Dan March
@TheDanMarch
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Actor, writer, comedian, voiceover. Big fan of Voltaire, Moliere and Baudelaire. #NotPretentious. & @realmacguffins. Agents: @cloreclients & @vocalpointuk
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Joined January 2009
Britain's answer to Disneyworld is now open - a fairytale kingdom for the whole family to enjoy #Brexitland #BrexitBenefits
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The party which cut 20000 police officers thinks of a number and says it will recruit 10000. I do sometimes wonder how stupid they think we all are.
Conservatives will restore law and order. Under Labour, victims are failed, criminals walk free and trust in policing has collapsed. Our Policing Plan will recruit 10,000 officers, triple stop & search, and introduce hotspot patrols. Only Conservatives have the backbone to act.
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This is very moving. I’d much rather have this decent, competent and committed public servant with obvious depth of soul and character in charge than the alternative spectrum of options, who range from the crassly venal to the utterly absurd.
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Let’s have that report on Russian interference published in full.
🚨 TREASON? He was Reform Party’s Welsh Leader, but now he’s looking at jail sentence. Nathan Gill pleaded guilty to 8 bribery charges - he took money 💰 to push pro Russian propaganda in EU parliament. Remember: Russia Report, the official account of Russian interference in UK
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This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.
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Kemi Badenoch: On herself, Sep. 2024: “I don’t have gaffes. I never have to clarify, because I think very carefully about what I say.” On Brexit, Oct. 2025: “The last time I checked, Northern Ireland did vote to leave”
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Elon Musk is no friend of our United Kingdom. He should be held to account for allowing truly vile and illegal child abuse content on his platform.
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.@bbctms one for @ZaltzCricket what is the fewest number of deliveries to accumulate 100 runs in Test cricket? Eg a batsman going from 14 to 114 in just 45 deliveries….
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Recently elected Reform councillors, resigning, has now hit 22. Each by-election will cost £10,000 of taxpayers money. And all because none of them had any intention of doing the job in the first place. £1/4 Million so far.
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If you're wondering why so many right wing accounts on here are posting hateful things about the late Pope, the reason is simple: he told them that they should care about other people.
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@SethAbramson Trump just wants to be famous. And creating the Greater Depression will do that. There's nothing "reciprocal" about the Trump Blockade. He attacked the countries that had NO tariffs on US goods, like Australia, Switzerland, and Singapore. He broke all of our trade treaties, and
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Elon Musk is mad about Judge McConnell’s decision to unfreeze federal grants… So he posted a picture of his daughter, her full name, her position of where she works, and a page of a signed tax statement she filed. The judge’s daughter. 😯
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Just when you think Suella Braverman couldn’t say anything more moronic than: “Being homeless is a lifestyle choice”, she gifts us with this fresh slice of idiocy:
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Richard Tice in 2018 on George Soros' donation to UK groups: "He doesn't live here. He doesn't pay taxes here. What right has he got to interfere with our democracy?" Tice in 2024 ahead of Elon Musk's donation to Reform UK: "If Mr Musk can legally donate... We'd be delighted."
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BREAKING NEWS: French billionaire Jean-Louis Le Riche and German industrialist Hans-Dietrich Geldmann have agreed to donate 200m Euros to a new campaign to get 🇬🇧 back into the EU after the disaster of Brexit. Happy to announce I will be campaign director. I’m sure @Nigel_Farage
Richard Tice in 2018 on George Soros' donation to UK groups: "He doesn't live here. He doesn't pay taxes here. What right has he got to interfere with our democracy?" Tice in 2024 ahead of Elon Musk's donation to Reform UK: "If Mr Musk can legally donate... We'd be delighted."
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Ian Hislop, "2 million people.. Kemi Badenoch said this meant we had to have an immediate election and Keir Starmer should resign" "Yet in 2019 Kemi Badenoch said we govern by elections, not petitions" Stacey Dooley, "Also wasn't there a petition for Brexit, which had 6
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