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Some ~personal news~
In an attempt to rewrite
@nikitabier
@zck
@zachweinberg
out of the history of the podcast, I have renamed it after myself.
Thank you to
@davidlidsky
for writing about it
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Not as funny when you realize a lot of these hedge fund managers have secret families to feed.
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Just got scammed on an nft. Not hacked or anything but I gave them money and now I own an nft.
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If you invested $10,000 in Apple in 1980 you’d have over $262 million today. But you’d also be old af lmao
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Sam Altman can still be CEO if Mike Pence does the right thing
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Dance like no ones watching
Sing like no ones listening
Text like it might end up in discovery
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Has anyone weighed in on the benefits of not drinking alcohol?
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Guys we just finished living in the metaverse for 18 months now. It’s called Zoom and it sucked.
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Not sure how some VCs have so much free time - I must be doing it wrong.
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VC: we only invest in businesses with defensible moats and competitive advantages.
Founder: and what differentiates you?
VC: mostly our brand.
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Oh so when it’s investing at irrational prices because of a Reddit forum it’s stock manipulation but when it’s because “you heard Sequoia is interested” it’s just venture capital?
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7 things every kid needs to hear:
1. I love you
2. I’m proud of you
3. I’m sorry
4. I forgive you
5. I’m listening
6. Most businesses shouldn’t take venture capital
7. You’ve got what it takes
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Hearing rumors that things are getting so bleak out there that VCs are getting time to do due diligence on investments.
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Literally shaking.. our forefather's did not board the Mayflower in 1776 to have some South African billionaire tell us what to think.
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Such a shame that some of the best minds of our generation want to work in “web3,” instead of real jobs like hedge fund analysts, venture capitalists or bankers.
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No one loves to extol the virtues of remote work more than highly paid 35-45 year olds.
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Coinbase does such a good job of hiding how much money youve lost
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A wild feature of crypto seems to be that you can just accuse someone of being insolvent and then it becomes true.
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the year is 2030. only two vc firms remain:
- tiger has 5 partners managing $4T
- a16z is the United States’ 3rd largest employer
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Doctor: I’m sorry. It’s your grandma. She’s not gonna make it
Me: Wtf?? Bro, she’s been long ETH since early 2020 and has two apes
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flight attendant: is there a doctor on this flight?
dad: that should have been you
me: not now dad
dad: not asking for a venture capitalist now are they?
me: dad, there’s a medical emergency
dad: go see if an uncapped note could be helpful at all
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I knew this $250k ape picture was too good to be true.
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Wow, okay, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of his shirtless horseback pics. Was not aware he’d invade the Ukraine.
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Normalize 👏 hedge 👏 funds 👏 losing 👏 $400 👏 million 👏 on 👏 one 👏 investment 👏 in👏 three 👏 months
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Day traders: we want no fee trading!!!!
Robinhood: how about we make it free but we sell your data to hedge funds so they can front-run your trades and skim money off the financial system?
Day traders: but free?
Robinhood: free
Day traders:
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Michael Lewis has been following SBF around for a book….
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somehow both the smartest and dumbest people i know are all in on crypto
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If you’re worth $1M, you work anywhere you want
If you’re worth $100M, you do whatever you want
If you’re worth ~$190B, you get owned everyday on this website
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Two thoughts
1. Why did I make such a weirdly specific prediction
2. Wtf
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@richardyuzee
imagine scrolling twitter after lunch with your childhood best friend and seeing this
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Just had a man outside of Starbucks ask me for money. Told him I didn’t have my wallet. He asked how I was paying. I explained Starbucks app.
So anyway - now he has an iced tea and a breakfast sandwich and I’m left wondering how I ever successfully negotiated anything.
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Stop 👏 appropriating 👏 vc 👏 culture 👏 by 👏 calling 👏 your 👏 significant 👏 other 👏 your 👏 partner
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Elon is like the show Lost. You want to believe there’s some grand narrative tying everything together but they’re actually just making shit up as we go along.
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Wow - Zoom’s market cap is now bigger than:
👨🏻🦳Berkshire Hathaway
💳 Visa
💊 Johnson & Johnson
🏬 Walmart
🍎P&G
🌡UnitedHealth
🔨 Home Depot
☎️ Verizon
COMBINED 🤯
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ceo: and so we’re building the hr metaverse
vc: it says here payroll softw..
ceo: metaverse
vc: …
ceo: meta…. verse
vc: where do I wire?
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It’s not easy to be both an infectious disease expert and an electoral college expert but welcome to venture capital, baby
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LMAO just spoke to an idiot that thinks stock prices should be the present value of all future cash flows.
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Are you required to become super annoying if you buy Bitcoin or is it merely suggested?
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Why hasn’t anyone weighed in on how startups should navigate a downturn?
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The *best* part of being a VC with kids must be making up fake conversations with them to post on Twitter as allegories for start ups
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shaking mad thinking about how i was forced to get the polio vaccine before we had 100 years of data
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Partner at vc fund
- infectious disease expert
- federal, state & local tax aficionado
- trickle down macro economist
- space travel moralist
- third world military strategist
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Rare interview with Tiger Global discussing its strategy
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Watching
@matt_levine
with Twitter/Elon right now is like getting to see Jordan in the 90s or Tiger in the 00s.
Just an athlete in his prime performing unlike anything we’ve seen before.
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Any Zoom over 7 people is ridiculous. - 1 person presenting their heart out
- 2 people listening
- everyone else checking email/twitter or playing wordle
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No way this capital gains tax is going to pass. literally everyone i know (VCs and hedge fund managers) hates it.
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I have to admit -
@HindenburgRes
making a full video clipping references of rappers using CashApp to pay for illegal stuff (like drugs and.. um.. murder) is just pure art.
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“I should really run a hedge fund”, he thought to himself 12 years into a bull market with a tech-only portfolio.
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If you believe in yourself you can be the next Steve Jobs. Probably not in terms of success. But like not showering and being kind of a dick, you could do that.
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This is just how Elon Musk settles arguments. Once I made a “your mom” joke at him and now he owns my mom.
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Michael Grimes drove for Uber for years to win the IPO for Morgan Stanley.
Will be interesting to see the lengths investors go to invest in OnlyFans.
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Funny that when Goldman Sachs steals $3.6B it’s called a “good quarter.”
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Broke up with my last girlfriend because she kept buying stocks based on the net present value of future cash flows.
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I have found one productivity hack to be far better than any other. It's allowed me to juggle multiple priorities at once while also having a social life 👇
Not having kids
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Happy mothers day to my mom who definitely wont see this because
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The final round of the Founders Fund interview process
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Crypto investors, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and do some old school DCF analysis to see what these things are actually worth.
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At this point it feels like Andrew Huberman could convince at least 10% of American men to wear diapers.
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New York City survived the largest modern terrorist attack. I think it’ll survive you moving to Darien.
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Why am I in venture?
Oh yeah, it’s because I want to create/shape a future where my unborn daughter never knows the pain of a finite number of note taking apps.
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So you just joined a venture firm after 2 years at Morgan Stanley and 4 years at Penn/Stanford/Harvard etc? Congrats! Time to get to work and start podcasting
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I love that LinkedIn treats “Stealth Startup” as an actual company and that its employee growth is insane.
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📣 No city is perfect for tech 📣
SAN FRANCISCO:
◽️inept government
◽️hostility towards entrepreneurship
◽️unstable power grid
◽️wildfires
◽️chronic housing shortages
NYC:
◽️cold winters
◽️high cost of living
MIAMI:
◽️light rain expected later today
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Elon trying to figure out what excuse will let him walk away without paying a $1B break-up fee.
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Ugh.. just checked and there are 2,755 billionaires in the world. That’s enough to keep these 🧵 guys going for another five or six years.
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“I finally understand the ‘01 crash” - 24 yo vc as valuations fall from 200x to 100x arr
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I promise every founder that I will not fire you as ceo. Hell I won’t join the board. In fact, I won’t do a single thing. My commitment to you is that I will literally do nothing.
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According to Morgan Stanley, at the time when the partnership between Kanye West and Adidas dissolved last year, Kanye accounted for 8% of Adidas revenue and 40% of its profit.
On a short list of all time instantaneous corporate meltdowns.
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Most VCs think they’re Logan but look like Tom, act like Kendall and are actually Connor.
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@SenWarren
never in american history have rich people controlled media companies and it shouldn't start now
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Not sure who needs to hear this but: being vaccinated does NOT mean you can just take last month’s revenue, multiply it by 12 and call it ARR
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Oh good, an email from every store I’ve ever bought anything from.
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I’m not saying you can tell someone is cool by their shoes but I am saying you can tell someone is not cool.
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10 easiest ways to raise venture capital
10. there
9. are
8. many
7. paths
6. to raise
5. and
4. everyone has
3. a different
2. journey
1. Leave job at Stripe
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