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@TheRealTimUrban

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Just a guy. Just a singer. Just a husband. Just a Father. Just a human. For Booking email urbancreativetx @gmail .com

Dallas, TX
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Tim Urban
4 years
I plan on living my life going forward with the understanding that I’ve already been “Canceled” and can therefore be honest and open. So if you deem anything I say to be a reason to cancel me... too late 🤪🤪
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@todayyearsoldig That husky also thought they were the same size prior to this meeting…
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@fasc1nate When he says “back in my day…”
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@DudespostingWs Imagine how surprised his wife was when he woke up.
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@historyinmemes Pretty big window of time there. Could you be more specific I’m trying to plan my retirement.
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@BornAKang Anyone know what ingredient “nah” is referring to? Trying to write down the recipe.
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@DailyLoud And they say love never dies.
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@wonderofscience Bro heard the rifle chamber a round and said “nah you can have these for free!!l”
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@WowTerrifying Nothing anymore you KILLED IT! RIP Kenny.
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7 years
So I think I have a man crush on @Harry_Styles #HarryStyles #DunkirkMovie
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5 years
This is one of the purest and best things I’ve seen in a while. @Louis_Tomlinson you’ve been through something I can’t imagine. Watching you turn that loss into something like this is beautiful. #LouisAndRichard
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@fasc1nate Bro is so chill with it too! Like it’s not even a thing. I can’t remember where the phone in my hand is most of the time.
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@latestinspace WHAT IS IT RUNNING AWAY FROM?!?!
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@vidsthatgohard I mean I kinda think he’s aqua man too…
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4 years
This little Jedi is 6 today. My wife stayed up late last night finishing this costume for her :)
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1 year
@Dexerto Genuinely the best idea ever for people who have this kind of following. No need to ingest the hatred of sad people who take their personal issues out on others.
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@fasc1nate Really makes you question public pools. Can’t be to careful out there.
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@vidsthatgohard 10 years ago he could’ve made it to the other trees. Now his wife won’t even look at him anymore and he’s in a dead end job that he hates. He still believes he has that greatness in him and just wanted to feel alive again.
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7 years
Cars 3 trailer has me emotionally on pause. How I view the world may be changed forever.
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3 years
The Snowden Pardon thing is so fascinating. A huge part of me is incredibly grateful for what he exposed and the risk he took to get it out. What the US government has done to infringe on our liberties is terrifying and needs to be exposed. #PardonSnowden
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1 year
@TheJoeySwoll Grandpa looking smooth with it though.
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4 years
@MileyCyrus Hey I doubt you remember me but 10 years ago you stood up for me on American Idol and I’ve shared that story a lot because it showed how much you cared when others didn’t. Thank you!
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@fasc1nate Did he answer any of her prayers though?
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4 years
You’re a clown behind a keyboard posing as a deity. So I guess we can call it even.
You're a mass extinction event posing as a civilization.
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@Rainmaker1973 Bro skips leg day
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@_richhomiehan Can she text ME sometime? I’ll scratch her car if I need to…
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@DailyLoud The rest of the world wondering why Netflix hates them….
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@historyinmemes Those inventions didn’t fail. We failed them…
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The architect: “that was just the first drawing! You weren’t supposed to build it like that!”
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@Rainmaker1973 This looks like the sheriff of Nottingham shaking down the poor peasants in the animated Robin Hood.
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1 year
@ML_Philosophy Because marriage doesn’t mean what it used to. Marriage without a true lifelong commitment to working through difficult times and building a lasting family and legacy is just an unnecessary financial risk for men. Both men and women have lost this view of marriage btw.
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4 years
Y’all... the Mavs are legit... like I’m trying not to get too hyped but.... THEY’RE freaking LEGIT!!! @dallasmavs @SkinWade
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6 years
I’m trying to get @Camila_Cabello to see my cover of Havana. I re wrote the verse from the guy perspective. Retweet?? #havana #CamilaCabello
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@rjochoa @dallascowboys This had me in my feelings for a minute. Love to see it!
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@vidsthatgohard They’re auditioning for a Pixar movie.
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@latestinspace Imagine how insane it would be to watch that coming towards earth…
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3 years
If you believe that both major parties are filled with liars, cheats and power hungry people using divide and conquer to pit us against each other for their own gain, you are largely correct and @BridgetPhetasy is your leader now haha
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@Culture_Crit But he was trash at TikTok dances.
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8 years
Incredibles 2 in 2018 and Toy Story 4 in 2019!!! Can I pre buy tickets now??
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4 months
@NicoleLewisLCSW When you outsource your critical thinking and creativity to technology and society has removed most of the necessity to work in order to survive, you end up with dumb, lazy people with no “need” to improve themselves.
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@mikep_lbi Some fixer upper white chick is turning it into a diy TikTok series. I can almost see her annoyed, exhausted husband trying to smile in the background now…
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@MAstronomers White washing history right in front of our eyes.
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@historydefined Bet they were trash at Fortnite.
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2 years
@mcuban Who gets to decide what is the right medical information? The federal government? The pharmaceutical companies? Whoever has the most MDs on their side? Or should people be allowed access to as much info as possible to make their own choices?
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@BridgetPhetasy What people have lost sight of is that what makes this point in history so incredibly unique is the idea of personal freedom. Didn’t exist almost anywhere ever and not we are giving it away for the sake of some false idea of safety. You don’t get freedom back easily.
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@ConceptualJames I thought this was a joke... someone should edit this photo and put their citizens death tolls next to their image.
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@ML_Philosophy Sure do. He never went to college and bounced around jobs while trying to get famous doing music. Now he makes videos playing golf. I was homeschooled. It’s me…
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@RGIII “I’m too old to be canceled so f*€k it!”
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@TheIconPop @MileyCyrus She was a guest mentor one week and after my performance that week the judges were pretty harsh and she stood up for me after their comments.
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@uncensoredpromo They act like a married couple
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@iupdate If by perfect product you mean an unnecessarily poorly designed product that people still feel obligated to purchase because its sold by apple and better fits the overall aesthetic of the rest of their Apple gear so they use it even though it’s inferior. Then yes. It’s perfect 🤣
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@WowTerrifying Whatever he’s getting paid it’s not enough.
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9 years
Did @kanyewest just say that it wasn't about him and then announce he was running for president? after saying he was high? #kanyewest #VMAs
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@Rainmaker1973 Bro paid a lot for that tan and you just gunna wash it away like that? Dang…
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@Gabriele_Corno If she’s just married the accountant like her mom told her to she’d have a house to keep those chicks in. Instead she ran off with the lead rooster and is stuck out in the rain…
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@amazingmap Just imagine how many times you could cross it if you knew how to move in anything besides a straight line.
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@fasc1nate Who put up the wooden beams at the bottom?!?!
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3 years
@AP Super glad they’ve gotten the huge crime spike under control and can get around to sting operations at small businesses....
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3 years
Taco Bell is everyone’s favorite fast food place that they don’t want to admit to.
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@MAstronomers It looks moldy…
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4 years
You never saw it but behind these eyes I’ve fought depression and thoughts of suicide. I’m grateful to be on the other side of that but I wanted y’all to know that you aren’t alone and life is worth living.
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@TheInsiderPaper These fat gators or skills fellas? Makes a big difference in my fear level.
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@hamcarless I asked for this.
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@ML_Philosophy Looks are the worst investment ever. They seem to have a lot of initial value but the reality is that looks, like money or fame can’t make you truly happy and character, personality is worth far more.
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@MAstronomers This is like looking a picture of an old friend who isn’t a friend anymore. I miss the good old days when Pluto was a planet… stay strong Pluto!!
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@0xgaut The community notes on this is unnecessary sassy and I like it hahaha
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3 years
@BridgetPhetasy @adamdavid85 This is a heartbreaking conversation... we can’t lose these resources! Peoples lives are at stake!
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@historyinmemes Legs apart… no kids.
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@mariolopezviva If they taste like the pink ones from the number 2 pencils it will be a nice blast from the past.
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@Rainmaker1973 Me not wanting to look at my bank account but also knowing I just spent more than I should…
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3 years
@ClayTravis When are you going? I’m singing the anthem and God Bless America at the Rangers game this Saturday!
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@uncensoredpromo It be like that sometimes…
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@danorlovsky7 Like punting on 3rd down kinda game changer…
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11 years
The idiocy of people making fun of this guy for praying and doing whatever he needs to to make this walk is unbelievable. #skywire
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11 years
One of the saddest things to me is when a girl hurts herself to try and become someone else's idea of beauty. You are beautiful as you are!
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@ML_Philosophy Well as someone who actually knows it all I simply correct them…
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9 years
That performance by @justinbieber has made me respect him even more. I'm impressed! #VMAs #JustinBieber
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@US_FDA So you’re going to stop being funded by the drug companies and actually protect people? Didn’t think so. 🤡🤡🤡
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9 years
There was something honest and emotional about the end of @justinbieber performance. It was different than the rest. #JustinBieber #VMAs
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@ZubyMusic Those were dark days..
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This is terrifying. This power is never given back. You may agree with where it’s aimed now but you won’t get to choose where it gets aimed later on.
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2 years
Biden has labeled freedom of speech as a terroristic threat to the U.S. Homeland.
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@MAstronomers Those trees are dead…
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11 years
Here is the album art for my single Perfectly You! What do you think? http://t.co/zXlFXrtE
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10 years
No one else really knows the potential you have inside. God put it there and you have the chance to find it!!
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@MAstronomers Nah bro is doing a planets workload for a moons pay and that’s not right. If I was him I’d peace out and find a more appreciative solar system. Get that bag Pluto!
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11 years
If I ever lost sight of my relationship with Christ I would also have lost my purpose and hope in life. #HeISmystrength
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4 years
This is for any of the college football players in the DFW area that didn’t get to have a pro day and could use a tape to send NFL teams. @JC1053 @HelmanDC
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Just got asked to sing the National Anthem at the Texas Rangers game April 2nd! 3rd game in the new ballpark!! Super stoked about it! #rangers @Rangers #baseball @BenRogers @JaredSandler
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11 years
#HaylorBreakUpSongTitles I thought we already decided this? ;) #HeCanKeepHisAccent
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11 years
I'm not looking for an easy love. That rarely lasts. I'm looking for a love that makes me want to fight for it no matter what.
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9 years
Thank you @ToriKelly for putting on a vocal lesson for everyone....wow... I wish I was a quarter of the singer you are!! #VMAs #torikelly
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@MalevolentAstra Kinda looks like they own this 🤷🏼‍♂️
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10 years
I have to watch her breath every couple of minutes or I get worried that something could be wrong. #newdaddyproblems http://t.co/5q0o8WcBaV
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4 years
This man is a beast of a player and a better dude! @JourdanJD
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4 years
Jourdan Lewis is now tied for third on the #Cowboys with four sacks on the season. He's a cornerback, btw. Proof: He also has two interceptions, a team-high. P.S. He was a backup for several games this season and still has these numbers.
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@BridgetPhetasy I honestly can’t wait till Newsom and Cuomo go head to head in the primary.... “no you’re the worst governor ever!” “No you’re the worst!”
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10 years
You're beautiful. Not because of the way you look but because of the person you are.
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3 years
@SSawning Please for the sake of our children and the generations to come, stop with this insanity!
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4 years
Ok who remembers this slide?!?! Cause it was pretty smooth!
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1 year
@OTerrifying Bro the acoustics out there are way better than I expected. Barely even hear the storm.
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14 years
"it's a shame that we so often find ourselves worried about meaningless things, when millions of peoples only concern is their next breath"
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