I know Tyrone’s mom is a MENACE at her job 😭🤣😭🤣 “You know my baby works at NASA?” “Oh Tyrone? My son? The one at NASA?” “I tried to call Tyrone earlier but you know at NASA they can’t be answering the phone…”
@MarkDice
@tristennnnn_
@jamescharles
@MorpheBrushes
Imagine tweeting that a healthy and happy child should be removed from their home to experience the shame, trauma, and forced assimilation you received all so that they might possibly fit the mold of a “responsible and well-adjusted man on America” -whatever that is. 😂😂😂
@euphoriaHBO
Hm. I think Cal is dead. I think Rue is missing and I think Cassie is gonna break. But this damn show is so wild I could be completely wrong
@_Triceeeey
Me with my airpods in, mad at myself for flying Spirit when I KNEW some ghetto mess was gonna gonna go down as soon I boarded this raggedy plane. 😭😭😭
@og_breaux
One thing my fat behind gone do is eat. We love a meal, a lil snack, somethin sweet, just a taste, an I-could-go-for, a bit of, or any other iteration of stopping off to get foods 😭😂
@KimberlyNFoster
I r said this in my group chats about her. Oftentimes her (very insightful) criticisms and observations are good, but they get lost in the antics.
@Ammmberrr15
For folks who say it takes too long-
Cocoa butter oil on a moist (NOT wet) towel. You can pass it over your whole body in seconds. Then use a thicker lotion on your drier areas 🧴
@fauxdenzel
Joe actually had a point- until he made this about Crissle. He actually could have started a really productive conversation but instead chose to get on his high horse. The conversation was clearly above him.
@lorelaisrose
Followed closely by holiday (mainly Christmas or Halloween) episodes and “Flashback” episodes where they show scenes from previous episodes.
@crissles
I got my second Moderna dose a week ago today. This time next week you not gonna be able to tell me nothing. I will be for the streets all the rest of 2021 😂😭😂
@ImKindaFunny901
@_yoadrienne515
Well y’all this was so much fun. Y’all tell y’all mama an nem I said hello. It was so nice to see everybody! Nah I don’t need a to go plate I seen enough tonight. Beautiful ceremony. Y’all be blessed. No I can get out to my car on my own y’all stay sitting down. Bye now 😂
@seangarrette
My favorite is when someone is acknowledging just how famous she is and she acts completely surprised like girl…and Beyoncé does the same thing. Why yall acting like you don’t know who you are 😂🤣😂🤣
@vinetrria
You’re right, just dim the lights all the way down. By all the way down I mean turn them off. Close the blinds too. Pull the sunlight canceling curtains together as well. I’m saying I look FANTASTIC in a pitch black room. Put me in a room with absolutely no light and I kill it.
@NelliSky_
@emoblackdick
I would agree that it’s rare, but my best-friend and I are making it happen. Here’s to more non-toxic, non-sexual, supportive, loving, mutually beneficial friendships between gay men!
@smoke_nd_pearlz
She did what absolutely needed to be done. He called her bluff and she humbled him. We know folks love to humble a black woman so now they’re reaching for any excuse to come at her. She executed this flawlessly.
Just watched this music video from
@patrickstarrr
to celebrate the launch of his new beauty brand ‘One Size’ or ‘O/S’ and I still smiling. What a fierce, fun and fabulous video for the launch of this inclusive and minority-owned beauty brand. Bravo, Patrick and congratulations!
@okayysophi
Imagine looking like this and having the AUDACITY to hate your skin color. 😂😂😂 A whole beauty out here with clear skin ON TOP of the melanin.
@monetxchange
Pshhh not me. ITS JUNIPER BREEZE SIS I GOT THAT BUY 3 GET 3 BODY CARE DEAL YOU NEED A COUPON GRAB ME A COUPLE ROSE WALLFLOWERS WHEN YOU GO I RAN OUT
@chescaleigh
Imagine YOUR internet noteriety or clout or follower count being even *slightly* dependent on someone YOU call “washed up”. It’s the lack of self awareness that is really sending me. 🤣
@RealCandaceO
@RubinReport
I don’t know who paid you and how much but sis collect that check. I hope the amount was worth all this foolishness that I’m seeing on your twitter feed because my goodness, it is an absolute mess.
@ShantaFabulous
Listen MaryAnn sent her the wrong spreadsheets AGAIN and lil sis is not having it. The project is only projected out till March 3rd she has no time for games. 😂😭😂😭😭😭
@kemimarie
Never was allowed to stay at sleepovers 😭😂. My parents would drop me off, let me hang out for a couple of hours then come pick me right back up. They didn’t play that at all.
I’m watching
@RavenElyseTV
’s new vlog and sis I am STRESSED at all these DIY projects happening simultaneously 😭😂. She got caulk, foam, paint, clay, houla hoops, bowls and the list goes on. IM TIRED FOR YOU SIS 😂😂😂😂
@Lavernecox
@KingAmiyahScott
A comedy where Amiyah and Laverne find out they’re dating the same man through a lipgloss left in his car that both of them claim to be a prototype for their rival makeup brands. They realize he’s been helping them “create” the same products so they decide to get revenge.
For those people criticizing Kylie for going to Coachella:
Stormi is probably being better taken care of at just a few weeks old than you have been for the entirety of you poor life. Y’all really think she left this baby alone in a closet until she came home? Lmao
@dynastyycolee
Yasss we love an ✨influencer✨. Tell him there is totally a market for straight men doing makeup reviews...y’all might be on to something here 😉
If the Fairy Godmothers at Disney can put a black girl’s heart into a bun, I don’t want to hear anything about runway models not having anyone on set to do their hair or makeup. Please be serious.
@chescaleigh
Also this is a great reminder that just because YOU don’t like something does *not* mean that it is a bad thing. It’s a feel good daytime talk show. It has an audience. You are not that audience and that’s ok.
When Stevie Nicks comes on. Don’t talk to me. I’m dancing. I’m vibing. Conjuring. Might start floating across the room. “Stand Back” just came on and I almost crashed my car 😭😂😭.
@billboard
No need to read the article is trash and so is he and honestly billboard I’m ready to throw you away too for giving this idiocy a platform. 🙄
@TheKalenAllen
@TomiLahren
This is what happens when you are more committed to to trying to go viral than you are to decency. It’s sad. She can’t be happy. You don’t sit in this negativity all day every day and lead a happy life. There’s no way.
@RavenElyseTV
Serious question:
What do y’all be posting in your close friends? Cause mine are sometimes just people who don’t want to post their kids on social media for everyone to see, or people who saw a work-specific meme or maybe a post that has too many curse words 😂😂😂
@pastorlocke
@cmclymer
Imagine being a PASTOR and sitting on Twitter saying these things to someone. This guy wouldn’t know Jesus if he sat down in front of him fresh off the cross. 🙄
When your night was quiet and mostly calm but you remember how you’ve been having trouble sleeping and then
@MysticxLipstick
says she’s gonna read Gemini’s next.