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@ETHEEEREAL

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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
2 years
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we stan ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ @_FloMilli ❗️💯 ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Celery Man
19 days
nigga said a high school parking lot look like a strip club parking lot and niggas let that slide fr omfg
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jordan
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this bar aged like some bad milk😭
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Celery Man
2 years
His classmates wack cuz by day 5 I woulda been doin it wit him 😭
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Gotta respect the consistency 🤣 (via daddyjaydon/TT)
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Celery Man
2 years
my nigga what in the fuck
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Celery Man
3 years
No kap this one single picture let me know this nigga did everything they say he did
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3 years
D’Fuck Kellz was on?
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Celery Man
5 years
Drake: “Nigga when I die put my money in a grave!” Drake’s son:
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Celery Man
10 months
Bro on a bean at brekky wit 3 rollies on
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Dr. Buzz Aldrin
10 months
#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
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Celery Man
2 years
Ayo.. these niggas fits is INSANE 😭
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Celery Man
3 years
📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
@MeekMill
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3 years
I just grabbed some doge I’m tired of missing out
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Celery Man
3 years
I have been crying laughing at this wit Zack ay man Thug might be one of the funniest niggas on planet earth omfg like real tears
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Celery Man
4 years
💯
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Celery Man
3 years
Krazy thing is out of all this, she prolly jus wanted her pussy ate.
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Ya’ll know DJ Khaled is always going to go above and beyond for his Queen ❤️
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Celery Man
6 years
Ay
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Celery Man
1 year
No kap I feel like I could rock out in here for a lil while…
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Celery Man
3 years
I never wanted something to drop this much ever in my life 😭
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
19 days
@Tinytoraa Y’all are so fucking weird bro omg lmao
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Celery Man
3 years
All my cats follow me around my hood like a gang 🙏🏾.. if u know me irl u know this is my dream 😭
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
7 years
*walks into guitar center* Employee: Not this guy again 😒 Me:
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Celery Man
4 years
Me in the crib decimated off 3 beans staring out the window at 7am
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
6 years
This how I’m swatting away the fuckery
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Celery Man
5 years
I like cash and my hair to my ass! Do the dash can you make it go fast?!
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Celery Man
7 years
When my existential dread sets in.
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Celery Man
4 years
Also the irony in this being one of the only few visions she had where she didn’t misinterpret none of it, saw it clear as day.
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3 years
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Celery Man
6 months
why did he do this 😭😭😭
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Celery Man
6 years
The fuck is wrong wit this nigga 😂😭
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Celery Man
3 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
1 month
@zackfox OVO releasing the mq-9 reaper to your coordinates as we speak
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
3 years
In the Top 10 greatest freestyles of all time 💯
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@ETHEEEREAL
Celery Man
6 years
Me leavin da club crossfaded making sure I got all my shit on me
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Celery Man
3 months
bro rest Akira Toriyama 🕊️
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Celery Man
9 years
"Now I know some of you are asking, what could leaning back do for me?" http://t.co/nmVZFTNNT8
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Celery Man
4 years
Ima tell y’all now!! that new Carti! fire! as! fuck!!!! Jus wait n see 🧛🏿‍♂️
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Celery Man
6 years
This how you supposed to hold down yo main mans ❤️ shoutout Lil blood
@masonramsey
Mason Ramsey
6 years
This is my best friend Minnow. A few weeks ago we were supposed to go to a baseball game but I had to go work on music in Nashville. I got to see him today and surprised him with this xbox! Never forget your friends!
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6 years
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Celery Man
6 years
accurate depiction of all 5 retrogrades trying to kill me simultaneously
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Celery Man
6 years
When my new album drop and somebody try to say they not feeling it
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Celery Man
4 years
Nah
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Celery Man
6 years
Standing
@BigBabyScumbag
black joe dirt
6 years
y’all record sitting or standing? 🤔
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Celery Man
4 years
No one: Guitar Center Employees: “How in tf did he get back in here...we locked the doors..” Me:
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Celery Man
2 years
Nigga was spamming the d pad lmfao
nah this is hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Celery Man
2 years
Last nite at the bar @father looks at me dead in my eyes and goes 🤏🏾 “bloop got your nose!” then very sincerely said “Ay sorry bro I’m still in Dad mode” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Celery Man
4 years
Call me back❗️ @playboicarti
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Celery Man
4 years
This guy let them murder his close friend and still profits from it. Weak. No one cares what this weak bitch thinks. And you contributed nothing to Nirvana except looking goofy.
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
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Nirvana's Krist Novoselic praised Donald Trump for his "strong and direct" law and order speech: "He knocked it out of the park"
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Celery Man
6 years
To be honest, homie shot out the gate as a Carti clone so how he birthed something that was there before him?
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
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Smokepurpp claims he "birthed" the SoundCloud rapper generation.
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Celery Man
7 years
someone: u ok? u seem distracted me: nah i'm good my brain:
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Celery Man
4 years
🕊💯
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4 years
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Celery Man
7 years
💔
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Celery Man
6 years
When Touch by Omarion come on in the club and she lookin right @zackfox
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Celery Man
4 years
The feds randomly reactivated my nigga account and its probably wiretapped by homeland let’s gooooo 💯 @zackfox
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Celery Man
3 years
Ayo
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Celery Man
6 years
It need to stay right there
@XXL
XXL Magazine
6 years
'Kyoto' is right around the corner 🐯
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Celery Man
2 years
"STOP TOUCHIN NIGGASWITYAHANDS!!!!!" 😡
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Celery Man
6 years
I support hoe shit
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Celery Man
3 years
Wow my first official plaque 🙏🏾. You so talented and beautiful and I’m so grateful and so proud of you @_FloMilli ❗️Keep killin dese folks, we got more otw 😎 💯
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Celery Man
5 years
Me, speeding in my own lane, avoiding drama, smiling at my demons and on the way to happiness.
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Celery Man
20 days
100k for brakes I’m putting my fuckin feet thru the floor like Fred Flinstone
@HumpedMyJeweler
Kancho
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I gotta sell this shit this not finna work
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Celery Man
3 years
Listening to nothing but WLR 🧛🏿‍♀️
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Celery Man
3 years
This how the aliens roasting us in deep space
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Celery Man
6 years
There's a snake in my heart
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Celery Man
6 years
It’s Britney you stupid ass bitch
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Celery Man
2 years
Okay I’m wit the meta verse vr bullshit now 😳🔥
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Celery Man
7 years
Studio wit @playboicarti tonite
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Celery Man
4 years
Ayo why he do this 😭😭😭😭
@babyboylukitas
mapuche lamula 🅴🇦🇷🧉ඩා
4 years
kanye where are you going
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Celery Man
7 years
this nigga said he shooting a Frank Ocean video
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Celery Man
4 years
When the bean kick in
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Celery Man
6 years
Finna log out this bitch
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Celery Man
2 years
Idgaf I’ll give a mouse a cookie I really am just wild like that 💯
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Celery Man
10 months
Not even gon kap down I been dying for y’all to hear Carti new swag fr fr jus wait bruh really been in a wild ass bag
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Celery Man
5 years
whoever got my voodoo doll, let me drive da boat.
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Celery Man
7 years
The first thing I’m doing when I move into my new house.
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Celery Man
11 months
tf lmfaooooooooo
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Celery Man
9 years
I LITERALLY CAN NOT GO OUT INTO PUBLIC WITH THIS NIGGA @bootymath 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/RA52oaGGQY
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Celery Man
9 years
when the bean kick in http://t.co/zt8BKWxfha
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Celery Man
4 years
These type of folks who they expect us to believe in to “save” us lmfao... these are the gatekeepers.. a 200 yr old bitch who shut off n rebooted mid interview 😭😭😭😭.. n this old nigga shit himself on stage 😂😂😂😂 bro if we don’t get tf up n fuckin revolt... nah fr 😭
@dempstermd
Matthew D. Dempster
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Cleanup on aisle Nadler.
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7 years
No i can’t.
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Celery Man
3 years
Today: this Carti album trash!!! First Carti show 2021:
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5 years
👁 All Eyez On E 8/30 👁
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4 years
@JAYVERSACE @LilNasX Make this nigga rap like Griselda
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6 years
What 😂
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6 years
my stummy hurt.
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Celery Man
3 years
Man fuck a chart 😂😂😂 go learn who I am fam 😂😂😂✌🏾
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@iiichaos
Chaos in the GRDNOFIII
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@ETHEEEREAL Congrats on the success but if I didn't chart we can't universally accept it as a hit record
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Celery Man
4 years
Anthony Fantano said Lil Pump was fun and called Uzi Vert pretentious I could never listen to shit he got to say about music 😂💯
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Celery Man
4 years
Lake Lanier will never be safe because of all the black farmers and families they literally flooded out and killed to make that weak ass park. Like most of America.
@FOX5Atlanta
FOX 5 Atlanta
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#BREAKING Multiple agencies are searching Lake Lanier in Gainesville after two men went under water while swimming, and did not resurface. Family members and 20 emergency workers from @COGPolice , @hallcofire , @GaDNRLE & the Army Core of Engineers are on scene. #fox5atl
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Celery Man
3 years
Only opinion I care about really no kap
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Celery Man
3 years
Beef by Ethereal & Playboi Carti. a remix done by Flo Milli 4 years later same beat. As a producer and ar it cost me & these artists 0 dollars to make these "hits" at the time and they sustain themselves with having had barely any promo compared from a mainstream POV. point made.
@DJLoganGarrett
Logan Garrett
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@ETHEEEREAL @TopherPatt What song did you break that we all have heard and is a hit and how much did it cost ? @ETHEEEREAL
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Celery Man
5 years
I want her to pick me up like this 😫
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Celery Man
3 years
When you miss the dip
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Celery Man
3 years
Fellas is it gay to heat up water then drink it?
@tittyopian
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If i see a nigga drink tea imma assume he a homosexual
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Celery Man
4 years
@YoungSaxton @yungbernasty They playin “Look at this photograph”
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6 years
Nigga what sport is this 😭
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Celery Man
6 years
NIGGA YOU ARE THE PROBLEM 😂
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