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@kemimarie
this is equivalent to people posting photos of white folks drinking a milkshake in the 50’s talking about “i was born in the wrong generation 😍”
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@ihythreat
my last name doesn’t even go that hard, but there’s no way he could convince me to take the last name Jones.
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@Maanda_mu
i once told my therapist i was afraid to have children because i don’t think i’d be a good mom & she told me that fear is what would make me a good mom because i understand the gravity of raising a person, not just having a cute little baby.
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@DrIndyEinstein
people look at me crazy when i tell them it’s going to take more than love to get me to legally bind myself to another person until death may we part.
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@missmayn
When i was 17, i dated a 21 year old & I always thought his 25 y/o female friends were jealous of our relationship when they’d get mad at him for bringing me around…now that I’m 26, i DEFINITELY owe those women apologies.
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@SydDivineTarot
capricorn venus in 12H, i get freakier as i get more comfortable. i think i’m into dom/sub relationships, because the more i like my partner, the more i’m willing to push my boundaries to please them. i definitely have a praise kink, so i like to do what my partner wants.
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@ihythreat
once a guy i was dating asked me how i knew astrology isn’t just having a placebo effect on me & i told him “it doesn’t matter if it still works.”
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@ricosfuneral
@ihythreat
i’m a white woman dating a white man. nothing about my statement was racist.
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@IngriPauline
Along with that, I dated mostly men in their 40’s ages 22-25. It wasn’t until my brain was fully developed that it dawned on me how creepy those guys had to be going for someone as young as me & I got the ick…now I’m back to dating guys in the same age range as me.
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@xcowboygeniusx
when he tells me he’s not ready to date, but gets me an access card to the parking garage at his apartment so I can come over even when he’s not home…like ok…
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@R0quan
Modern day Christians don’t realize they’re more like the Pharisees than the disciples of the Bible
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@northstardoll
me @ the guy who dumped my tray last night because he was dancing in the aisle (which you’re not supposed to do) at the taylor swift concert while i was trying to hand out drinks (my job, which i am supposed to be doing).
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@king26_sk
I personally started a document listing different areas of my life and the routines that keep me in the right headspace so when I fall out of my routine, instead of scrambling, I just read my own instruction manual 😂😂
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@EarthToGazelle
one thing that keeps me going on my youtube journey is in one video
@nateobrienn
compared 40 people watching your video to speaking to a college lecture hall. that’s still a significant number of people who want to learn from you.
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@adoseofmars
my mom once told me just because astrology works doesn’t mean we’re supposed to use it. i asked if we’re not “allowed” to use it, why did God literally put it in the sky for everyone to see??
like where is the logic??
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@northstardoll
It baffles me how people remember plot lines from kids shows so vividly. I loved cartoons as much as any other child, and I know the overarching storyline, but i could never describe an individual episode to you of any of these shows.
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@juliet_riddell
@deadeyebrakeman
i practiced for HOURS in my Littlest Petshop voice activated diary to make those little hearts become muscle memory whenever i had to write to letter i.
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@jadewisdm
i have the kind of chart that makes people go “you’re probably kinda weird but people are oddly attracted to it.”
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@imsecsee
I always get confused when people complain about women being catty & two-faced cuz my female friends are the kindest, most uplifting, and understanding people I know. No one cares for me like my girls!!
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@hellotefi
Me when people say my eyes are too far apart. I’ve been getting compared to hammerhead sharks for a decade now, you think you can break me??
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@KaiaSinclair
bahahahaha you just described my relationship. for almost two years i’ve been going out with a 5 star chef, and most nights we just hang out at his house, he cooks me dinner, we watch a movie or something on tv, while smoking (me) or having a cocktail (him).
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@SydDivineTarot
aries. sagittarius will still say it, but they get away with it cuz they’re fun.
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@DurgadasADuriel
i’ve been manifesting new career opportunities & yesterday i got TWO emails from different people asking me to work with them. i wasn’t interested in the first one, but i’m going to talk to the second one cuz it’s more aligned with what i want to do!!
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@malyelff
i just celebrated my 25th birthday & said to one of my 23 y/o friends “you’ll understand when you’re my age.” she was making fun of me, but i’ve already been feeling major shifts occur.
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@AVenusianVirgo
I dated this guy last summer. Beginning of February, i gave his clothes to charity, unfollowed him on SoundCloud and instagram, plus whatever else to get him out of my life and off my conscience…then he texted me TWO DAYS before Valentine’s 😂😂
Check out the synastry ☠️
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@RainyDaysUtube
@scoobyhistory
I fell in love with him at 5 years old after seeing 10 Things I Hate About You
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@valkyrierunes
as cringey as it is, i’m proud of them for actually trying to follow archetypal stereotypes. most companies can’t be bothered to even do that much.
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@adoseofmars
this is why i maintain a boundary with my close friends not to aim for me when they’re drunk & want to kiss a girl. i’m openly bisexual, and i don’t like my sexuality being exploited. i’m already objectified by men, i don’t need women to start pulling this bs too.
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@LeArielleSimone
@kemimarie
I never try to get back at people anymore because The Universe always has a much worse punishment than I could ever imagine. When I put my energy into retaliation, it can sometimes backfire because what goes around comes around. That’s how I learned to let go.
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@whotfisjovana
I laid down “for an hour” when I got home from work today at 5…woke up at 11 lol.
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@lettersfromjuno
I’m Cap Venus in the 12th. I loved the idea of high school sweethearts when I was younger, but now i tell everyone about the theory I have that those people are emotionally stunted at the age they got together and don’t really know how to have an adult relationship.
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@DurgadasADuriel
i’m 24 years old. the past two years i’ve been dating a 49 y/o five star chef who has been on the food network twice, and owns a catering business along with multiple event venues. i am (obviously) a capricorn venus.
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@Supaa_Fupaa
@c0nsumeristbr4t
i’m in love with an aquarius venus, a situationship is all i’ll ever get out of him 😅
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@aliyahInterlude
why was i being bullied for being tall, having freckles, and gapped teeth??? that is so normal for children???
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@anneofpakcables
once someone at a fashion show told my mom I was stunning. She told them (and everyone standing around us) “I’m not used to hearing that about Teresa, I usually hear that about my other daughter…” I was a model in the show.
Someone told my mom my sister was stunning in 2009.
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@empressatlantis
venus in the 12th (capricorn) conjunct neptune (aquarius). i idealize conventional men whose values don’t really align with mine.
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@TheOracleReadsU
Me in high school when literal Miss Iowa was always on my ass. Like you’re beautiful, popular, and more successful than me. I’m a little stoner who shows up to school in my dad’s XXL sweats. We have zero classes together. What did i do to you???
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@lilmanifestinbb
That’s why i don’t get embarrassed when people catch me dancing a lil too much
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@LeG0AT_23
@pisceswrId
@_mooble
y’all come talk to me once your profiles have pictures of yourselves cuz i can guarantee there’s a reason you’re projecting lmfao
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@itszaeok
the weirdest name switch i had in elementary school was when my teacher Mrs. Weimann had a baby and was replaced with Ms. Weidemann
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@kemimarie
i hate it when people are like “i’ve never given you a reason not to trust me!!” when have you given me a reason to trust you??
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@lachancenaomi27
There was a girl in my high school with fetal alcohol syndrome who was brought into our child development class, and as much as I knew it was bad to drink pregnant then, that solidified my beliefs. I could never even risk that on my baby.
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@degreedummy
one of my favorite things about being a pisces sun is that i’m not a pisces moon lol
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@darlingube
This is insane because if they really thought of it that way, they wouldn’t have entered into a monogamous relationship to begin with. If you’ve mutually agreed to an exclusive commitment, they don’t feel ownership over you. You willingly chose to make that agreement.
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@SydDivineTarot
Me when people say pisces and aries aren’t compatible, but my aries moon keeps them coming 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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@Impermanent_D6
my pisces mars…i’ve heard from several people that i’m usually cool as a cucumber, but you’d better take cover if i get mad. it actually caused a lot of problems when i was little, i’ve had to learn methods of staying calm in tumultuous moments.
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@created2soft
i recently started dating someone i think is better looking than me (my friends say we’re more even than i think), and i just keep telling myself “if ugly guys can treat me badly, hot guys can be nice.” either way, i’d rather have my heart broken by someone i find attractive.
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@joblessthursday
@syrax_exe
i had many lesbian relationships in my doll house for this reason
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@KatCitrine
@leeleewise
@notmollyorsilly
i had to have a conversation with the guy i’m dating the other day about what we’d do if i got pregnant & realized how hard it is to explain to people that i DO NOT want to get an abortion, but i want us all to have the option to SAFELY terminate a pregnancy.
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@vada444_
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@glumirror
i spoke with my psychiatrist about BPD because of my fear of abandonment, and he said it was just my RSD (which is a qualitative ADHD symptom). every diagnostic manual except the DSM5 has heightened sensitivity as a symptom, but America’s doesn’t because we only use quantitative.
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@celesitial
men always want to start an onlyfans & talk about how easy it is…until they realize WOMEN aren’t the ones subscribing. it is MEN treating them the way MEN DO!! they can’t handle it!!
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@IMOROLOGY
i tried hooking up with my ex like a year and a half after he locked me out of his house during a fight & i was so emotionally detached, it was nowhere near as good as i’d remembered it when i thought i was in love with him.
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@KaiaSinclair
cap venus 12H, sextiles mars in pisces…i cry every year on my birthday. not because i don’t want to get older, or even because someone makes me cry, i just always go into an existential crisis on my birthday. it’s a little strange.
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how i clean up vs. me on rave day (:
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@piscesitos
everyone receives love, but you have to earn it from specific people. like who you choose to spend your energy on & where you choose to spend your time. ~capricorn venus
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@sagistarbb
my ex boyfriend used to mail me letters cuz i once expressed this grievance to him while lamenting about how i only ever receive spam & bills in the mail. i still have them, even though we broke up 6 years ago. he was my first love. 💗
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@astropriestesss
scorpios, especially risings, they usually have dark features and bushy eyebrows.
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@themonaleo
someone told me meg got shot because she joined the rap game. i was like “she’s making music, tf does that have to do with getting shot?!” people will literally say anything to undermine your success!! they’re jealous!!
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@kemimarie
Pluto in 11H — I feel like strangers like me but I’m never any of my friend’s favorite person. It makes me feel lonely because the people I want to connect with don’t, but the people I don’t necessarily care about want to connect with me.
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@sagistarbb
me trying to figure out how i am embodying uranus, jupiter, the sun, and mercury all at once.
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