need a sitcom about the 6 people who live in dixville

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

Ready to ruin some 9th grade lives today! #quickwrites

#STAARredesign #allthethings FINALLY finished my ECR skills TEKS Clarifiers, Texas RLA friends! 2024 test items are updated on each (scroll) & resources linked. https://t.co/cEwGhI5Je4

Walz, 60, has drawn criticism for appearing older than his age. Walz responded on X, saying that it’s because he “supervised the lunchroom for 20 years. You do not leave that job with a full head of hair. Trust me.” 😅🤣

Elmo, the great thing about specializing in something is you get to decide. I think you’ll be a great specialist in anything you end up choosing!

Bronze team. Bronze horse. I am forever grateful to have had this opportunity. This Olympic experience has been everything and more. Thank you to everyone who has supported me. Bronze is a great achievement, but I got eyes for something shinier in my future #2028

Thing about 1500 meters is that it offers a really, really long time to be alone with your thoughts in the pool knowing there is absolutely nothing you could possibly do to catch Katie Ledecky

[Leaving the Sistine Chapel] Her: I can't believe Michelangelo spent two years lying on his back Me: Well they can't flip themselves over once they're on their shell

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I want a reality show featuring Pommel Horse Ken and The Norwegian Muffin Man and hosted by Laurie Hernandez.

#STAARredesign More 2024 released STAAR resources for my curriculum pals: RLA question stems doc with keys & scoring guides linked. I will add secondary in tomorrow. https://t.co/HbHa0kew0u

Simone Biles is now the most decorated US Olympics gymnast, so here is a thread of her as functions y = x

She sold out to Big Parma.

The very first thing I did this morning upon coming to school after summer break was lock myself out of my laptop after too many incorrect password attempts.

If your first kid is starting kindergarten, I highly recommend buying them a slightly too big shirt in every color and stocking up the dress up box, because Spirit Days are coming and they will knock the wind out of you and keep punching

i don't think you should have to own a home generator to live in the fourth largest city in america

It has come to my attention that in Norway “up and not crying” is a fairly common response to “how are you” and I demand the rest of us adopt this immediately

New title: Madam President of the Michigan Council of Teachers of English I am honored to take on this role and to be the first Black president in 102 years. My goal: expand educators' anti-racist & anti-bias work + open doors for marginalized folks to be leaders. It’s time ✊🏾