@tranz_schubert
jörg shidmann
10 months
my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
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@womensart1
#WOMENSART
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UK artist Helen Musselwhite combines hand cutting, folding and scoring paper and card to create her artworks, which are often inspired by nature #WomensArt
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@apophatic9
Apophatic
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@coopercooperco @xenocryptsite To be fair, it does kind of feel like we’ve had a lot of days per day lately.
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