Marbukh
@TheMarbukh
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Bake them away, toys!
Texas via Virginia, NY, USSR
Joined July 2013
Based on your profile, I’m going to assume the only thing higher than the number of cats you own is your BMI.
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Ma’am, the lip injections might have affected your brain.
@TheMarbukh @iamyesyouareno Hey, fuck off.🖕🏼
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Sure hope every broadcast cuts away to this when it happens.
With 12 passing yards on Sunday vs. the Packers, J.J. McCarthy will pass Joe Webb for 32nd on the Vikings' all-time list for career passing yards
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If they took this show off gym and hotel TV's it would have 0 weekly viewers
"[Drake Maye] is a liar…First Take is the number one morning show..don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that. Don’t tell me you a athlete and you don’t know that Cam Newton is on this show. You lying." – Stephen A. Smith
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I believe your type is what is known as a gay man.
Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator 4. No clothes on the floor 5. No dishes in the sink 6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1) 7. Owns a hairbrush 8. Plants
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No culture is safe from nerds in Japan. Any song your people have or dish they make. Japanese autism will seize it and do it ten times better than your ancestors could’ve ever imagined.
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I started working with Candace Owens on the Charlie Kirk assassination investigation. You'll never believe what I found. Charlie was assassinated on September 10th. On that very same day, a Jewish guy in Miami was caught speeding and passing a red light. You cannot
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Why can’t YOU clean your one-bedroom apartment?
If you would like to pay $30 for a pint of strawberries, $700 for someone to clean your one-bedroom apartment, and $100,000 for a new roof on your normal-sized house, then deporting all undocumented people is a policy you should support.
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This is incredible.
If Christopher Guest wrote a mockumentary making fun of Christian Nationalists, he couldn’t write something funnier than this
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Man whoever did these tariffs in the first place must have been a complete moron.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has just signed an executive order ELIMINATING tariffs on beef, coffee, and tropical fruits This is an effort to bring down food prices in America, as voters voice concerns about affordability. Keep focusing on affordability, 47.
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A long, long time ago, an average moisture farmer could buy this house, support a wife and a teenaged boy, and still have money left over for a translator droid and an R2 unit. Today a two-income household can't even buy a passage to Alderaan for less than 17,000.
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Nicholas Winton saved 669 Jewish children from the Nazis and told no one. He kept it secret for 50 years. In 1988, while sitting in a TV audience, he was surprised by the very children he rescued, now grown adults. https://t.co/j2yEijtVfF
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As the Chinese say, “chà bu duō!”
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Hongqi bridge collapses in southwest China, months after opening.
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This is another unexpected benefit of phone-free schools: big drops in # of fights and disciplinary referrals. I'm hearing this from so many schools. The constant drama and conflict on social media often leads to real-world fights. Shut it down for 7 hours a day.
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