Celery Man
@ETHEEEREAL
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┏┓.┃┃╱╲ in.┃╱╱╲╲ this.╱╱╭╮╲╲ house.▔▏┗┛▕▔ we stan .╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲. @_FloMilli ❗️💯 .╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲.▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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his awakening is imminent.
Woman shows IShowSpeed the middle finger after he went to an outdoor restaurant
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nigga said a high school parking lot look like a strip club parking lot and niggas let that slide fr omfg.
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His classmates wack cuz by day 5 I woulda been doin it wit him 😭.
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my nigga what in the fuck.
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No kap this one single picture let me know this nigga did everything they say he did.
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Drake: “Nigga when I die put my money in a grave!”. Drake’s son:
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Bro on a bean at brekky wit 3 rollies on.
#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛.Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
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📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉.
I just grabbed some doge I’m tired of missing out.
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I have been crying laughing at this wit Zack ay man Thug might be one of the funniest niggas on planet earth omfg like real tears
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Krazy thing is out of all this, she prolly jus wanted her pussy ate.
Ya’ll know DJ Khaled is always going to go above and beyond for his Queen ❤️
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No kap I feel like I could rock out in here for a lil while….
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I never wanted something to drop this much ever in my life 😭.
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nigga done took the substance smh.
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All my cats follow me around my hood like a gang 🙏🏾. if u know me irl u know this is my dream 😭
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*walks into guitar center*.Employee: Not this guy again 😒.Me:
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These mfkers wanna regulate some shit so bad regulate the GODDAMN LUMENS ON THESE NEW CARS HEADLIGHTS FUCK NIGGA DAMN CANT DRIVE AT NIGHT AT ALL WITOUT A NIGGA GIVING YOU LASIK SURGERY AT A STOP SIGN OR A RED LIGHT 😭.
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Me in the crib decimated off 3 beans staring out the window at 7am
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I like cash and my hair to my ass!.Do the dash can you make it go fast?!
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Also the irony in this being one of the only few visions she had where she didn’t misinterpret none of it, saw it clear as day.
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Me leavin da club crossfaded making sure I got all my shit on me
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"Now I know some of you are asking, what could leaning back do for me?" http://t.co/nmVZFTNNT8.
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Ima tell y’all now!! .that new Carti! .fire! .as! .fuck!!!! . Jus wait n see 🧛🏿♂️
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This how you supposed to hold down yo main mans ❤️ shoutout Lil blood
This is my best friend Minnow. A few weeks ago we were supposed to go to a baseball game but I had to go work on music in Nashville. I got to see him today and surprised him with this xbox! Never forget your friends!
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accurate depiction of all 5 retrogrades trying to kill me simultaneously
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When my new album drop and somebody try to say they not feeling it
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Standing.
y’all record sitting or standing? 🤔.
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No one:. Guitar Center Employees: “How in tf did he get back in here. we locked the doors. ”. Me:
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Nigga was spamming the d pad lmfao.
nah this is hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Last nite at the bar @father looks at me dead in my eyes and goes 🤏🏾 “bloop got your nose!” then very sincerely said “Ay sorry bro I’m still in Dad mode” 😂😂😂😂😂.
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This guy let them murder his close friend and still profits from it. Weak. No one cares what this weak bitch thinks. And you contributed nothing to Nirvana except looking goofy.
Nirvana's Krist Novoselic praised Donald Trump for his "strong and direct" law and order speech: "He knocked it out of the park"
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To be honest, homie shot out the gate as a Carti clone so how he birthed something that was there before him?
Smokepurpp claims he "birthed" the SoundCloud rapper generation.
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Nigga got the babadook inside him hell nah.
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The feds randomly reactivated my nigga account and its probably wiretapped by homeland let’s gooooo 💯 @zackfox
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It need to stay right there
'Kyoto' is right around the corner 🐯
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Awful Records. 10 years. Terminal West. ATL June 15th. LA TBA. NY TBA.
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Wow my first official plaque 🙏🏾. You so talented and beautiful and I’m so grateful and so proud of you @_FloMilli❗️Keep killin dese folks, we got more otw 😎 💯
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Me, speeding in my own lane, avoiding drama, smiling at my demons and on the way to happiness.
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100k for brakes I’m putting my fuckin feet thru the floor like Fred Flinstone.
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Ayo why he do this 😭😭😭😭.
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Idgaf I’ll give a mouse a cookie I really am just wild like that 💯
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Not even gon kap down I been dying for y’all to hear Carti new swag fr fr jus wait bruh really been in a wild ass bag.
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I LITERALLY CAN NOT GO OUT INTO PUBLIC WITH THIS NIGGA @bootymath .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/RA52oaGGQY.
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These type of folks who they expect us to believe in to “save” us lmfao. these are the gatekeepers. a 200 yr old bitch who shut off n rebooted mid interview 😭😭😭😭. n this old nigga shit himself on stage 😂😂😂😂 bro if we don’t get tf up n fuckin revolt. nah fr 😭.
Cleanup on aisle Nadler.
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Man fuck a chart 😂😂😂 go learn who I am fam 😂😂😂✌🏾
@ETHEEEREAL Congrats on the success but if I didn't chart we can't universally accept it as a hit record.
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Anthony Fantano said Lil Pump was fun and called Uzi Vert pretentious I could never listen to shit he got to say about music 😂💯.
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Lake Lanier will never be safe because of all the black farmers and families they literally flooded out and killed to make that weak ass park. Like most of America.
#BREAKING Multiple agencies are searching Lake Lanier in Gainesville after two men went under water while swimming, and did not resurface. Family members and 20 emergency workers from @COGPolice, @hallcofire, @GaDNRLE & the Army Core of Engineers are on scene. #fox5atl
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