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Dan March

@TheDanMarch

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Actor, writer, comedian, voiceover. Big fan of Voltaire, Moliere and Baudelaire. #NotPretentious. & @realmacguffins. Agents: @cloreclients & @vocalpointuk

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@TheDanMarch
Dan March
3 years
Britain's answer to Disneyworld is now open - a fairytale kingdom for the whole family to enjoy #Brexitland #BrexitBenefits
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@gavinesler
Gavin Esler
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The party which cut 20000 police officers thinks of a number and says it will recruit 10000. I do sometimes wonder how stupid they think we all are.
@KemiBadenoch
Kemi Badenoch
23 days
Conservatives will restore law and order. Under Labour, victims are failed, criminals walk free and trust in policing has collapsed. Our Policing Plan will recruit 10,000 officers, triple stop & search, and introduce hotspot patrols. Only Conservatives have the backbone to act.
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@bmay
Brendan May
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This is very moving. I’d much rather have this decent, competent and committed public servant with obvious depth of soul and character in charge than the alternative spectrum of options, who range from the crassly venal to the utterly absurd.
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@AlunDaviesMS
Alun Davies AS / MS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺
2 months
Let’s have that report on Russian interference published in full.
@LizWebsterSBF
Liz Webster
2 months
🚨 TREASON? He was Reform Party’s Welsh Leader, but now he’s looking at jail sentence. Nathan Gill pleaded guilty to 8 bribery charges - he took money 💰 to push pro Russian propaganda in EU parliament. Remember: Russia Report, the official account of Russian interference in UK
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@RhonddaBryant
Chris Bryant
2 months
I love the idea that she ‘checked’
@BestForBritain
Best for Britain
2 months
Kemi Badenoch: "Last time I checked Northern Ireland did vote to leave." Might be a good idea to check again.
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@Parody_PM
Parody Nigel Farage
2 months
This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.
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@haveigotnews
Have I Got News For You
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Kemi Badenoch:                                                  On herself, Sep. 2024: “I don’t have gaffes. I never have to clarify, because I think very carefully about what I say.”        On Brexit, Oct. 2025: “The last time I checked, Northern Ireland did vote to leave”
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@EdwardJDavey
Ed Davey
2 months
Elon Musk is no friend of our United Kingdom. He should be held to account for allowing truly vile and illegal child abuse content on his platform.
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@JonathanPieNews
Jonathan Pie
2 months
A decent, law abiding British Patriot attempting to kill a council worker. Nice one.
@DaveAtherton20
David Atherton
2 months
The council wants to take a Union Jack down. British 🇬🇧 patriots have other ideas.
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@TheDanMarch
Dan March
4 months
.@bbctms one for @ZaltzCricket what is the fewest number of deliveries to accumulate 100 runs in Test cricket? Eg a batsman going from 14 to 114 in just 45 deliveries….
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@jdpoc
John O'Connell
6 months
Recently elected Reform councillors, resigning, has now hit 22. Each by-election will cost £10,000 of taxpayers money. And all because none of them had any intention of doing the job in the first place. £1/4 Million so far.
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@Number10cat
Larry the Cat
7 months
If you're wondering why so many right wing accounts on here are posting hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.
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@BWalkerTTAGGG
Bill Walker
7 months
@SethAbramson Trump just wants to be famous. And creating the Greater Depression will do that. There's nothing "reciprocal" about the Trump Blockade. He attacked the countries that had NO tariffs on US goods, like Australia, Switzerland, and Singapore. He broke all of our trade treaties, and
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@LauraRiggaro
Laura Riggaro
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Elon Musk is mad about Judge McConnell’s decision to unfreeze federal grants… So he posted a picture of his daughter, her full name, her position of where she works, and a page of a signed tax statement she filed. The judge’s daughter. 😯
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@campbellclaret
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
10 months
Hey megalomusk - take a look ⬇️
@gideonrachman
Gideon Rachman
10 months
The award winning reporter, Andrew Norfolk, who broke the grooming scandal says that far from covering up the problem, Starmer made the prosecutions possible
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@JonathanPieNews
Jonathan Pie
11 months
Just when you think Suella Braverman couldn’t say anything more moronic than: “Being homeless is a lifestyle choice”, she gifts us with this fresh slice of idiocy:
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@AdamJSchwarz
Adam Schwarz
11 months
Richard Tice in 2018 on George Soros' donation to UK groups: "He doesn't live here. He doesn't pay taxes here. What right has he got to interfere with our democracy?" Tice in 2024 ahead of Elon Musk's donation to Reform UK: "If Mr Musk can legally donate... We'd be delighted."
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@campbellclaret
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
11 months
BREAKING NEWS: French billionaire Jean-Louis Le Riche and German industrialist Hans-Dietrich Geldmann have agreed to donate 200m Euros to a new campaign to get 🇬🇧 back into the EU after the disaster of Brexit. Happy to announce I will be campaign director. I’m sure @Nigel_Farage
@AdamJSchwarz
Adam Schwarz
11 months
Richard Tice in 2018 on George Soros' donation to UK groups: "He doesn't live here. He doesn't pay taxes here. What right has he got to interfere with our democracy?" Tice in 2024 ahead of Elon Musk's donation to Reform UK: "If Mr Musk can legally donate... We'd be delighted."
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@implausibleblog
Farrukh
1 year
Ian Hislop, "2 million people.. Kemi Badenoch said this meant we had to have an immediate election and Keir Starmer should resign" "Yet in 2019 Kemi Badenoch said we govern by elections, not petitions" Stacey Dooley, "Also wasn't there a petition for Brexit, which had 6
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@a_toots
Moog
1 year
Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
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